Other Drinking Games: K-O

Here are some other drinking games that people have sent me, that aren't on the net anywhere yet.

"Labyrinth" Drinking Game

Date: Wed, 03 Sep 1997 21:09:59 -0400
From: Laura Bullen (k93lb02@cc.kzoo.edu)
Subject: Drinking Game

Sorry about that here is hopefully all of it.

Labrinyth Drinking Game
 
Drink everytime David Bowie breaks into song
 
When there are two paths for Sara to take drink:
        once if she chooses right
        twice if she chooses wrong
 
Drink whenever you see certain parts of David Bowie's anatomy
(aka-crotch shot)
 
Drink for every sexual conotation-for instance 'she chose DOWN'
 
Drink whenever inanimate objects speak.
 
Drink when an owl shows up.
 
Drink when Ambrosis acts crowadly or whenever Sir Vididamus says
'charge'
 
Drink each time David Bowie tosses the baby or tosses a goblin.
 
Drink each time the little worm says "Come inside....
 
Drink each time Sara does something wrong.
        Drink twice if she did something right.

Drink each time Ludo calls the rocks
 
Drink for each bad special effects (that includes dubbing)
 
Drink each time a goblin flips a tile.
 
Drink if you notice the spelling error in the opening credits
 
Drink every time Sara asks a stupid question.
 
Drink for each fairy that Hoggel kills.
 
Drink each time someone screws up Hoggel's name

Drink for every temper tantrum that Sara throws
        Drink twice if she says "It's not fair"
 
Drink for every real animal that you see
        Drink twice for the black cat.
 
Drink anytime Sara has more than three pairs of hands on her
 
Drink each time that you notice that David Bowie's eye makeup
has changed (color, eyebrow shape)
 
and finally my personal fave:

Drink each time David Bowie plays with his 'balls'
 
 
Have fun and enjoy!!!
 
Laura Bullen
 
Credits go to:
 
Byran Cole
Christina Gasko
Tom Arendall
Ruth Stephens
Megan Bucksbarg
Becky Klinepeter
Sylvia Copeland
Nicole Paoletti
Drew Skulan
Loralei Lacina
Deanna Klein
Alison Crane
Liz Lowery
Matt Moorman
Aaron Malenfant

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Date: Thu, 25 Sep 1997 15:10:28 -0500
From: "Nat J. Howry" (howryn@BELMONT.EDU)
Subject: Drinking Game

These are our favorites and a couple of extras (Tick and Talk Soup) that
we're working on. We like your page.

Nat J. Howry

"King of the Hill" Drinking Game

Boomhower mumbles 1 Drink Luane (Hank's niece) cries 1 Drink Anyone drinks beer 1 Drink We see the Indian 1 Drink Peggy Hill gives her insight 1 Drink A racist comment is made 1 Drink Luane talks about or attends Beauty School 1 Drink Dale expresses his paranoia 2 Drinks Bill (chubby and slow) talks about his ex-wife 2 Drinks Bobby panics 2 Drinks Someone gets married 3 Drinks
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"The Larry Sanders Show" Drinking Game

Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 17:32:53 -0700
From: "Deirdre A. Reinert" (Csrdar@vmmc.org)
Subject: Re: Drinking Game -Reply

Hey there,
Well, I have a couple other ideas for games, but my
husband and I came up with this one first. I know this is an
awkward way to send it-wish I knew a higher tech way. If
you'd prefer me mailing it to you by some other method, just
let me know &I'll be glad to comply (if my PC is capable of
it)
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Hey Now, it's...THE UNOFFICIAL LARRY SANDERS SHOW(tm)
DRINKING GAME!
By Deirdre and Rick Reinert

Each player picks a character or the "miscellaneous"
column, and takes one drink/sip/shot when one of the
following items on the list comes up.
And don't drink and drive, please!

