Do not attempt these,They are only for fun.
Spell to Fly.
(It is very important to follow these instructions in the order they are given!)
1) Go to the top of a large cliff.
2) Jump off.
3) Flap arms REALLY fast.
4) Check and make sure you brought a parachute in case of emergency.
Spell to Attract Lightning.
1) Cover yourself in metal: jewellery, chains, golf clubs, nails, nuts & bolts, hubcaps. etc.
2) Go out into a thunderstorm and hold a long TV antenna high in the air.
3) Wait.
A Spell to Make Time Fly.
1. Take your clock outside.
2. Hold the clock like a Frisbee.
3. Spin in a circle three times, then release the clock.
4. Watch time fly! Wasn't that fun!
Spell to Save on petrol.
1. Cut holes in floorboards of car.
2. Remove shoes.
3. While still seated, pedal feet really, really fast.
4. Scream "Yabba Dabba Do!"
Optional: Invite passengers to join in the fun!
