Rock and Roll Star
lyrics
hail hail rock and roll
come here son and let me help you sell your soul
sit right down and everything will be just fine
sign right here and it will all work out in time
sit right down and i will tell you about the plan
see i'm gonna make you 50 thousand dollars
and only take 10
million
but did i mention i got a new mercedes benz
smile pretty be witty come meet your brand new friends

(chorus)
everybody thinks that you'll go far
you're gonna be a rock and roll star


now you got a lawyer and a banker down on 16th ave
funny the things they call if you spend a couple
extra years in school
they got big black cars and dollar signs in their eyes too
what is a boy like me to do

i go this guitar that i play a little out of tune
but it makes no difference if i get all the right tattoos
and hey get a look at these cheek bones
who cares if mick jager was ever in the rolling stones
besides he didn't even get that far
but me i'm gonna be a rock and roll star
yes i am

now we're living happy underneath the sony tree
and i got my top ten record on wkdd.. something or other
bartender can i have another
and another and another
you're lucky we're even drinking in this bar (chorus)