The scholars at Winslow High have no idea just how lucky they are. With caring, passionate and exciting faculty members, kids across the nation wonder each week why they treat them with such disrespect. Take a closer look at those rockin' faculty members, and maybe you'll find something you didn't already know.  You'll find that under their names I gave them little nickkers. It's what I think describes their character. If you don't like it well then go build your own website and give 'em your own nickkers! Updates are in white

Principal "Scaray" Steven Harper Steven Harper leads the teachers in their everyday battle. Caring and intense, I often think that this guy needs more vaction time, stat! He seems to be quite the ladies man as well, going out on a date with Marla Hendricks(And I, for one, thought they made a very cute couple!)asking out Marilyn Sudor, and then having a little romance with Mrs. Roening, or more popularly known as The Bus Lady. I call her the Overacting Lady, but hey! That's a different story! Steven and Scott Guber are quite good friends, but you can only spend so much time with your friends, so he rejected the whole cruise idea. Poor Steven is obviously overworked, and if I have to see him grab hid "big bald head" one more time I'm gonna break out in tears!  Lucky for him, he seems to have a pretty good relationship with all of his fellow co-workers, especially Harry Senate,Scott Guber and Lauren Davis.  Oh course, he respects them in all their special little ways. Obviously, Steve-O is in forever danger of losing his job, cause the evil Superindent(sp?) really doesn't like him. I don't know why, he's a likeable guy. Poor, poor Steven . I told you, did I not tell you, that he needs more vacation time? I want all the teachers to leave him the hell alone and let him rest. He was crying, guys. And not just crying, but shoulder shaking, gasping crying. Hello old fuddy duddy daddy! Jeez Steve-O, stop living in your bubble! Pop outta there and see that your daughter is a big-time troublemaker and having her at your school is gonna make life a living hell!!! Oh Steve-O, my dear friend, please don't fall victim to your stupid daughter's plans. If you want to though, please do get back together with Louanna if you want to, because Lynn Whitfield is cool and pretty. Man oh man, is he ever WHIPPED. I don't think I've ever seen anyone in my life who is as WHIPPED as he is! His daughter owns him. She tells him not to pick another person after Harvey, he doesn't. She wants lobster, he takes her. She wanted her parent to kiss for the holidays, he does. Gawd, he should take off his belt and beat himself with it for being such a lapdog. And may I ask why he was taking about BOOBS WITH HER???????????

Vice Principal/Conductor/Sometimes Teacher "Po" Scott Guber Po', po' Scott Guber. So underappreciated, so feared, so... unable to get  date! What's the deal with that anyways? Ask almost any Guberette and they'll tell you that they'd gladly let him sniff their hair.  Hell, he's not a bad looking guy! Ok, enough of my opinion, I've got to give you the facts. Students at Winslow are not too crazy about this "Nazi"(and yet, oddly enough, he won a popularity award last year. Hmm...) And well, I wouldn't either, if I went to his school. He made a kid wet his pants and gave another the staredown. Ok, so, truthfully, I'd be kind scared of this guy, and avoid him at all costs! And then I'd see that look on his face when he conducted the Boston Pops. You look at that expression, at you see that he's not at all an evil mutant from beyond. He's just a misunderstood, lonely, sweet guy who takes his job very seriously. Add the fact that he his own brother sends him a lady to lift his spirits(a hooker. Great brother, that guy...) since he obviously saw Scott was in a rut. I'm among the many people who thinks he should get a hot girlfriend this season. And durr, not a prositute! Scott was oddly... happy this week... joyfully saying Mrs. Peteres is weird, staring at Ronnie's BE-hind and just being... out of character. He did give that look when he saw Senate's boxers, so I reckon the old Scott isn't gone for good. Plus, I think this guy is over Lauren Davis. Yep, definitly over her. Awies, he and Mrs. Peters are a-do-ra-ble.  Scott was almost very badly injured by a plant when he was kissing Jeremy's Ma, but Scott went all administrative on his ass and nipped it in the bud! Here's hoping to a long, happy relationship with he and Peters, and no more missing limbs! Good for him for not firing Marla when Meredith asked him too. Stand up for yourself Gubes, show her who's boss! Awww, how cute was the little dancing scene? Pretty damn cute if you ask me! In fact, Gubes was highly loveable in the entire ep. From giving Meredith her hand to saying "befuddled" to making with the dancin'... if only he hadn't minded the whole lesbian thing, he would have been perfectly sweet! *cries* Scott, for my love, my dad's love, my goldfish's love, please RUN AWAY FROM PETERS!!!! Can you not see that the whole family SUCKS??? Why do you do this to me? I feel like I'm going to lose my voice, after all my yelling at the screen.