LARRY SANDERS

*Asks someone if his ass looks fat
*Unsuccessfully attempts to avoid Hank
*Pops a pill
*Admits to prescription drug problem-2 drinks
*Any mention of Xanax (tm)
*Sleeps with a female staff member
*Gets paranoid the network is planning to replace him with
new host
*Any marraige/divorce
*whines (only 1 drink per scene, or you'd pass out before the
end of the episode)
*Fights with Artie
*Blames someone else for his mistakes
*Has nervous breakdown
*Locks himself in his dressing room
*Back-stabs another celebrity to make himself look better
*Appears in the tabloids
*Acts secure, relaxed, and self-confident-5 drinks

ARTIE

*Any reference to a "Salty Dog" (2 drinks if actually seen
drinking one)
*Kisses ass
*Kisses ass, then badmouths person as soon as they leave
room
*Sleeps with female guest (Extra drink if they do it
backstage during the show)
*Says "What a delight!"
*Any reference to ex-wives
*Is protective of his plants
*Yells at Hank when Hank is being an a**hole
*Gets stinking drunk
*Threatens someone with a beating
*Follows through-2 drinks
*Calls someone a pussy
*Calls someone "Sweetie" "Kiddo" or "My Dear"

HANK KINGSLEY

*says "Hey Now!"
*makes politically incorrect comment (but is not aware of
it)
*Any mention of "Kingsley's Queens" fan club
*Tries unsucessfully to get laid
*Actually gets laid with attractive female (doesn't count
with prostitutes)-2 drinks
*Swears in front of inappropriate person (small child,
someone's mother)
*Clumsily hits on female celebrity guest star
*"Hanks's Look-Around Cafe" is mentioned
*Gets sh*tfaced
*Gets married or divorced
*Tries to act hip
*Hugs an unwilling Larry
*Barges in Larry's office when he's not wanted
*Has delusions of grandeur
*Says something witty or intelligent-5 drinks

GUEST STARS

*Gorgeous female celebrity finds Larry strangely irresistable
*Animal expert brings animals on show- 2 drinks if it ends in
disaster.
*Appearance by Sid, Hank's dilapidated manager
*Someone fills in as host in Larry's absence
*Celebrity playing themself sleeps with any main character
*Gorgeous male celebrity finds Larry strangely irresistable
*Guest star does damage to set - if intentional, 2 drinks
*Guest stars fight amongst themselves
*Appearance by Leno or Letterman
*Reference to or appearance by Carrot Top

MISCELLANEOUS

*Paula makes a bitter or sarcastic remark
*Paula looks happy- 2 drinks
*Vicious backstabbing
*Phil or other writers insult Hank openly
*Hank too stupid to realize he's been insulted
*Any reference to "Best of Larry"
*Darlene wearing outfit that leaves little to the imagination
*Male staff member or guest openly leers at Darlene
*Larry does on-air plug
*Higher management reprimands Larry
*Head writers eat Chinese take-out when supposed to be
working
*Head writers looking at dirty pictures when supposed to be
working
*Head writers quietly hard at work on writing-4 drinks
*Beverly taken for granted
*Hank's assistant makes bitchy comment
*Someone sleeps with someone else's husband/wife
*Anyone works "f*ck" into a sentence more than 3 times- 2
drinks-if it's anyone other than Artie,4 drinks!

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Dave Letterman Drinking Game

Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 19:52:47 -0500
From: Jared Cowan (jarcow@eagle.ca)
Subject: Dave Letterman Drinking Game

Opening Monologue(most of these can be also used during show):
Once:
Everytime he makes a fat (or otherwise) insult towaard Bill Clinton
Everytime he insults congress
                             -go'ment in general
Everytime he pokes fun at an actor
                                            -celeb
Twice:
When he makes fun of his hair(piece)[self in general]
When he makes fun of a (major)crew member
                                                    -Paul, Biff.
Three(or drain take you pick):
When he makes fun of hapless public citizen who does something dumb.
Drain Absolutely:
When he is booed
When he threatened to stop the show
When he tells us the show *will* be televised

When he sits once:
Tells us whats going on
Makes fun of crew member
twice:
If he decides to do something completely stupid
three:
goes outside
continuse with a joke(funny thing) during opening monologue
smile too much!!!!
drain:
Alludes to himself(anything)

Topten:
Once:
Go'ment
Celeb
Twice:
City
Does not do all ten, does more.
Three(or drain):
Involves someone other than just him

Goes outside to screw around with....
Once:
Everytime you laugh( I plan to totally screw you up)
twice:
If he visits one of his friends e.g. Rupert

Has people on stage for no reason:
once:
If they constantly insult him(every time, drink)
If they do something out of the ordinary

Skits:
Just constantly drink during them.
Once: If they insult him
go'ment
twice:
If they involve guest stars
If they make no sense
Three:
If Dave and someone else on the crew is ther

Please add to it!!!!!!

