Here's some one liners, some witty, some insighful, some just down right um, stupid. If you don't get it, you'd have to know the person. ;)

 he is so gay that he feels he must be overly hetero to offset it

 Only a fool doesn't seek help when in need. 

<|KAOS|> hey F|X ive been making counterfeit money with my scanner and shit..

 no wren i wont let you go down on me, so STOP pming me and asking

 shrinking muscles? God I hope you're not talking about "that muscle"

 half of the the phenom of ff7 is the orchastated music, YOU CANT GET THAT EFFECT ON LITTLE STUPID SPEAKERS

 When viewing objects with the human eye, there's no such thing as frames per second.

 microsoft is doing dreamcast

 well, I can't get too far away from my lasagna

 I see some sexual tension between HoustoN and SpdRacr.

 Wanna gain weight? Have breakfast/lunch/dinner at McDonalds and Taco Bell everyday for a few weeks; then watch in wonder as the body balloons to Linda Tripp-like proportions

 Sex with a pc, Now thats gotta hurt! DONTCHa think with all those electical wires you might get Hurt?

 i piss on your face, and you try to get me back!!! sorta like "tag"

 I will kick your ass later

 row,row,row a joint light it at the end take a puff and thats enough and pass to a friend 

 id just like to say that my name is Magical1 not this shit the fucker dont work god damn it

 I am actually wearing, Hehehe Rainbow Brite Undies

 is this the gay channel???????

 Shut up bitch or I'll have to teach you a lesson like last night

 man this channel went from game consoles to sex and slut calling in like 5 seconds

 hey someone put my email addy in for this gay site thing n i was getting gay porn in my mail! GRRRRRRRRRRR

 Sapphy u like the taste of cock in ur mouth?

 A cat? Are they getting nirv involved, too?

 do you have any tomatoes in your house?

 yeah what about Washing Machines during like, Say the SPIN cycle?

 PPL, I cant really Hump a wall, Hehehe, But, Im sure if I tried, I could

 algar and indy are sluts?

 Somebody tell me when the lameness receeds

 Yeah, where's Wren? We can all take turns on him and be done with it.

 hangdman algar and indy make up the oral triangle if it wasn't sooo gay i would almost call their positions "art"

 I got to go... too fucking pissed off to talk. good night!

 i dont what a slut ass bitch like you so yeah i got what i want you give it to anyone that got a penny redneck lookin cow milkin scum bag

 Your lucky to have such a program in high school that lets you play the guitar.  Here its either Redneck 101, or build a big truck

 sloppy 3rds.... hmmmm.... i guess i'll have to settle for it

 why yes sir I do believe i am a she, unless i am the worlds first pregnant man!

 Hello fuckers

 last night Wren said "fucking"

 It's healing madbull.  Now I know never to visit your house again.

 To which idiot are you referring? We've got plenty of them around here.

 man if i could tell you, id be on Springer right now

 i just had a dream come true that doesn't ever happen for me

 Does this person realize the they are not talking in PM?

 Dentist give me happy Pills Me Happy

 Adam I'd call ya a player but hookers don't count

 ahhh my head hurts, all of you are talking in Skank ass

 I can satisfy, and erectafy

 Rejoice world, for I have arrived to fill your empty lives

 i am the goth queen and these bitches are all up in my theater...for real! as if!!!!!!!!

 ARE YOU THE NET LINK DETECTIVE    ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THE BOOT?

* variable takes out a cattle prod and marks `Wizzy` as his territory

 Cactus, hehehe Ummmmmm I was being sarcastic, But please Sign the GB, Even tho it dont work

 it sounds like your all wraped up in a warm little ,fuzzy reallity!!(i bet if you close your eyes,you can still feel the warmth of your mothers breast in your mouth!!!!!

 Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

 how the hell do you bomb someone?

 ANY WOMEN WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

 stupid vegeta left before i finished . the nerve of some people

 You're just in time! This is the most lame this channel has ever been!

 Oh wait, this is all wrong. I should just ban all of us right now for inappropriate conversation.

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