"The Big Bang Theory" (Warner Brothers television) is the only show that rehearse us with the actors dialogue. The Big Bang Theory #205 September 29, 2008 "The Catalina Alternative" FINAL DRAFT (I/B) BackSCENE B INT. PHYSICS DEPARTMENT CAFETERIA - LATE DAY (DAY 1) (Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, Extras) WOLOWITZ AND LEONARD ARE GETTING COFFEE IN THE MOSTLY EMPTY CAFETERIA. SHELDON ENTERS. SHELDON (TO LEONARD) I'm ready to go home. LEONARD I just got here. SHELDON Good. Perfect timing. LEONARD Sheldon, I told you, I only have access to the free electron laser at night. I can't drive you for the next few weeks. SHELDON No, you said you couldn't drive me to work. This is from work. LEONARD Howard, say something. WOLOWITZ Nah, just for the fun of it, I'm gonna take his side. SHELDON (TO LEONARD) Now how am I supposed to get home? LEONARD How did you get here in the first place? SHELDON Penny. Well, part of the way. (THEN) I don't know why she was in such a foul mood. I let her win the elements game. LEONARD LOOKS AT HIS WATCH. LEONARD Look, I have to get to the laser lab. You're just going to have to find someone else to take you home. LEONARD EXITS. SHELDON TURNS TO WOLOWITZ. WOLOWITZ Oh man, I picked the wrong side. AND WE: SMASH CUT TO: