Ok, who says that the teachers of Winslow High get all the buzz? The students are somewhat important too! The light up the teacher's inspiration, they ingnite the fire in the teacher's passion to yadda yadda yadda. I could explain all that but it's 12:07AM on a school night and I'm tired. You know what students are. I'm just gonna put little explainations to them and give their links to the teachers. Exciting, huh? Updates are in white

Student #1 Some kid who's name I don't know, but let's just call him "Asshole" he wanted to see Ronnie's breasts.Senate was gonna beat the tar outta him for saying that, but luckily, Ronnie stopped him. I don't think we'll be seeing a lot more of this guy though. Was seen in Senate's class. Miguel A tough dude who don't take no crap! He wanted to snuff out Ismael(i know that's not how you spell his name but whatever)'s candle. If you know what I mean! He was taken by surprise when he was allowed to fight in class. He didn't win, though. He, also, was seen in Senate's class. Ismael Miguel's enemy, because they're in opposite gansa and really don't like each other. They fought, and eventually learned to tolerate each other. He was seen in Senate's class. Debbie The little shit in Danny Hansen's class who wanted to talk about fidelity. She also wanted to know if Mr. Hansen masturbated. Freak. Ok, she's not a shit anymore because she's smart and opinionated and kinda grows on you. And since she and Danny aren't gonna have an affair, I like her more. Sorry, I know everyone thought Danny was an ass for yelling at her, but I felt she had it coming to her. I mean, the poor guy can only take so much, and now this little rat comes and yells at him. I pretty much agree with what he said, about her never shutting her damn pie hole. But of course I still like her, and the Christmas ep was very, very sweet. I wanna know what the note said. She's a really good actress too, whoever plays her, cause I totally believe everything she says onscreen. *cries* she's just... so cool... Okiez, character development recap: she talks a lot, she's smart, she wants to get into BU, she likes helping kids with celebral palsy because her(uncle, I think) had it, her mom is a big snoop(and this was actually continuity, see the episode where she mentioned her mom would have steamed the university letter open to see if she got in), she gets a lot of praise from Hansen, she had a boyfriend, she has a crush on Hansen. Oh yeah, and she's the COOLEST STUDENT EVER. Girl Who Looked Like Lisa Greer She backed up stupid Debbie on the discussion of fidelity. She's a shit too. She's in Hansen's class. Lionel Pratt We don't know this young man's first name, but his last name is Pratt. He thought he was soo good and that he knew everything about American History, so Harvey called him a big dick. After that, he sat down, shut his mouth and looked like he was gonna cry. He's in Harvey Lipshultz's class. He try to sue but he lost. And why the hell doesn't he talk? He never does. He just... sits there. The Fat Girls Hey! I'm not mean, I'm just calling them the Fat Girls cause that's the name of their club and I'm far too lazy to check out their real names. They're big and smart and they have a club, but were scared off by Marla's crazyness. Linked with Marla. Where have they been anyways? Ruh oh! I think they moved to the land of Forgotten Plots. Jeremy Peters I don't need to explain this one. We all know the story. How could DEK let us forget? Linked with Benjamin Harris and Marilyn Sudor. He's gay! Go Jeremy! Get down with your gay self! But ew, he had pinworms. Grrrrrosss! Stop taking up valuable time, Jeremy! You and your mom are good actors, but you suck! And give poor Guber a chance, willya? Denise DeMarcos A smart chick who wants to go to Princeton and got pregant but she got an abortion so that she could stay in school. Linked  with Lauren Davis and Steven Harper. Misc. kids in Ronnie's class These kids don't think and they just want to sleep and not wonder. Linked with Ronnie Cooke Jamaal Crenshaw I Hate Him. If you want to know why, see Oh Senate. Linked with Harry Senate. Some Kid In Ronnie's Class This kid doesn't like Shakespeare but he likes to stand up and dance around when he talks. It's pretty amusing. Brooke Harper *LOL* Ok ok, I forgot her name so I'm just gonna call her Harper Girl. She's Steve-O's daughter and she's a big-time troublemaker!! Whoa!!! Watch out this girl is so bad! WHOA!!!!!!! Ok, I'm done.  I'm pretty sure that I'm swimming against the tides when I say this, but I don't like her. She's obviously stupid, if she thinks those fickle newspaper kids actually like her and immediatly asked her to be editor because she's "cool." But hey, there's hope for her. I didn't like Debbie at first, but she's growing on me. Maybe same thing will happen with Brookie, Linked with Steven Harper and Lauren Davis. Oops, nevermind. There's no hope for her. She sucks big time. She makes me want to kick out her teeth. She is pretty though. Ok, she fucking sucks so much, I really was hoping that she would leave the show. But apparently not. Dammit! Umm character development for her, eh? Well, she claims that she's not a little girl anymore, yet she continues to act immature and childish towards her father. She likes talking to her daddy about breasts(ajksrgbakjs) and she likes lobster. Her character does not interest me in the least. Kara Quinn A gal who wants to be a rocker, full time. She gets Lauren's help, but let's discuss talent for a moment. She has none. No, wait, that's not fair. She's definitely not a terrible singer, but come on, Marla, Marilyn and probably everyone else the show has a better voice. She doesn't deserve the record deal, they do. On the rocker-voice scale, she rates pretty high, she puts a cool emotion in her voice when she sings which is good. Yeah, I like her songs, they're pretty dance-inducing. I'm not gonna call her stupid for wanting to drop out so that she can get paid a hell of a lot of money, because quite honestly, I'd do what she did. I have a feeling she's gonna end up drugged up and on the streets, thought. Keep your eye on her. Linked with Lauren Davis. I'll bet she's getting doped up and partying as I type this. Max!!! Ben Foster! Let me tell you an amusing anecdote about Ben Foster. My brother's best friend? Is his twin. And... yeah, that was my amusing anecdote. Why aren't you rolling on the floor laughing yet? Anyways, po Max has cancer and ugly hair, and he sucks at B-ball. Plus it looks like he might die.  He's in the choir, he's got a big bro, a lil sis and his momma came to school and seemed pretty witty. He's linked with Harry Senate. Depressing chick in Marilyn's class Umm... you know the one I'm talking about, right? She had the picture of the banana and ants, and enjoyed the kiddie porn. She has really ugly bangs but she would be pretty is she moved them slightly. She pissed off the Perky Girl in Marilyn's class. She's linked with Marilyn Sudor. Perky Girl in Marilyn's class She is such the polar opposite of Depressing chick! She's blonde and wears pink and believes in hope for humanity. She was totally grossed out by the kiddie porn, and she pissed me off when she was all "Ms. Sudor, tell him!" I mean, what a whiney little brat! Tell him yourself, you stupid punk! Ummm Ummm...? SHIT! I forgot the guy's name. But he was the guy who took the porno pictures. Listen, I'm not gonna get into the debateable subject of whether it was porn or art or innocent or what. I'm gonna say that I kinda think he's cute though. Kyle!Howard! Aww yeah! Put ya hands up for my man! Kyle Howard has really good tastes in show, beofe this he was in the unfairly cancelled Grosse Point. I think his character's name is Larry, but I can't be bothered. He had the friend who took E in that one episode, and now he's all man at Ummm Ummm...? for taking those pictures. Kyle Howard is really cool though, so everyone should be respecting him.