Jared Cowan

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"NFL Football" Drinking Game

From: Christopher Spencer (Christopher.Spencer@digital.com)
Subject: Arch-Rivals (football drinking game)
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 12:14:04 -0500

My friends and I have played this a few times.  Boot factor varies on 
scoring in actual football game.  Overtime games are a killer.  Origianlly, 
the game never had a name.  But after a few times, natural rivals showed up.  
Making your rival(good friend) drink is what it is all about.

Arch-Rivals
Football Drinking Game

Needed: beer, TV with game on, and 10-14 people. (must be even number)

First split people into two teams.  One team is the home team and the other 
is the away team.  Each player selects a person from the other team as the 
"Arch-Rival".  Each person must select a STARTER on offense AND defense from 
their respective team.  For example, if Detroit is playing at Tampa Bay, and 
you are Detroit, you would select an offensive starter from Detroit and a 
defensive starter from Detroit, as well.  Kicker counts as an offensive 
player.  Offensive linemen and punters are ineligible.  Each time that your 
player "scores," your Arch-Rival drinks.

Scoring:OFFENSE
QB, RB, WR, TE            			
(NOTE: thrower and catcher drink.)	
TD = 1 beer
1st Down = 1 drink.

Kicker					
XP = 3 drinks
FG = 1 beer

DEFENSE
tackle = 1 drink
sack =  ½ beer			
safety = 1 beer (+ ½ beer for sack)
turnover  = ½ beer
touchdown = 1 beer (+ ½ for turnover)

RULE #1 (scrubs)
If a player that was not picked by a drinker scores a touchdown, everyone drinks.
That means if  Joe Shmoe player runs a kickoff back for a TD, everyone drinks.

RULE #2 (injuries)
If your player gets injured and has to leave the playing field, you must drink 
for every play that he misses.  If your player gets injured, for the game.  
You must drink two beers and pick another player, usually his replacement.  
Although, if there is a certain player that is having a good game and available, 
you could select him to force more alcohol on your Arch-Rival.

RULE #3 (two minute warning)
[optional, could get ugly]  All drinks are doubled after the two minute warning.

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"NBA Basketball" Drinking Game

Date: Fri, 9 Jan 1998 10:38:56 -0600
From: mike_gramer@fmc.com (MIKE GRAMER)

My friends and I made up a drinking game for watching hoops games, and it is
really easy to learn.   I saw other games and they look like there is way too
much crap to remember,  and I was reading it sober.   Remembering them all while
drinking  would be impossible.  Anyway, here's our version.

We normally play it during NBA games, specifically with our team, the sixers,
but it can work at any level, even your younger brother's home videos from the
travel team.

This game is best played w/ 3-4 people.  

First, you pick a player from each team, preferably a person who isn't gun shy. 

The rules are as such:
    

Action                 # of drinks


Your player scores a bucket     1                  
hits a three pointer            2
dunks it                2
hits a free throw           1
gets an assist              1
assists an alley oop            2


all you really have to do is hope your guy scores a lot.  That means pick jordan
or mitch richmond if they are playing and you want to get wasted.  If you're
taking it easy go with eric montross or scott williams.

Another facet is that during the game all commercials count.  If the player you
picked is in a commercial (which happens quite frequently) and it involves
hitting jumpers or dunking etcàcount it as if it is the game.  This could
potentially fuck you up a lot worse than the actual game (again û if you're
looking to get drunk pick jordan.  he'll abuse you as bad as he does the
sixers.)

Another twist is if you happen to be watching your favorite team, in which case
you don't want to root for the guy you picked on the other team to light it up. 
In this case, you would drink for all negative statistics that help out your
favorite team:

misses shot û drink once
commits turnover û drink once
fouls player during shot û drink for each free throw made (if it is an "and one"
drink double the total points scored that play.  Three point play drink 6)
gets a Technical foul û drink twice

again, this is a very loosely ruled game and basically by the fourth quarter of
a close game, people get carried away and will drink if their guy gets a big
rebound, or steals the pass.
 