Social Studies Department Head Lauren "Scorin" Davis Yeah, I stole the nickname from MBTV. So what? What are you gonna do about? Huh? HUH? Punkass!?!?!??! Whew, onto Lauren. Object of lust of the following men: Harry Senate, Scott Guber and Daniel McCrazyfreak. No, that's not Daniel's real last name, but who's nitpicking? Lauren Davis, I think, is actually pretty cool. I mean, I know a lot of you out there think she's annoying and blah bloody blah. But here's the facts. Lauren is nice, compassionate and hey, can even be *gasp* wise cracking sometimes!!! Don't believe me? Lauren: Talk about blowing an opponent. Well well well, look who's wrong!!!! And it ain't me! I think Lauren's smart, nice, sweet, skinny, and really pretty. Her students(well, for the most part), think of her as a big ol' nun who preaches till the cows come home. Other students look up to her(the chick who wanted advice on birth control) and some fall in love with her(John LaBlonde, Daniel O'Nuttywhackhead) I like her new haircut. Heh, now I know a lot of you think she took the axe to her hair, but I think it looks cool. Fresher. Younger. Hipper. Very non-nun like. I gotta tell you, I'm really worried about this Ronnie chick though. They're both blond. Beautiful. Smart. And are on good terms with Harry Senate. Do I smell a catfight? Oh, wait, that's just my cat. He's running all over my keyboard right now. Lauren wasn't in much of the previous episode, but she's still top billing. Why is it she's always the "mother figure" that the girl students look up too? Cause she's the nun? I don't get it! Anyways, I think her "talk differently" thing was tad too late, but at least she helped Denise when it mattered more. When she was preggers and after the abortion, Lauren was always supportive. Good for her. And it seemed her sense of syle came back in this ep. Great for her. But-- what was with her and Harry? Not a smile, a look-- Dammit. So, she's on good terms with Steven's daughter. That's cool but you know what? I want her to stop hanging around Steven so much and hang out with Harry. dammit, I miss that.  Lucky girl, she dated Daniel and... Aww, she got up and danced with Danny! And then she looked really pretty for the pageant. But those damn promo pics were misleading. I thought she was gonna show off her MC-ing skills to introduce the acts. What? What? Oh, I think Lauren is screaming from where DEK locked her up.  That must be where's she's been.

Dungeon/Geology Teacher Harry "Hottie" Senate I love this man so much he has his own page! go here

History Teacher Harvey "CrazAY" Lipshultz Awwwwwwww! This guy is so sweet, yet sometimes, so stupid! I think most of the kids love him(seriously, who doesn't?) and some are kinda scared. Not Guber-Scared, jsut scared that he'll notice their not wearing their bras . He's an old fashioned old bugger, which is understandable, some of the old ways are the better ones. He's getting a little too old though, and I think Steven may be noticing. Afterall, one minute he's reseining, the next his pants are hanging on the flagpole, the next he's playing a game of Telephone with himself!(RE: the Jenna hung-like-an-elephant thing) He just lost his wife. This year, I'm guessing, since, it was his first Thanksgiving without her. He's pretty lonely now, sorta like Scott. Too bad they're not friends, cause they do have a bit in common. My fave Harvey moment was when he asked Marla to dinner, in a non-sexual way of course, and kissed her on the cheek. He's like a nostalgic sweet old Granpa. What did they do? He called a student a big dick? Shwaaa?? Did I miss something? I think they're really pushing it with him. Let him rest, ok? He doesn't have to be crazy in every episode. Ok, apparently he does. Nyah, he called those kids bastards! Too funny! Harvey just couldn't leave Lionel alone, could he? Now he's getting sued. Maybe he'll learn a lesson. Nah, probably won't. Ok, yay that he won, but nyah! He's gotta stop blackmailing Steven. And he's so damn senile! Whoa, he actually had something good to say in this episode! *shoots self through eye* Why? Why did Harper let him go into the contest? Why did he have to ruin it? Why did he win? There are just... so many questions... not enough answers... melting... melting...

