Carlin turned 30 and we had a good time here. Matt, Nancy, Gabe who I won't call G, myself my brother and Chris were able to enjoy the night. Then I played City of heroes for 2 days. Today I worked. Now I am home. Stupid voodoo Saturday radio crap most of the night at work, then my brother tells me he was at voodoo and is gonna probably get a job there. Oh yeah we got subway on the trip home. MMMMM sub.

The End of the WORLD!

I got paid today! JOY! HAPPINESS! Took the bus in saw Tim, Emily, and Dallas on the bus. Talked to Emily who was looking for a job but I had to go to KFC to get my check. Cashed it then got some smokes and saw Josh and talked to him for a bit. Went and said hi to Daisy. Then I went to work. Brother and roomate stopped in and I gave them money. Paid back Eric (thanks man) who I tried to give 10 bucks but he wouldn't take it only the 5 I borrowed. Brother picked me up came home took a shower. Said hi to everyone on my msn that was on. Might go over to Matts Thursday.

Have you ever seen the helpless guy who sees a girl but can't talk to her at all? Well that's me only in reverse you see I babble on about how I feel, my life, and everything. What's worse is I know I'm doing it but can't stop myself, when I should just be all cool and collected. I don't really have to worry. It's just that I want to be part of someones life, make them happy, and be a trusted friend. If only there was some sort of machine that I could put my thoughts and feelings into and then someone could sit down and have those zapped into them. Poof. Instance understanding of where the hell Willy is coming from.

So Wednesday is Carlin's birthday and he is coming over but I'll miss most of it because I'm working. Hope that you guys save me a beer. Anyhow that's it from me once again. I was thinking about putting up a small instructional video on how to cook chicken made by me in a comedic fashion. Maybe next time. Live life and be happy my friends. Smile and wiggle those toes!

Once again 4 am and I can't sleep. My day went something like, wake up, play warcraft with Carlin get drive to work with Carlin (his daughter is adorable), work with Ray, Dallas, Matt, and Carlin. Get home. Would have taken a shower right away but bathroom was busy. Talked to Maris who is off to Niagra Falls staying in a hotel with her boyfriend, she was excited to say the least. Talked to Nancy for a while boring her with my views on life and relationships. Tried to go to sleep but couldn't and was awake remembering all the people from Toys R Us.

So here is a quick run down of all the people I got to work with there.

Danny - Not enough words to say how great a guy he is.
Denise - Will forever hold a special place in my heart.
Marc - Fifty bucks for future shop, best Christmas present ever. (they should make peanut free cookies)
Josh - first day there, cleaning the garbage can.
Elodie - One of my favorite people.
Daisy - able to kick my ass in tic tac toe.
Crystal - made handing things up to her on a ladder very fun.
Bruce - How many times did we stop and talk in the games section?
Eric - pro wrestler, all around great guy. Rambo!
Tim - shared love for video games, and omg tigger that humped the floor!
Shawna - I know I'm not supposed to place stuffed animals in sexual positions.
Sheena - there were two, the tall one put up with me the short one made me smile.
Sam - someone I could take lessons from on how to be cool.
Tammy, Karen, Shelly and Garth the managment crew all excellent people.
Then there are tons of people who I'll miss out on naming, like Matt with his wierd band, Ryan, Mike, Carol, Trish, and all the other great people who made my time at the toy store a blast! Good times.

P.S. In retrospect trying to name everyone was hard lol, if I forgot you please don't hate me.

This is actually the update for the 25th but hey it's 4 am so I just go by the little clock in the bottom right corner. Lets see what did I do today. Worked. Wait no got up then Timmy drove me to work on his motorbike. Matt, Jason, Eric, Carlin, James, and Kurt was there. Was a pretty good night but the computer at worked messed up and they got a new video card that is better than Carlins. I think I need to take this time to say, HAHAHAHAHA. Been talking to one of my favorite people ever, that would be you Elodie. Guess she has been a night owl all along, I never knew. Work was painfully annoying what with the finger condoms and the bandaids. Five minutes into work I closed the "Would you like hot or mild sauce" drawer on my thumb. Plus my finger from the van door. So washing dishes was ouch, sting. However I do so enjoy finger condoms. Today will be good since I get my check and will have money. I wish we had ice cream. Got Thursday Friday and Sunday off. I must see Kill Bill, it sounds really cool. Well guess I'm going to sleep to wake up and cook some more chicken. Life is good. I could use a hug tho, oh and was thinking about people I know and friends and stuff and thought I should do something nice for a couple of them. Like visit and bring chocolate. You know friends are there when you need them but I should be better than that and be there when you don't need me.

Try and think about everything you have that you take for grnted and love life. Do something nice for someone! See you on the flip side. Boondock Saints, watch it.

I worked today and it was grand. It like snow/rained and I got a drive home with Niki but my fingers were in the way when the van door closed and man did that hurt. Also I did not get paided yet. Have to wait until monday to get a check.

And now for some cool links...