It's easy and effective.  just pick the right player and you're set.
My friends and I made up a drinking game for watching hoops games, and it is
really easy to learn.   I saw other games and they look like there is way too
much crap to remember,  and I was reading it sober.   Remembering them all while
drinking  would be impossible.  Anyway, here's our version.

We normally play it during NBA games, specifically with our team, the sixers,
but it can work at any level, even your younger brother's home videos from the
travel team.

This game is best played w/ 3-4 people.  

First, you pick a player from each team, preferably a person who isn't gun shy. 

The rules are as such:
    

Action                 # of drinks


Your player scores a bucket     1                  
hits a three pointer            2
dunks it                2
hits a free throw           1
gets an assist              1
assists an alley oop            2


all you really have to do is hope your guy scores a lot.  That means pick jordan
or mitch richmond if they are playing and you want to get wasted.  If you're
taking it easy go with eric montross or scott williams.

Another facet is that during the game all commercials count.  If the player you
picked is in a commercial (which happens quite frequently) and it involves
hitting jumpers or dunking etcàcount it as if it is the game.  This could
potentially fuck you up a lot worse than the actual game (again û if you're
looking to get drunk pick jordan.  he'll abuse you as bad as he does the
sixers.)

Another twist is if you happen to be watching your favorite team, in which case
you don't want to root for the guy you picked on the other team to light it up. 
In this case, you would drink for all negative statistics that help out your
favorite team:

misses shot û drink once
commits turnover û drink once
fouls player during shot û drink for each free throw made (if it is an "and one"
drink double the total points scored that play.  Three point play drink 6)
gets a Technical foul û drink twice

again, this is a very loosely ruled game and basically by the fourth quarter of
a close game, people get carried away and will drink if their guy gets a big
rebound, or steals the pass.
 
It's easy and effective.  just pick the right player and you're set.

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"MarioKart (SuperNintendo)" Drinking Game

From: XQzZyOO (XQzZyOO@aol.com)
Date: Sat, 7 Mar 1998 13:45:47 EST
Subject: MarioKart drinking game

THE MARIOKART DRINKING GAME
"Experience drunk driving in the safety of your own home..."  =)
NOTE
-This game can be played using MarioKart for the Super Nintendo ONLY...
-This game can be played on the Ghost level in the Mushroom cup ONLY...
-It's recommended you play with 4 or more people...  3 at least...

Since MarioKart is only a two player game, the rules are a little complicated,
so try to bear with me...  First off, the competitors actually playing the
game are "AT BAT"...  The competitors watching the game are on the BENCH...
After each race, the loser is sent to the bench and the winner stays on...
Obviously, the loser drinks, but just that alone wouldn't be any fun now would
it?

A scoresheet should be kept by players on the bench to point out how many
shots each player has to take...  The bench can take a mental running total
too if that's too complicated...

NOTE
-The following apply to ALL players...

Player gets "smoked" at the beginning of the race...  +1/2 a shot...
Player slips on a banana peel or runs into a dormant (not moving) green
shell...  +1/2 a shot each time...
Player gets hit by a STRAY green shell...  +1/2 a shot each time...
Player gets hit by that damn red shell...  +1/2 a shot each time...
Player actually gets hit by a green shell...  +1 shot each time...
Player gets hit by his OWN shell...  +2 shots each time...
Player gets bumped off screen...  +1/2 a shot each time...
Player falls off the screen on his/her own...  +1 shot each time...
Player gets lapped...  +2 shots no chaser each lap...
Player gets hit by lightning...  +2 shots...
Player gets hit by lightning twice...  +2 more shots...  And everyone drinks 1
shot except the person who used lightning...
Player gets hit by lightning and gets smooshed...  +2 shots no chaser...
Player performs "intermediate jump" successfully...  -1 shots each time...
Player performs "expert double jump" successfully...  -2 shots each time...
Player attempts "intermediate jump" and fails...  +3 shots each time...
Player attempts "expert double jump" and fails...  +2 shots each time...
NOTE
-the last two do not also count as falling off the screen...
Player makes new lap record...  If it is the loser, divide the loser's total
shots by 2...  If it is the winner, add 2 shots to the loser's total...
Player quits...  Multiply the loser's total by 2...
Player wins...  Divide winner's total by 2...
Player loses...  Multiply loser's total by 2...
The winner drives flawlessly (i.e. gets no shots)...  Loser gets to add a big
fat double shot with no chaser to his total...
Winner makes new course record...  Loser drinks total with no chaser...
Everyone drinks 1 shot no chaser except the winner...
Player wins 5 straight...  Everyone drinks double shots no chaser except the
winner...

