Country Music According
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"I got a twelve inch dick and a dozen roses and a pick up truck, a hubba hubba hubba hey." Ahh...classic Rodney. Good stuff there.
2. Trent Willmon - Dixie Rose Deluxes...........
"Down at Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky Tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car, beer, bait, barbecue, barbershop, laundromat." This song was seriously overlooked by too many people. It should have been a classic.
3. Brooks & Dunn - Little Miss Honky Tonk
"I'm her big cat daddy, she's my little miss honky tonk."
4. Tim McGraw - Give It To Me Strait
"Give it to me Strait. Sing Am I Blue while I sit here and cry. Tell me how my Baby's Gotten so Good at Goodbye. It's gonna take a Fireman to put this old flame out. So come on give it to me Strait before I come Unwound." Any song which mentions other song titles is a winner.
5. Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (Pop Version)"
Why is this on my computer? I don't even like the country version. About the only good thing I can say is the video is not too bad to watch if you mute the tv.
6. Gary Allan - Her Man
"I been a wild catter and a go-go getter, been an SOB right down to the letter." Also known as the SOB song.
7. Alan Jackson - Here in the Real World
"Darling it's sad, but true. The one thing I learned from you is how the boy don't always get the girl, here in the real world."
8. Chris LeDoux - Cadillac Ranch
"Now we call it the Cadillac Ranch. Their parking cars in the old bean patch. There's a bar in the barn and the place stays packed. 'Til the cows come home at Cadillac Ranch."
"Don't need the sun or rain. Just neon lights and some ice cold beer, keep everything green around here."
9. Martina McBride - That Wasn't Me
"I know she must have cut you deep. She's gone but you won't let her leave. I know your heart has not healed yet. Sometime's I think that you forget. That wasn't me. That wasn't me. I'm not the one who made love bring you to your knees. You can't love if you can't trust. Her memory's hurt you long enough. Let your heart see, that wasn't me."
10. Bootsy Collins - Bigg Cats
"Who they think is gonna beat them Bengals?" You know, after 15 years of utter futility, they may have wanted to wait until they were at least a .500 team to come up with a song. I wonder if Chad Johnson was involved?
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