Eddie Izzard a transvestie comic, hey he's funny
Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?
and WHEEEEEEEE!!
Dumb Fawks Click on the little red sound things when you watch this.
Enjoy.

Now for some rules on women I found...
-----This is quoted---
"14. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them. "

I tested this theory when I was 25. It's true. I was raised to treat women special. Didn't work well. I noticed they all went out on dates with assholes. I started treating them like I didn't give a shit. I had so many dates I lost count. Then I realized that I didn't like those women. They were weak. But the theory did prove to be a fact. Most women I've met are like that.

I realized I liked stronger willed women. I don't like weak minded girly girls. I met my wife on a military deployment. There she was standing in the desert in a gas mask and holding an M-16. I knew she was the one for me. Been married for 12yrs now.

This is true. If you treat a woman the way you're "suppose" to, they take advantage of that, and use it against you. All of my girlfriends have done this. They figure you open the door for them, so you must be willing to do whatever they desire in turn.

On the other hand, when I treat girls like crap, blow them off, don't call them frequently, and just treat them nice once in a while, they keep coming back for more.

This is not to say that you shouldn't treat your woman well....but it is to say that you can't be your woman's biziotch. All the playa's treat their women like tools, and the women complain about it vehemently, yet continue to date that type of guy. Why is this? Because they LIKE it.

Now I will reveal to you one of the most important secrets of your life: Women cannot survive without something to complain about. If you do not "give" them something to complain about, they will FIND something to complain about. This means that if you are a "good" guy, they will have to create the drama. This can take the shape of nitpicking, nagging, sleeping with your friends, and "looking around" in an attempt to bring out emotion and drama from you. If you're not an asshole, most girls will take actions that turn you into an asshole.

Am I wrong?

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I wish I didn't have to work. I wish I had tons of money, then again so does everyone else. I work again tomorrow. Joy. I pass the time by talking to myself and starting meaningless idiotic conversations with my coworkers. I'm a lot different at home where I get to relax and be myself, I don't really want to be at work, I mean it's great that I have a job and I am grateful that I got hired back. Lets face it most people don't want to work, really.

Sometimes I get to feeling like I wish I had a girlfriend but then I remember why I don't. I could get some desperate chick to go out with me if I wanted to, but why bother? Sure you could say sex, or to have a relationship but man most people are just too stupid to hold conversations with let alone relationships. It would be cool to have deep conversations about life and have someone to share your thoughts with and have that two way street of love to travel on. Yeah like in the movies where you ride off into the sunset. Plus do I really want the stereotypical bar slut who has a belly button ring and wears a shirt that shows it? I think I would rather have a mail order bride who came from a cuture other than your mainstream north american clones of Cristina Aguilera. Call me crazy. I would just want to be honest and loving. This is all deeply seeded in watching first hand as my mother was ruined as a person by my father and step father when I was growing up, they pretty much crushed her hopes and dreams. I dunno maybe today society is to blame for the high devorce rate, premarital sex, drugs, and whatever other crap you want to add to the list. Now don't get me wrong I'm a firm beleiver in the "If you have fun doing it and it doesn't hurt anyone else then do it" line of thought. I guess I'm as quilty as everyone else for being a pig headed moron at times. Really when it comes down to it, it would be wonderful if people could just comunicate on an emtional level, with no lies, no holding back, you just know everything about that person and exactly how they feel.

Downloaded Saga of Ryzom open beta and played it for a couple hours and it pretty much sucked big donkey nuts. Try it out for yourself if you want. Also on that list is Lineage 2 for hardcore suckage.

I have nothing to do and have 2 days off. Joy. Worked a week straight every night and wish I had to work more just because my life is boring and meaningless. Well anyway guess since your reading this I'll put up some kick ass links for you to visit so your not bored... and if you find that these suck, well smoke some pot that makes everything more interesting and life a lot more interesting. So what I can use the word interesting more than once in one interesting sentance because I find it interesting.

Where can you find lions?
What pie now?
There she is!!
Retarded Animal babies
And I recommend frog blender, gerbil microwave, nana hooter, fly 1 and 2, etc from Joe Cartoon Check out Gerbil in a light socket it is WONDERFUL!
Until next time my loyal readers, like Carlin who I think is the only person who even reads my gay, pathetic webpage. Happy Birthday.

If you want to check out the World of Warcraft guild site here is the link

Think I'll rant for a bit about nothing. I like KFC. Working there is great. Get to work with some cool people. I still talk to the people from toys r us and drop in every once in a while. Some wonderful chracters work there.