The total number of shots for the winner must be consumed before the next
race...  The total number of shots for the loser must be consumed before the
next time he is at bat...

NOTE
I'm pretty sure you can tell that this game can get out of hand...  I remember
one guy who ended up with a total of like 12 shots (5 of which with no chaser)
in one race...  If that happens you can take a vote, and if you get a
unanimous decision, that person gets MERCY and his/her total is divided by
2...  The key to this game is not to win or lose, but to drive as safely as
possible and avoid the penalties above...  
HAVE FUN...  =)

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"Monopoly" Drinking Game

- Drink when you land on someones property, three times if they own all colours
- Drink when you roll doubles
- Drink when you land on GO
- Drink twice when you go to Jail
- Drink if your in jail and someone lands on just visiting
- Everyone drinks (except roller) when a house is bought, twice if it's a hotel
- Drink if you mortgage property 
- Drink when you land on TAX
- Everyone drinks (except roller) if you land on free parking
- Finish drink when you go bankrupt
- When you land on Water works or Electric Co. drink for the amount you roll 

Chance & Community Chest
- If you have to pay you have to drink
- If you have to pay each player $50 you drink once for each player
- If they pay you $50 they must drink
- If you get sent to a railroad drink for the amount of rails roads owned by player
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"Kids in the Hall" Drinking Game

From: CassiusSanders@aol.com
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 21:13:14 EDT
Subject: KIDS IN THE HALL DRINKING GAME- For the serious drinker and KITH fan

Alright, we tried out your KITH game, and found it to be totally not hard 
enough for our tastes. Thus, I, THE AMERICAN PSYCHO, have created the KITH 
drinking game, version 2.0. Please credit me with this if you post it!!!!

THE GAME
(Everyone picks a cast member)
                         DAVE

Drink One If:                        Drink Six If:
    Dave wears a moustache              Dave plays a child
    Dave speaks with an accent          Dave uses drugs
    Dave wears a dress                  Dave talks directly to the camera
Drink Four If:                       Drink Ten If:
    Dave makes any reference to ass     Dave appears with only Kevin
    Dave drinks anything                Dave hugs any other cast member
    Dave is injures                     Dave says “porn”
CHUG YOUR DRINK If:                  BONUS ROUND:
    Dave says his own name              If Dave uses drugs during a scene,
    Dave plays a doctor                   make any other player chug their
    Dave  says “bastard”                  drink.
        ________________________________________

                    BRUCE

Drink One If:                           Drink Six If.
    Bruce wears a moustache                  Bruce wears a tie
    Bruce plays a teenager                   Bruce appears in a restaraunt
    Bruce sings                              Bruce says “Yes”
Drink Four If:                          Drink Ten If:
    Bruce plays a woman                      Bruce plays the Gavin character
    Bruce swears or uses a vulgarity         Bruce makes any reference to Canada
    Bruce drinks anything                    Bruce injures any other cast member
CHUG YOUR DRINK If:                     BONUS ROUND:
    Bruce appears as a cop                   If Bruce does three of any of 
    Bruce appears in the stolen pen sketch     these things in one sketch, make 
    Bruce refers to himself as “little”        any other player chug their drink.
                
