words of wisdom...

"I like to murder people in sadistic ways while singing show tunes" -?

"Don't dream it, be it" -Rocky Horror

"Have cookie.  Will travel" -me

"All is flux and nothing is still" -Plato

"Some days its just not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning" -me

"Eat me, I'm a cookie!" -me

"Touch me...I'm fuzzy!" -me

"You know, there's a fine line between deep thought and being catatonic" -?

"The boat sank, get over it!" -?

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?" -me

"In case of a water landing my body was designed to be used as a floatation device" -Data, Star Trek

"You don't have to run with pigs to be one" -me

"Bite me, please!!" -me

"We're all mad here; I'm mad, your mad" -Cheshire cat 

"I'll rule the world one day...if I could just find my damn socks!" -me

"Know thyself?  If I knew myself I'd run away!" -me

"Evolve dammit!" -me

"I'll be right back, I'm going out to get another bottle of perky" -me

"Ok, who wishes to partake in the Holy Sacrament of the Pixie Stick?" -me

"I want a werewolf taco..."-me in a #bigwolfoncampus

"My brain hurts..."-me talking to Amanda

"There are three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and "If it exists, someone has written 'erotic fanfic' about it."-EPK, Smartania.com

"MysticEvol: you know your going to hell if you hear "Love Train" and start
singing along...
MysticEvol: ....i'm going to hell....
MysticEvol: *sob*"- me talking to Justin on AOLIM

bow down before me you puny humans!- me in #bigwolfoncampus

screw the balls, just give me the rum!!- me in #bigwolfoncampus

oh i suck alright justin :)- me in #bigwolfoncampus

i have a pussy in my lap...
cat that is :) *wink*-me in #bigwolfoncampus

everbody's doin the fish!- Justin in #bigwolfoncampus

"I think I'm flaky..."- Amber

"Holy shit! It smiles!"- Nate

"My wood is as strong as yours..."- me

"Hey Nate, how's about a 'banana split'? *gigglesnort*"- me

"I declaire it lick me day!"- me