Anyway the people I get to work with at KFC. Tonight I worked with Dallas, Dan for a bit, Nancy, Jamie and myself. Jamie is a quiet guy and pretty down to earth. His girlfriend Isabelle works there too she's nice. He also worked there back before I went to college. So did Dan who is funny and srikes me as a death metal rock star who just never picked up the guitar. Dallas is a riot and he should be a side show in a circus. Nancy well I like her but I mainly act like a retard around her to see how much she can put up with me, one day I'll break down and act more myself around her, if she was a guy it would be so much easier to talk to her. Ray and Bernard are still there from way back when as well and are both good guys but I don't get to work with them much. Eric is awesome he gives me drives home. He's also funny at times and all around a real nice guy. There's the 2 James one who is Dan's roomate and the other one, I haven't really got to talk to them much. Niki and Lisa who are both nice and short. Very short for Lisa. Then there are the day people I don't see much but love just the same and Michelle who sometimes works nights. All in all I love pretty much everyone I work with and hope that they are able to put up with me. And Kurt, not much to say about him, he thought I was quiet, I just never had anything important to say. Heck most of the time I say stuff that is just stupid because I like to hear my own voice.

Matt deserves his own paragraph. This guy is like a form of comedy that just won't stop. I mean I kind of pick on him but I try to be nice. He's just so baked. The guy probably doesn't even know that he's hilarious. He tells stories that make no sense sometimes and other times you would think it was his first day working there. I should probably be a bit nicer to him but hey it's not like I try to be mean I just joke around with the little fellow.

And now for Carlin oh man this guy is just the best. I enjoy every minute I get to talk to him. I admire him for many reasons. Wish I got to see him more than I do but he is busy being a dad and stuff. Anyhow I'll see ya when I do and hope things are going grand for ya.

Well that's it. You must be bored to tears if you read all this crap. I'm going to the bathroom to drain the lizard. If you do one thing this week eat a banana split for me. Peace out.

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Hippy Hoppy, it's been a while since I updated last. Back working at KFC now for almost 3 weeks. Oh how I love working at KFC. My computer got messed up and winlogon.exe was eating 100% cpu. If that happens to you, reinstall windows. Speaking of reinstalling, curse windows for not detecting my sound card and FU filter keys! Summer should hurry up so we can have BarBQ's. Hmm lets see what else... oh yeah I get to work with Carlin and a bunch of other great people. Stayed over at Jamie's last night. Eric drives me home. Stayed at Dan's one night and played magic. Still go visit the Toys R Us crew sometimes. My average day goes get up at noon, shower, shave, laundry, bus into town at 3:25 fart around the mall then work at 5:00. Then try and find a way home or Timmy picks me up or I stay someplace.

Still waiting for world of warcraft to come out. Tried farcry out, got unreal 2004, battlefield vietnam, play some warcraft 3 too. Right now I just had a bubble bath and it was great I hit the jet button on the bathtub and let the bubbles almost flow over the side of the tub. All clean. Then I drink some five alive. I'm pretty hungry and think I'm gonna get something to eat. So take care and I'm sure you had massive amounts of fun reading this. Ta-ta for now!

My IQ Test results I mean we all knew that I'm smart. Quit Toys R Us because making 160 dollars a month will not pay bills. So I'm going to get another job and wait for our inheritance to come in. Happy days.

I got this e-mail from poetry.com...
Dear William,

I'm sorry you will be unable to join us at the 2004 International Society of Poets' Spring Convention and Symposium at the Walt Disney World Resort--the largest and most prestigious poetry event ever held. As you know, you were selected to be honored at this event, and we were looking forward to your presenting your poetic artistry in front of the more than 2000 poets from over 50 countries who will be attending.

However, because we don't want you to miss out on this unique opportunity altogether, we have arranged a way for you and your poetic accomplishments to be a part of this event in a major way, without your actually being present. Although you will be unable to participate in the Convention contest (you must be present to win), you can receive all of the awards and benefits of ISP membership we have scheduled for you--including your custom engraved Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Bowl (see it here), your bronze Commemorative Award Medallion, and your Full One Year Membership into the International Society of Poets for 2004--if you will allow us to present one of your poems at the convention in your place.

We have arranged for professional poetry readers to read your poem at this largest gathering of poets in history. Our readers will present your poem with imaginative style, so that your artistry receives the worldwide exposure and recognition that it deserves. Your poem will also be featured in printed form, proudly displayed in a special room at the convention that will be accessible to more than 2000 attending poets and guests.

And let me tell you a little about the actual awards and membership benefits that you will receive by mail immediately after you confirm your participation in this prestigious event by submitting your poem:

-- Your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Bowl (a $200.00 value) is a magnificent work of art in itself that measures over 10 inches across and over 11 inches high. It is handcrafted in silver and has your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry-wood base. It is certain to enjoy a special place of pride in your home and will serve as a fitting symbol of your unique poetic artistry.

-- Your bronze Commemorative Award Medallion (a $40.00 value) is a deeply etched bronze medal brilliantly displayed on a 25 inch red, white and blue satin ribbon.

-- And your Full One Year Membership into the International Society of Poets for 2004 (a $60.00 value) entitles you to a personalized membership card, an ISP patch and decal, entry into special contests during the year, and a subscription to The Poet's Corner quarterly newsletter. Please note, if you are alredy an ISP member, your benefits will be extended an additional year.

