Another one stolen from Brinn…
YOUR NAME
The singular boring question: What is your name? Actually I always like this one since I have two legitimate birth certificates - born Tony - should have been Toni but my mom was fucked up... then raised as Jennifer - think "Love Story" here... talk about a common name ~ I never answer to it in public unless I recognize the voice ~ hence the "arouuu" thing MJ and I used to do at games or in public bathrooms... :) …
If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Well since my birth certificate says "Tony" I'm guessing Tony?! …
Would you name a child of yours after you? Don't plan to have any ~ thanks. …
If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Um, can I pass on this one? I'm kinda used to my name now after all these years. Karen and I did make up "alter egos" in high school - would that count? …
What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Last name here too - most people can pronounce Jennifer but I get some funky spellings - um... :) The old last name was worse than the new one though - always had a "uh" being added in the middle. …
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Oh sure - why not?! …
RELIGION…
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No. …
Do you think God has a gender? No - but I have a hard time grasping the diety concept anyhow... can energy have a gender? …
Do you think science counteracts religion? To a point - isn't that why they call it "faith"?…
Do you believe in organized religion? Not for me personally, but if it makes you happy, go for it - but to copy here - don't try and cram it down my throat. I love a good conversation or debate - I despise being preached at. …
Where do you think we go when we die? I believe we come back... where and when are up to debate…
Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Me?! LOL! …
HUMOR…
How easy is it to make you laugh? I'm laughing now at the last question... :) …
What person you know makes you laugh the most? Now it would have to be my husband, but as a rule, everyone around me makes me laugh ~ I tend to chose friends who I can laugh with as that is what makes my world go round... …
Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Yep…
Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? If meaning I shouldn't tell them because I can't remember the damn punch line ~ all the time! …
What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? I like "fuck a duck" too ~ usually add "that you flew in on"... geez, what else? Too many too name - smooshed nanners and pink sprinkles is good though! …
What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I have to pick? I'm constantly amusing myself through my babblings - both on line and in person... the Sasha ate the bunny story was pretty good though... …
MUSIC…
Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Always - what's really bad is when there isn't any music and I'm still dancing. …
What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? You know - I know I should be able to think of something but... how about anything whiny?! …
What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? As in literally understand - stuff in another language. …
What song(s) are constantly in your head? It varies day to day. Varies by day and level of brain power - tend to get stupid stuff stuck in my head for no reason whatsoever... …
If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? I wouldn't - I couldn't hold a tune if you gave me a bucket with a handle on it! …
If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Again, I wish he wouldn't - how about the stereo or a drum solo or something?! …
MOVIES…
What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Twisted old shit - Eraserhead, Gothic... and anything by David Lynch…
Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Nope - too much of a Lethal Weapon fan to go there - give me more Mel! …
Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Um... can I say I never got into Star Wars? I know, I'm disabled... …
What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Good comedies... and more Jay & Silent Bob too! :) …
What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? War movies - I can handle one or two but that's all we seem to have in the freaking house. Add surround sound and it's like being in the middle of a damn battle field... I could go on on this topic... :) …
FOOD…
When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste - although I'm considering dieting AGAIN…
What's your favorite kind of cheese? Pepper jack. …
What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I'm weird? Spicy but bland? I have no fucking clue... …
If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Unfortunately, I do know - have been to many processing plants, etc ~ but yes, I still eat it... …
Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Nope. …
COMPUTERS…
Mac or PC? PC…
How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? Um...not much except when it doesn't work or Rob is telling me way more than I need to know! …
Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Nope - unless I'm chatting with someone who lives far away - then it is almost better than the phone cuz you can take bathroom breaks. …
Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? Nah…
Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Nope - I'm a huge eBay fan though…
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES…
Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Honestly I think I'm a pretty good mental mix of both genders - to actually trade places with my husband for a day might be interesting though... but that can get super weird too! …
What do you love most about the other gender? Smell first - must love the smell to be interested - then just about everything really - men are pretty damn amusing. …
What do you dislike most about the other gender? There is nothing in general I dislike about men - specific men on the other hand... …
What do you understand least about the other gender? Honestly, I feel pretty comfortable that I understand my husband at least - who cares about the rest of them. …
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT…
Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? What's the "all that"?!…
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Ugh - not again... no just kidding - I'd make it clear no way... …
Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? I would have said getting to know them to this question prior to May of 2002 - but I pretty much went in blind when I met Robert and it has been totally fantastic ever since so... …
Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? My brother and my husband have the same name... my stepfathers nickname is the same as my husband, hell my stepson has the same name as my husband... etc etc etc. …
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Um... it's never stopped me. …
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? If everyone is on the same page it's a damn good form of entertainment. …
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes, I think so - but at the time they were physically attractive for whatever reason - personality, smell - it makes a difference how I saw them if that makes any sense... …
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Yeah... …
Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? No - to me the foundation for any lasting relationship is a combination of emotional attachment and good sex! …
TWO TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS…
Would you like to be cloned? For work purposes only - the clone could go earn the money while I was lounging on the beach. …
Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? Actually, yes ~ I would like to experience that. …
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS…
When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? About two hours ago when Robert called. …
What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I'm bored? …