Ask Amee
This is Steve. He'll be your tour guide for today. He probably hates you.
The room mate's bed. Missing: Fat, disgusting, annoying room mate who smells like rotten sweat and has no ability to clean sleeping in nothing but underwear above the covers and snoring like a jet engine.
Notice how one side seems perfectly clean and one looks like it could be used to grow cultures for the bubonic plague.
My closet. Trust me.. you don't want to see his closet.
What's that smell? That, my friends, is the smell of delicious. And tupperware.
Oh it's so very true.
What kind of name is that anyhow? Kumar? What is that five o's or two u's?
No, it's actually one "u"
Yea... bullshit.
My bed. Missing: Me, women...ha. Yeah right.
You know you're jealous. Just admit it.
Okay Gir, now, which way is home?
It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.
How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.
Oh, I took it out.
Took what out?
The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Why would you do that?
To make room for the cupcake.