William, all that's required for us to immediately send you all of these Awards is for you to submit a poem to be formally presented at the convention. Additionally, we must also ask you for the necessary funds ($169.00 plus p+h) to cover the costs of the time and effort required to present your poem before the convention attendees both aloud and in writing, as well as the costs incurred in insuring and shipping to you these extremely bulky and heavy awards via Federal Express.

William, we are, of course, ultimately most interested in meeting you and having you personally present your artistry in front of the thousands of other poets who attend these live events. Unfortunately, this is not to be the case at this time, so we're trying to do the next best thing. But we sincerely hope to personally present you with your most deserved awards in the future.

Sincerely,
Steve Michaels
Convention Awards Chairperson

Too bad I don't have the cash to pay for any of that. It would be sweet to read my poem in front of 2000+ people.

My Name
As an exercise in literacy
a test of my creativity
I firmly planted my feet
the challenge ahead to meet
a circular motion of the hips
a slight pressing together of the lips
My name came to mind
in flowing writing, the calligrophy kind
When I was done I began to glow
looking down at the snow
I saw before me not an atrosity
but a yellow outline of dignity.

Anyhow, work is going ok. Still love the toy store. Not too much else going on in my life. Playing a lot of DAOC (Dark Age Of Camelot). Watched a David Spade movie where he is this child actor guy who moves in with a family. It was cool. The dishes are piling up, I hate doing them. Well guess thats sums up things. Other than the trailer 3 up from mine going up in flames. Which was a crazy tragedy. Things are good in my little corner of the world, hope you find happiness and if you did don't get hit by a bus. Peace out. Oh and sorry I diddn't get out to your place Cory and I missed the staff party on Sunday. My brother made shepards pie but he used the five day old stew as a base and put green peppers and red peppers and sausage in it... yeah so my cast iron stomach was kinda ugh. Anyway I love you if it makes you feel better.

Wow my first update in 2004. This is long in the making and I'm sure my loyal fan base has been drooling with excitment. Anyway today was cool I got a call to go to this focus group. I go in and they have coffee and cake and I sit there and check out 7 ads for blue cross health insurance. So for 2 hours I get 50$ nice one, nice one. My brother made a gay smoke outside rule. I'm only working one shift a week at Toys R Us but I still love the job just can't pay bills with that kind of money. Went to the lawyers and it's possible we will be getting our inheritance. That will be a lot of cash. I check the World Of WarCraft website daily. Play Warcraft3, call of duty, and stuff to pass the time. Things have been ok with some really crappy stuff happening that just shouldn't be important and crap. Maybe I'll do some flash or some stuff to the webpage. Dennis the old roomate is moving out and we got Chan the new roomate moving in. Things are ticking me off and I'm having fantasies about killing people in very brutal and unatural ways. Like with hooks and home made chain saws while wearing a clown suit. Anyway I'm going to go have a smoke outside in the cold. I'll try and think happy thoughts. Well not really.... I don't give a flying dead rat. If you died right now, I wouldn't care. If I died right now, happy days. I got some minor pent up frustrations and I need some serious happy to happen before I go nuts and end up a serial killer. Well hope you die. Have a good one. Until my next wonderful update, when hopefully I will be in a much better mental condition and playing world of warcraft, die.

Well I had a girlfriend for around a month but then she broke up with me. She is a great person and I hope she finds happiness. I've been sick a lot, strep throat, sinus infection, my bum hurts. I had a good Christmas got to eat turkey dinner with the family. Looking forward to new years. Still working at Toys R Us. I could write about something profound but men not understanding women is a classic story. Maybe something that not many people know about me like me history in gaming.

Buckle up kids this is going to be a long one. I started gaming back in the good old Nintendo days with mario and it blossomed from there. I got everything I could get my hands on. I played MUD (multi user dungeon) basically a text based online fantasy game for around 5 years. Have a bunch of Advanced Dungeons and Dragons books. Super Nintendo, Sega, Sega Dreamcast, N64, and now we own a PS2. The real hardcore gaming is done on the computer though. I could name all the games but there are just too many to count. Everquest took three years of my life. Lets just say that my life is all about playing some elf wizard in a online role playing game. Fantasy is the ultimate reality. I'm bored but not bored enough to list all the games I own and try to remember all the ones that I have played. Ask me about it and I probably have played it extensivly. So yes this means I'm a loser geek who just sits in front of his computer. It also means that I don't care about being a social butterfly involved in some drama queen nonsense. I'm going to be a fat old man who plays computer, wait I am. How does that bite ya? SCrew the world. Give me World of Warcraft 24/7 for the rest of my life. Hook it to my vein.

I got a new keyboard, internet was down, life is being lived day to day in a meaningless computer gaming addiction. Ok I was going to make up a bunch of cool stuff to update this thing with because nothing has happened to me. Thing is nothing bad has happened so I guess I'm lucky when I think about it. Played some Call of Duty, Final Fantasy Eleven, LOTR: war of the Ring, Jedi Academy, Warcraft 3, Diablo 2, Halflife, Counterstrike, and other games. took my roomate to jungle jim's, visited Denise from work who broke up with her boyfriend. I work a lot and there are a bunch of cool new people I get to expose to my charming personality at work. I think I need to get more creative with my work. I say hi, hello, and how may I help you enough to make it almost an involuntary response when I see a person. Well think I'm out until next time. Smile. Be happy.

