BEST LINES

AS PACEY WITTER

"You take in stray dogs, Dawson. You help old women across the street. You just say no. You are Jimmy Stuart."

(I am)"The needless waste. Born to walk in the shadows of greater men."

"I'm quite happy with my below average status."

I'm Mr. Embarassingly Pure."

"You, Andie McPhee, are the girl I love to hate."

"My butt is a magnet."

"Nobody's first time should be captured on video."

"I need a slave driver, some body with a whip maybe."

"Yeah. Cake, party hats, balloons, rock on! Yeah."

"Since before the dawn of time, I have been designated the black sheep of my family. The label is permanent. I can't erase it and I can't trade it in for a new one.  I can bring home an 'A' in Econ., or an 'F'. I can bring home the Nobel Peace Prize and it wouldn't make the slightest bit of difference. So, Miss Perky,  you try growing up in a family atmosphere like that and see if you can stay motivated."

"Sex good. Love bad. You toss it into the work, it messes the whole thing up."

"You guys want scary. Check out the Witter Christmas Project."

"Alright, Joe. Say goodnight to the nice Serial-Rapist man."

"Dis-com-bob-u-late. how many syllables is that?"

"So, for once, Pacey Witters raging hormones are not going to do all the talking. And for once, I'm gonna do the right thing...And we're not ready for this, Andie."

"We are a signing a peace treaty. No Pop, we are studying."

"Witters aren't quitters."

"Whoa, hey, gesticluating? Me, never. I mean, sometimes maybe in the privacy of my own home-"

"I'm the best sex you'll never have."

"Dont' talk trash; recycle."

"I may just be 15, but I'm well beyond the age of accountability. maybe not within the confines of the judicail system, but for me."

" I am a strong believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing.'

"No way! Emilio Estevez, he was in those Duck movies, remeber? God, those were classics!"

"Dawson, your not a little oompah-loompah any more...you're a big, bad, manly oompah loompah now."

"I'm sick and tired of being Dawson Leery's side kick. I'm going to get my own story line."

"Have you ever had an affair with a friends pet? Why do I get all the animal questions?"

More coming soon. If you have any that you would like me to add from DC, or a  movie, e-mail them to me and I will give you credit.