Places in Iraq to find the weapons of mass destruction

1. Under Saddam’s mattress (Actually that’s where the pornography of mass destruction is stored)
2. Better get a shovel, the WDM’s are buried somewhere in the sand
3. In the basement of the Baghdad palace, in the basement beside the bag of moustache clippings.
4. In the stable, under the pile of camel droppings.
5. In the cave where Osama Bin Laden is hiding.
6. Available at any Iraqi 7-11 store right beside the jerky.
7. Find Saddam’s harem, lift a few skirts, there’s the weapons of mass destruction.
8. Any outhouse behind a Taco Bell in Iraq is a weapon of mass destruction.
9. Find Saddam, under the beret is the toupee of mass destruction

Rejected Saskatchewan Licence Plate Slogans

1. Saskatchewan – Beer and strippers don't mix
2. Saskatchewan – Mad Cow free thanks to mood controlling drugs
3. Saskatchewan – Our speed bumps have antlers
4. Saskatchewan – We gave you public health care, What the hell else do you want?
5. Saskatchewan – If you think this is cold, you should try living in Uranium City
6. Saskatchewan – We ain't Hillbillies, We ain't got no hills
7. Saskatchewan – Mosquitoes, What Mosquitoes?
8. Saskatchewan – We’re all PST off
9. Saskatchewan – It’s Gopherific
10. Saskatchewan – Take a right at the grain elevator, and you’ll be in Alberta in 7 hours
11. Saskatchewan - My other car is a tractor
12. Saskatchewan – Don’t touch the clock, you’ll break it
13. Saskatchewan – More pot holes than people
14. Saskatchewan – Readin, Writin’ Cow Tippin’
15. Saskatchewan - Canada's Socialist Hell Hole
16.   Saskatchewan - Clueless Old Fogeys
17.   Saskatchewan - Mountain Free
18.   Saskatchewan - Celebrate the Centennial by moving to Toronto
19.   Saskatchewan - Fresh cow pies available 24 hours a day