Welcome back gentle readers. I know you are all dying to hear about what has been going on in my life. Well not much and a lot all at the same time. Halloween is in 2 days and should be a blast. I'm going to go over to Matt and Mikes and party. Still working at Toys R Us, still single, still playing too much computer, still smoke, still happy to be alive on a daily basis. Guess I could include all the things I did in the past little while but it wasn't much. Kind of odd to leave the old webpage and then come back with little to write about. Well Chris is off in England being a monk. Carlin came over for 2 minutes one day. My roomate is kicking around some place. Robbie and Aaron are over on a regular basis. My brother works days now. Hello to all the people from work that I love. If you work with me I love you, so don't wonder if I love you. I don't want to type out names or single people out that I love at work. Like Danny, Daisy, Denise, Elodie, Crystal, Marc, Bruce, or George. Ok I'm bored. I should put up some cool picture for halloween but I'm lazy as can be seen by the fact that I have not updated my webpage in forever. So imagine a huge pumpkin carved to look like my face only with horns. Well in case I don't see you have a Happy Halloween!!

I worked today didn't do too much and was pretty absent minded. I tried to be helpful and smile. I'm staring at the timer on the stove until my chicken pot pies are complete. 4:59 seconds. Someone pulled in the driveway. Went and hung out with Denise from work. Chilling out. Was mellow. My pot mpies are done and in 5 mins I wrote nothing.

I worked today. Saw Denis and Emily getting on the bus this morning. Also every morning I see Maggie (Robbie's sister) and Tanya (her best friend who works at A&W). We unloaded the truck and a fellow named Richard was there for his first day doing co-op ed I think. I worked with Danny, Marc, and Bruce on the truck and helped Eric in girls world. Had 3 pallets of Easy Bake ovens. Then the night people came in. Daisy looked like she needed to be cheered up. Josh wouldn't make out with me. Said hi to everyone else. Got home took off my shirt and turned on the air conditioner. Sat here all night and chatted with Tami and people on msn. Went to the store with my roomate who lent me ten bucks. I get paid Friday and have to pay rent.

So what am I thinking about? Well I had a great time hanging out with Daisy and hope to again sometime, also it would be sweet to hang out with her sister and her sisters boyfriend too. I should hang out with Cory more, he's a great guy. I want to go to Saint John and visit Alex because I love her. Going to go to Danny's place sometime because of his huge muscles. I tried to get Tami to do something with me too. I really want to get out of the house and visit people. So if you want me to come visit you or you want to come over, please do.

How do you give someone an honest compliment
How can you tell them that they brighten your day
is it hard or complicated in any way
a simple task to complete
a minor challenge to complete
write a poem that's kinda cheesy
but gets the message across nice and easy
to a great friend and co-worker in order to make her smile
I'd like to dedicate this poem to Crystal big Willy style

Friday I went to subway with Daisy then to her sisters and to Cory's party. Friday was awesome. The pics. Saturday night went to Garths then out to the Rocking Rodeo, got a birthday card from Tammy and some lighters, best present ever. Went with a ton of people (Danny, Karen, Trish, Garth, Carol, Crystal, and more) from work was great fun. Today I sat here all day and did nothing. Friday was one of the best days of my life. Saturday a close second but Sunday I was just blah. My thought for the day, friends are great so enjoy being with them. Yee haw I'm 25. Who really cares. I'm going to go pluck my eyes out with a plastic fork. I love you all.

Worked. Home. Tired. Nap.

I worked today, fun. I purchased the DVD Encino Man with Pauly Shore, my friends made fun of me for buying it but I like it. We's in the ju-uice. Played some starcraft. Sitting here not doing much of anything. Ate some more fudge cookies. Drank some lime pop. I got the fudge cookies from the staff meeting Sunday night, was fun. I'm kinda bored only work tomorrow night. Have Saturday off. I love you all.

A 2am update in the works. Well well what did Willy do today. I sat at home and played everquest all day. Then watched Lord of the Rings. We made a lasagna and it was good. My brother took a bunch of pictures today.
The Meal my brother had at the german resturant in Knightsville, halfway between Peticodiac and Sussex.
My brother taking a pic of me and me taking a pic of my brother.

Just got home from work. Picked up groceries and took a cab home. Got to spend my break with Elodie looking at school supplies, was a blast. I'm not going to mention plaid pencil cases. Got cookies for everyone, Daisy got boots that go up to your knees (she is still however short and little but the boots would look cute with a plaid skirt, not that she doesn't always look cute and the boots look good by themselves and she was kinda taller anyway yea...). All in all had a great day. I have tomorrow off. Nothing planned, dunno if I work Sunday. Awe man I should have picked up some rum or whiskey. The door just opened and it is Chris! WOO! JOY! So I hope everyone else is having a good day. If your not having a good day I could hook you up with some fun baking fun and some fun ice cream and a soul calibur 2 ass kicking with some fun on the side. HUGS! Oh and plus I love Danny who works with me. His birthday is 3 days after mine! sweeet.

