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Why are spammers like mushrooms?
They thrive in dark places with lots of shit
What is brown and black and looks good on a spammer?
A doberman
What is the difference between a spammer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
What's the difference between a spammer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bus full of spammers?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What's the difference between a dead spammer on a street and a dead dog on the street?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What's the difference between a pile of dog shit and a spammer?
People try to avoid stepping on the pile of dog shit