Choir Conducter/Teacher(unknown subject) Marilyn"?" Sudor I know it's an esemble cast and show and all, but I think she's more of a backround character. I know that there's the whole Jeremy thing, but let's face it, after a while that plot got a tad stale. Before that plot, she didn't have much going for her, did she? The Sexy teacher? Doesn't stretch very far, does it? Yeah so now she's all concerned for Jeremy. The male students for the school are hot for her, as well as the lesbian students too, I'm guessing. I'll give this to her, she is very pretty. Too bad they didn't explore the whole Kevin/Marilyn relationship thing though. If they had, I might like her more. I find her to be unnessecary. And a boring character. She doesn't have Harry's spunk and she doesn't have Lauren's cuteness. Basically, I'm saying, I don't care about her enough to have an opinion towards her. She has a great voice, though. She just won't leave Jeremy alone, will she? She has to go find the nub, doesn't she? And now she's fat. I know she's preggers, you foos, but still. She's not doing much else for right now. Huh. Yay, Jeremy has officially turned her out. Meaning no more questioning, no more nuttin'. And she's gone for most of the ep, cause she's SO having a baby! Can she sing or can she SING?! DaYAM!! I gotta say, I love the girl group. I wish they'd show up in upcoming epsiodes. Think about how genius is could be! Ronnie is fighting with Matthew, again and then they show up with a song to make it all better! *cue oohs and aahs* Umm who wants to bet that by next week's episode she's put the picture up? I do I do I do! *raises hand crazily* But seriously folks, how cool in Marilyn? When my teachers give me a 12 thousand word project and I ask if they kidding, they say no. Then I have to go write for a month. They ask her if she's joking and she hands them a camera??? WHERE'S THE JUSTICE????

History Teacher/Resident Nutbar Marla "CRAZAYYYYYY" Hendricks I love me some Marla Hendrick! She's got the CRAZAYYYYYY characteristic going for her which I feel is overexposed a bit.  Aw. She's a sweet old bird. I'm sure the students like her very much, though some are worried for her mental well being. Obviously she wasn't a fave in the dungeon though, because as we all saw in the first episode, they didn't care when she said she was gonna kill herself. Sooo some girls started a club called Fat Girls and Marla got offended and basically went nuts and then Danny tried to put things in perspective but it didn't work and then she snapped at Lauren because Lauren is skinny and apparently she's not even supposed to be fat because it the pills that make her fat and she used to run in school and be really fast and all the boys chased her because she was hot but all she wanted was brains. Whew! *takes a deep breath.* Yeah. This week we learned that she lived through a high school shooting, and gave a breathtaking speech about guns. Hehehehhehe, I loved the scenes with her and Meredith. I want more! Moreeee! BWA HA HA! She went to a hand funeral! bWA HA HA! But ruh roh, looks like her Fat Girl Club thing has gone to the Land of Forgotten Plots! Shit. Ooook, I want to see more scenes with her and Harvey together.  She's got a really great expressive face, if only she gets to use it once in a while with Harvey's crazy antics. No singing in this episode? Huh??