Another day in the fantastic life of Willy. I talked to Dahnie, poor muffin. Speaking of muffins I sent El-D my awesome muffin link. I talked to Denis and added Sheena from work to my e-mail. She is cool got to work with her today and Marc from work is swell. I dunno how those people put up with me HAHA! I talked to Dasiy tonight too for a bit (work with her haha!). My roomate drove me home from work cuz he loves me and when I got home I got pizza and pop and Matt and Chris was here and Rob. So I made pizza, (take the cardboard off the bottom) and then took a nap. K so I called matt and dahnie wants me to call again so he can call her. YOINK! I work tomorrow night and should have a blast as always. Get paid friday and will be buying tons of groceries! Going to be baking and cooking and tons of fun stuff! I gotta get people to come over and make stuff with me. Apply now! Ask your local Willy to cook something with YOU! Ok until my next update. HUGS! OH OH I added this Strong bad e-mail where they trow balls at Strong Sad, it's cool. Click here.

So I talk to Matt and Chris and like other people who are always here. then I talk to people I work with and the msn people. Tonight I'm being a right horny bastad. Matt has all these girls that want his hot body, he is so cute oh flex for me baby. Anyway I have to work in the morning. El-D sent me Ash Circle. It's cool, they are street preformers, check it out. I'm gonna make a pumpkin pie and Daisy said she would help. Um my birthday is like soon. I wish I could take a vacation to someplace where I could just be a rude jerk and then come back. Wait a minute people are generally forgiving and girls like complete dicks... well the girls I see that end up with complete dicks for boyfriends anyway. Life is a mystery. Whatever, who cares. I think I'll wiggle my toes for five minutes. Hugs and peace out.

Back to back updates two days in a row. Somebody stop me. Just added my favorite person at work to my msn. Elmo-dy Jello she is so cool she knows who Strong Bad is and listens to Wierd Al. Work tomorrow morning in the AM stopped at subway on the way home. I am learning so much in the ways of business and customer relationships. I get free stamps cuz they never have cookies. Compensation I demand. Chris got Lord of Rings new movie we gonna watch it thursday or something. I think i'm getting old and fat... I like had this lapse into the future when all of us guys sit around old and fat and do the same thing we do now... play computer games. Hey my birthday is soon! September 13th WOO! So I don't really have a cool link for today... um and this concludes our update to the awesome website run by me. Love you hug you. Carlin is over and got an Os on the whacky computer that the motherboard died on. JOYFULNESS! See ya next update!

Went to staff party last night was awesome. Played volleyball and watched simpsons. My is tired. Lord of rings two towers out tomorrow! Work tomorrow. Rob is over timmy just went to work. Got like thursday and friday off. Gonna spend some time with like people. Love you all! Sorry for not updating more. I know this must make you people who never check my website very unhappy and sitraught with problems like why doesn't willy love me? (Carlin) But I do love you! Also I think I'm going to turn anti-women or maybe anti-relationsships with females. I fail to understand girls. However working in a toy store and seeing what girls have to play with when they are little... no wonder they end up wierd... OH OH Cool link to Ren and Stimpy from my friend and yours Alex who is going to swap bodies with me. Also this girl I work with gave me Betty Boop, I'm going to call her Daisy the Flower Princess. She's pretty cool. Maybe I'll get to hang out with her sometime, I think that would be fun. Main reasons for her being cool, she has a great sense of humour and now for your viewing pleasure...

Work work work work work work work.

Check out virtual bubble wrap it is cool. So today I woke up at 2pm and was like all eye goo and dry mouth. We cooked some steak on the barbq (I've been very blessed to not be eating kraft dinner much). Messed about on msn and played some medal of honour. I get to work tomorrow night and BONUS I GET PAID TOMORROW!! What to spend all my money on? Rent, bills, food, smokes, bus money, and maybe rent a movie. HA HA! HUG A RANDOM PERSON TODAY! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

I worked last night and this morning. There is this nice new girl at work. Heck everyone I get to work with I love! Tonight I was chatting it up with some old pals and Matt and Chris are over. I took the bus home and it was like super raining and then sunny. I'm having a good day making some spagetti mmmm. Got tomorrow off and will be doing nothing probably. Josie never called yet, ah well. Probably going to visit my friend tomorrow too. Now too look for something cool to put on here... Jason got me my cool thing. It is sweet.