        __________________________________________
                    
                    KEVIN

Drink One If:                              Drink Six If:
    Kevin raises his voice                     Kevin plays a police officer
    Kevin appears with a drink in his hand     Kevin appears in a leotard
    Kevin  plays a woman                       Kevin injures anyone
Drink Four If:                             Drink Ten If:
    Kevin appears drunk                        Kevin sings 
    Kevin talks directly to the camera         Kevin plays a child
    Kevin wears a red wig                      Kevin plays a superhero
CHUG YOUR DRINK If:                        BONUS ROUND:
    Kevin appears as the bearded lady          If Kevin appears in a hospital
    Kevin says “bastard”                         in a sketch, force another player
    Kevin puts himself down                      to chug their beer
                
        __________________________________________
                    
                    SCOTT

Drink One If:                               Drink Six If:
    Scott wears leather                          Scott gets bleeped
    Scott plays a husband                        Scott says “faggot”
    Scott wears a ponytail                       Scott plays the Queen of England
Drink Four If:                              Drink Ten If:
    Scott wears a moustache                      Scott plays Buddy
    Scott smokes a cigarette                     Scott sings
    Scott says “No”                              Scott uses drugs
CHUG YOUR DRINK If:                         BONUS ROUND:
    Scott appears in the “Do-Re-Mi” sketch      IF Scott appears in a sketch with 
    Scott plays any sport                         every cast member, make another 
    Scott is referred to as being gay             player chug their drink.

            _________________________________

                    MARK

Drink One If:                               Drink Six If:
    Mark uses a foreign accent                  Mark plays a mother
    Mark is injured                             Mark sings
    Mark plays a woman                          Mark plays a cop
Drink Four If:                              Drink Ten If:
    Mark plays a crazy character                Mark plays the Chicken Lady
    Mark says “man”                             Mark plays the “It’s a Fact” girl
    Mark speaks directly to the camera          Mark plays a redneck
CHUG YOUR DRINK If:                         BONUS ROUND:
    Mark, as the Chicken Lady, has an orgasm    If Mark mentions any foreign 
    Mark appears in only his underwear              country by name, pick another
    Mark, as the police officer, holds his gun      player to chug their drink.

            __________________________________

                UNIVERSAL RULES

Drink One If:                                          Drink Ten If:
    Anyone dies during a sketch                            Jeff Berman is seen
    Alchohol is seen                                       A sketch takes place in prison
    Murray appears in a scene                              Three or more cast members 
    A priest or religious figure is referred to or seen         appear in drag
Drink Five If:
    Anyone is arrested in a sketch
    Rod Torkelson’s Armada appears in a sketch         CHUG YOUR DRINKS If:
    Children appear in a sketch                            The “Do-Re-Mi” sketch plays
    The company “AT&Love” appears is a sketch              A Marriage is seen onscreen
Drink Seven If:                         
    Anyone says “Tony”
    The “It’s A Fact” girl appears
    A sketch has aliens in it

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"Jack Nicholson" Drinking Game

From: CassiusSanders@aol.com
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 21:52:55 EDT
Subject: JACK NICHOLSON DRINKING GAME-By the American Psycho

ANOTHER entry for your page by THE AMERICAN PSYCHO, this one for any movie 
starring Jack Nicholson. Not for the light drinker.

JACK NICHOLSON DRINKING GAME 
-FOR USE WITH ANY JACK NICHOLSON MOVIE-

DRINK ONCE IF:
Jack wears a suit
Jack plays a mobster, gangster, or criminal
Jack uses drugs
Jack pimps someone around
(In other words, Jack proves himself to be the one in charge, Jack makes 
someone do whatever he wants, Jack mistreats someone)

DRINK TWICE IF:
Jack arches his eyebrows
Jack plays raises his voice
Jack's character is named "Jack"

DRINK FOUR IF:
Jack injures someone
(Five if Jack kills someone)
Jack drinks
Jack is crazy
(this includes his Patrick McMurphy character)
Jack plays The Joker

DRINK FIVE IF:
Jack does the "Here's Johnny" Thing
(In "The Shining")
Jack has sex
Jack is given money by someone

CHUG YOUR DRINK IF:
Jack sleeps with more than one woman in a movie
Jack kills more than one person
Jack plays an alchoholic
Jack Dies
(R.I.P., Jack)

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"Monday Night Football" Drinking Game

From: JoeU1234@aol.com
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 1999 05:53:00 EST
Subject: Drinking%20Game

monday night football drinking game

beware! you can get very plastered if its a high scoring game

-1 gulp every time one of the announcers says something stupid (like if they 
dont score soon theyre going to loose)

-1 gulp every time theres a first down

-1 gulp every time an official throws a flag

-3 gulps every time there is a turnover

-1 gulp every time a point is scored
    so if theres a touchdown take 6 gulps and then                            
 if they make the extra point take another gulp  