Secretary Louisa "Spunk-face" Finn She's the queen of the backround characters, isn't she?! But unlike Marilyn, I like her a lot. She _does_ have spunk, they just don't show it often. And hey, who else wishes that she had shoved her fist down Lisa Grier's throat? Anyone who hates Lisa is a friend of mine! She had Milton were a cute couple as well, and I'm hoping that this season she gets her own little plot line. She could get a hottie new boyfriend. Because I'm guessing she was second next to Marilyn in the Male Students Who Do You Want To Sleep With Poll, so she could get whoever she wanted. I don't think students notice her too much, cause she's a secretary and all. I heard she might get a bigger story line this season. Anyone else think that Louisa is giving a helping hand in the School newspaper thing? I think so! Well, we'll see soon, won't we? Oh man. She is so the author. Indeed she is! And a singer. Well she's a muscisian's daughter, what do you expect? I hope she stays in the spottlight for while, since she's cool. And yay- she's been added to a cushy spot on the opening credits! Can I get a "woo woo"? Bwa ha ha! She was so cute in this last episode. "She's right!" But she looked way fat in that shirt. She's been doing pretty good this season though, hasn't she?

Danny "Affable" Hansen Shawing!! Right from the started we learn this guy tells it like it is and puts his foot in his mouth a lot. He's given me some of the best quotes of the show, and come on, are you ever gonna call Mrs. Peter's thing anything but a "nub"? At first, you get the impression that he's a jack-ass (admitting to a class of students he thinks about them while he-- um-- and sticking his foot so far in his mouth while he talks to Marla) but he's got heart too, look at the way he apologized. He sparks a lot of controversied(sp?) like my Senate baby. Maybe that's why he's my second fave character. Gotta love those bad boys! Michael Rapaport rocks the house too, I love him and his accent and his awesome acting ability... Definitly a positive addition to the cast. I want him to stay forever. He's suing my favorite old fuddy duddy, Lipshultz! How could he? Well, he obviously has the hots for Debbie, there's one reason(Ew!). Oh Danny Danny Danny, how the great have fallen. Ok, maybe he only likes Debbie as a student. Goody! What a speech he gave to her. He's a babe. An absolute babe. Wish I had me a teacher like that. He went to her house to give her homework and then he told her she was his best student and that'd he'd get her into BU no matter what! *swoon* I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Ohmigod, I just can't believe how great this guy is. He's really giving Senate a run for his money as my favorite character. I mean, did you hear how his voice shook when he was trying to tell Debbie that she couldn't help out anymore? Michael Rapaport is fucking AMAZING! Kinda made me nostalgic for the Dana Poole/Harry Senate crush days though, but I like Debbie a lot better than Dana.

Lawyer turned teacher Ronnie"Sasssssss"Cooke Ok. That nicker isn't very nice. But oh well, what are you gonna do? Right away we learn that Ronnie is a "hot babe" that every male on the planet is in love with and wants to see her naked and yeah yeah yeah DEK please stop filling my plate with that stuff cause I'm full. Jeri Ryan is very nice I'm sure, so I'm with holding any other judgement on her until I see further episodes. Ok, I like her. I really didn't want to, but I do. She's cool, she's smart. She stands up for herself and is frisky. But I could go with an episode where she is not nekid. And DEK granted me that wish! Ok, I love Ronnie and Danny's scenes together, both are new kids and they have a cute friendship. They would have made a good relationship, but Danny has to be stupid and go chasing Debbie. It's good to know that she's human, and can't control her laughter like the rest of us, but nyah! Why didn't she just tell her boyfriend that he sucked and he shouldn't sing? It have been better than him embarassing himself in front of all of them. He'll show her. Just you wait 'till the Christmas Pageant... Told ya! By the way, I saw her on Craig Kilborn the other night, and not only does she play a loveable character on TV, but she's pretty darn loveable in real life. *dies*

Jonathan"Fascinating!" Harris He is, simply put, the most adorable thing ever. I think he's great, and he's just so small and such a little geek. And aww, he tried to be cool, yelling out Bummer and "trying to end his class with a little humor"? I like him a lot, I'm not sure what's the story on him yet, but he's a big time scince buff and he finds everything about it "fascinating" hence his nickname. He's hanging out with Jeremy Peters a little extra, and unfortunatly, we all know where that leads. It's the long road to MarilynTown. Population: 1. Let's not make it 2, huh DEK? Can we please let this dude have his own little story? Thank you. He wasn't really present in this ep, dammit. Oh well, at least he wasn't harrassing Jeremy. He's still a complete cutie pie, I love his little "Mah wurd!" thing :-D and hey- goody to him for standing up for the lesbian play.