Today I worked 12-5. Talked to Mayo last night. She is so awesome. She is able to restore my faith in the female gender. She is like more awesome than whipped cream on cake with ice cream and this is double chocolate cake we are talking. Talked to Matt and Emily and hung out with Chris and Rob and Talked to Tami and Aaron came over and Timmy was here and I talked to Sabidawn and got an e-mail from Laura a random person I hope to talk to some that I added to my msn. *pant pant* So my roomate came home today and he got his hair cut and looks funny. FREE HUGS FOR EVERYONE! Have a good whatever. P.S. I know I left you out Carlin but I still love you! HA! If I missed you, like Dave, I still love you! I LOVE EVERYONE! I think I need a pair of pants that look like a rainbow.

Went to the hospital today to visit my friend. Played some pool, talked, and he is doing ok. Chris came over tonight and we did nothing. Cooked some hamburgers and potatoes on the BarBQ before my brother left for work. My roomate has been gone for like a week or something. It's kind of nice to be alone. I get to work tomorrow. God I love Toys R Us. I think I am going to write a serious autobiography, detailing what I think and describing my life and the people who have effected it. I'm just sitting here happy to be alive. Happy to not have to think about anything and relax. I can wiggle my toes and smile. Take five minutes out of your day and wiggle your toes and smile. I highly recommend this. I also picked out a website that shows you how to do crazy in sign language. Joy.

One of my friends tried to kill himself. He is ok and in the hospital but they won't let me talk to him. I'm almost positive Josie is not going to call. I got a drive home last night with Chris and his girlfreind. Enjoy life make the best of it.

Ok so here is like stuff Matt, Brad and Nick did. They got this whole band thing going on. Enjoy.
Clicking the link should get you a media player if not Right Click and Save As.
Funkychicken
Matt Solo
Untitled Stuff

I can't think of anything to say that doesn't involve something personal that I don't want to talk about.

Stealth uber update from Matts house! This morning I got some pizza pockets, grape pop, and watermellon. Tomorrow night Chris is coming over and we and going to spike/marinate the watermellon with vodka. As I'm typing this Mike Matt and Megan a girl with new earrings is sitting beside me. OH MY GOD Matt n Mike have a maid that just vacuums and dusts but she did the dishes and it was like wow. I woke up and played some halo. Watched High fidelity, I highly recommned this movie it owns. It's about relationships starring John Cussack and Jack Black (he rules). So plans for this afternoon, none and loving it! Live the to the fullest my freinds. Oh and here is the link to Homestar Runner.com ROCK ON!

Dave and Aaron were over playing priston tale...
This is me


The webcam strikes again! Get to work at 4 today. My roomate and I got groceries yesterday. I forgot my pin to my bank card had to go to the bank and get a new one. Checked my account and only had 91 cents. Found out I got a check so back to the bank and cashed it. Going to find out what I work next week when I get to TRU. Ate all my gummy bears. Life is grand life is wonderful maybe I'll get to spend some time with Josie, again, soon. Life is short dear readers make the best of it.

Smile.
My ear.
My foot.

Sorry to my loyal daily readers who tell me I update like WOW. Yes I mean you Carlin. This is not slanderious of Carlin. Everyone please phone Carlin and tell him he is special. I missed five days!! I went to visity Josie, I called Josie, I visited. I wish I was one of her tears. I would be born in her eye, live on her face, and die on her lips. If I didn't get to be a tear well hey I would settle for ear wax, it's always kind of just there.

Hot damn that was one of my awesomest updates ever! I love you Carlin. Thanks for the insperation! And the link to the confederation bridge web cam. I'm so stoned I just realized I put this update under the june 24th one. Go me.

Was talking to Denis about group home days and maybe trying to become a group home worker or support worker for kids. Check out Moncton Youth Residnce. Someone should be there when families go bad and parents don't care. Also Denis sent me the link for Neopets wow make an onlone pet, my 14 year old foster brother hacked this site.

Once again another update in the wolderful world of Willy. I was at a party at Matt's house last night. It was awesome but I was informed I smile too much. Played some xbox (halo owns), bar-b-qed some burgers and sausages. Was like 10 or more people there. Got to talk to Josie today like 10 minutes ago on the phone. She it ***(this was an it wait it still is but it is suposed to be an is, thank you for pointing this out Denis)*** awesome, beautiful, radiant, fantastic, yea so it's probably obvious I like her. Get to spend some time with her tomorrow after work and looking forward to it. Kinda nervous about saying the wrong thing and screwing up. I don't even know why, I mean hell I'm honest, nice, maybe it's the wierd factor, I'm slightly demented. Crazy I tell you CrAzY.

I kind of feel like typing out what I'm thinking, but some things just shouldn't be said I mean you think about things and sort out the "hey I shouldn't say that" stuff in your head. So why not, lets have a tour of what goes on in Willy's head. Well I lie awake at night thinking about cheering people up sometimes. Like making something for someone to just brighten thier day. I like to make people happy. In fact that would be and is my main goal in a relationship. I think about what to say to people, how to describe what I'm feeling. I don't want to offend anyone. I lie there awake at night wondering what it would be like to have kids, a wife, lots of money, and so many other things. I try and remind myself how lucky I am. I have a brother, I love the guy. I have arms and legs, I can walk, breath, I try and not take all these wonderfuul things for granted. The sun setting, clouds, the fact that I get to talk to and see people. I feel like reaching out and hugging whoever is reading this right now. I like doing romantic things, I think about that too and what I would do. Like filling a room full of heart shaped balloons and writing an "I love you" note just for the hell of it and I'm single so it's just kind of a day dream. Then I have to try and think about nothing in order to fall asleep. Would be cool if whatever you were thinking was displayed by a flat screen TV that floated above your head...

