A Mom to small children near the Lincoln Memorial: “We’re going to go see the back of the penny!”
Sandra: “So, I got an email from my friend Mary, the one who’s getting married… Oh wait, you know Mary—why did I just do that? I zapped back to college where no one knows my high school friends!”
Sandra: “Yeah, Nik’s birthday is coming up.”
Billie: “We could get her some corn.”
Sandra: *confused look*
Billie: “Because it’s her fourth year in Iowa so she clearly doesn’t have enough.”
Billie (reading “Savage Love”): “Apparently, you can get gout from too much watersports.”
Sandra: “Eww! That’s so gross, I’m never swimming again!”
Billie: “…”
Sandra: “Oh, you mean that kind of watersport? Eww!!!”
Kerry (in debate): “It’s against the law in America to hire workers illegally.”
Sandra: “Did you just hear that? That’s the best sentence ever!”
Bush (within the next minute): “The borders are much better protected today than they were when I was governor of Texas.”
Sandra: “No wait, the best sentence in the world just got replaced.”