-slam a beer if you miss any scoring

-2 gulps every time you see the two helmets slam together (before and after 
the commercials usually)  

-slam a beer if your team is loosing at half time

-slam a beer and go to bed if your team looses 

-add your own rules to make more drinking opportunities

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"Ninja Scroll" Drinking Game

From: ETHAWNE@aol.com
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 22:18:48 EST
Subject: Drinking Game


NINJA SCROLL DRINKING GAME

DRINK WHENEVER:
1.  You hear the theme song
2.  Jubei swears
3.  There's an appearance of a cast-off skin
4.  You see Dakuwon's teeth (also drink for number of teeth)
5.  There's an appearance of Gemma
6.  Kagero makes a grunting/hurt type noise
7.  There's an appearance of any of the Devils of Kimon (also drink for 
number of Devils present)
8.  There are any insults
9.  You see NUDITY!!!
10.  Any throwing objects appear (TRY to drink for number of objects)
11.  There are any animals
12.  Dakuwon does something on his own
13.  Jubei bleeds (preferably pukes blood)
14.  Somebody sez "Ninja"
15.  There are homosexual overtones present?
16.  Someone loses a limb
17.  Somebody uses a power
18.  Jubei uses his sword
19.  Jubei kills anybody (this is a biggie in the end)
20.  You consider something that happened to be bad-ass

For extra fun drink whenever somebody else pukes and twice whenever they puke 
blood

by Rob Eckert and Andrew Lach

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"Tom Leykis Show" Drinking Game

From: "luv2run4fun" (luv2run4fun@gateway.net)
Subject: Drinking Game
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 23:33:34 -0800

This is a game for The Tom Leykis Show. He's on the radio on your local talk stations from 3 to 7 Pm M-F
  
One Drink If:
Tom says really?
A caller makes a reference to their breasts, 2 if they're bigger than a D cup
Tom blows someone up, 2 if they didn't request it, 3 if they're taken out with the bong hit
Tom does an advertisement for EarthLink Network
Any sound clip from Swingers is played
When someone says: Long time listener, First time caller, 2 if Toms repeats it back
  
Two drinks if:
A girl gets mad at Tom because of Leykis 101
Tom does one of his long pauses of silence
Tom talks to Dooley
  
  
Drink for the duration of Tom's opening theme, about not being a right wing wacko, or a convicted felon
  
Drink for the duration of Tom saying Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  
  
Dayna
Seattle, Washington
dayna_rae_7@yahoo.com
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"Magic: The Gathering" Drinking Game

From: JJ2756@aol.com
Date: Sun, 30 Apr 2000 22:29:37 EDT
Subject: Drinking%20Game


Magic the drinking game.
these are the best set of rules i have seen for a magic drinking game.  I 
added some of my own to make things more interesting.

Events that make you drink
drink everytime you take damage also applies if the opponent gains life
two if more than 5
five if more than 10

drink everytime you declare an attack

drink everytime one of your creatures dies

chug if you die

take a sip for every land you tap (this rule will make you a little silly)

drink once everytime someone uses a twiddle

chug if you make fun of a card that ends up doing damage to you

drink if a sneaky homonculous(a newer card) comes into play
twice if it hurts you
chug if it kills you

you must drink half of whatever your opponent drinks for direct damage cards.
(drinking 40 times to get enough mana to kill someone right away gets really 
fucking old)

Extra rules
You may chug at any time to gain 5 life
you may drink twice to gain one mana
you may chug at any time to kill a creature
you may drink twice to draw a card.


The best thing about these rules is you dont have to wait to drink, you can 
drink right away and make the other guy drink to.  I have gotten drunk as 
shit with these rules.
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"Name That Tune" Drinking Game

From: "paul walsh" (paul@stolams.freeserve.co.uk)
Subject: Drinking Game
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 1999 10:45:54 -0000

Hi there,
  
I'm sure you have "name that tune" in the states.
  
"I name that tune in 1, 2 etc. fingers."
  
a finger represents a second of play.
  
the width of the finger against  a glass is the amount to be drunk.
  
the winner becomes the host so everybody can have a go.
  
the loses drink there bid
  
Paul Walsh

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