My brother just left for work in his banana suit because it's raining out. We started up the Bar-B-Q Chris gave us today and are having a party tomorrow night. I work until 9pm but get to have some fun after that. I was at the steam engine saloon last night for a couple hours. Had a beer and relaxed even though there was a loud bunch at the bar. Poor Melissa who works as the bartender must have to put up with a lot. I mowed the lawn today. Timmy and I got the propane tank purged and filled and farted with the barbq but it's not in top working condition yet. The front door on the trailer will not shut right and if it's not closed in a certain way it swings open a little, very annoying this door. Going to get up and close it. Hope everyone reading this has a good day!

My brother made the gayest webpage I have ever seen. AAH HAHAHAHA. Get to work at 4. Had day old pizza for breakfast. Mark Emery will be in Moncton doing a cross-Canada police headquarters smokeout.

I started my awesomest new job ever. I now work at Toys R Us. I love it. I was there from 4 until 9 for my first shift. The other empoyees are really great. Get to go in tomorrow as well. Rock on. Life is grand.

I'm working on a new webpage layout.

Got a letter in the mail today. Noble House wants to publish my poem in a book called "Theatre of the Mind". That makes two books my poem will be published in. The other one was "Letters of the soul". This is my poem(type in weilenmann for a last name, william weilenmann). You can order a book that it is printed in. I wrote it to win money but never got any (yet).

Crazy another update! My how time flies. Lets see news and stuff, well I'm done college. I sat around, looked for a job and start at Toys R Us plus I'm going in to Staples: Business Depot as well so I might have two jobs. Joy. I'm playing Medal of Honour, Warcraft 3, chatting on msn, met a cool girl from Nova Scotia. I'm broke have no money wish I owned a small country. All in all having a good summer went swimming a couple times, got to go to the beach. It is hot and we ran out of popsicles and freezies. Got to play this game that was like scrabble on yahoo with Reg who kicked my ass, was fun. I know I missed a boat load of updates and I don't have any cool pictures of late. Going to buy a digital camera. Still single. I still talk to Mayo, she is good. Talk to Tami sometimes but hardly seem to chatch her anymore. Saw the movies Just Married, Dark Blue, Dumb and Dumberer, Old Skhool, but I have not seen X-men 2, Bruce Almighty or Matrix Reloaded. My roomate gave me an old candy cane, envy me suckers! Well guess that's all I have to write about and I missed a whole month... This is my current background. Found at saka/skectch (you might have to click on that saka/sketch link like five time for it to work) There is some really great anime art there. I fixed a couple old links but Flashplayer is redoing thier site and I went there all the time so any of my flashplayer links are toast. Sorry.

Star Wars: Galaxies can be summed up with this Dancing Wookie in all it's glory. Do not buy it just because it's starwars you poor, poor misguided video game comsumers. Since it\s like 5 in the afternoon and my webcam might like work because of the natural light, I am going to take some pictures. My webcam takes ten minutes to warmup from the whole red screen thing. Hmm what to talk about. Well I went to my foster brothers 30th birthday party which was also a college and career thing for the church. Which makes me not want to talk about religion. Ok warmup faster cam. Oh yeah and I watched Analyze That today as well.

Pic 1 taken today was of me balancing a beanie baby parrot on my head. This takes talent folks. The lighting is bad my webcam was 30 bucks yes thank you i know I'm hot. I know the parrot turns you on. Next time maybe even an eye patch.

Pic 2 I looked at the camera with my hazel green eyes, only one eye came out because of the horrible lighting but hey you get the idea of how sexy I am. Please send me money. Or come and visit and give me food, sex, non-dairy creamers etc.

Pic 3 I took of my brother as he was in the kitchen telling me to styop pointing my gay camera at him and telling me to shut up or something. Obviously I didn't listen. Isn't he fuzzy due to poor camera, er I mean cute little fella!!

I felt like crap yesterday was really sick, took some pepto bismal, tylenol, and medicinal herbs. I didn't go to school yesterday. However I'm sitting here today doing my c++ work. Joy. Got to talk to Mayo last night dunno how much sense I made but my heart goes out to her. We watched Blow last night, good movie. Also if you have not seen it rent Human Traffic. My brother got a battery operated toothbrush. That lead to Tami and I having a funny conversation. I figure it's a sign of high living, you know your rich and in the lime life when you have a vibrating toothbrush. This also raises the number of vibrating things my brother owns to a grand total of two. His pager vibrates as well. I think his cell phone might too. Thats three too many vibrating things for a male to own.