Long ago, Nirv, a fellow chatter and game lover, posted a picture of himself and his cat on the web. ok well this picture flat out looked like he was givin his cat the hot sausage from behind. After years of jokes, Nirv begins to come to his breaking point in this episode. [8:33] <Sexy`> nirv, the humane society still after ya? [8:33] *** Sexy` was kicked by nirv (nirv) <`Wizzy`> nirv [8:33] <nirv> yes? [8:33] <hangdman> Hey, don't kick her. <`Wizzy`> why did you do that [8:34] <nirv> Harassment [8:34] <nirv> <Sexy`> nirv, the humane society still after ya? [8:34] <nirv> I'll tell you more Wizz [8:34] <nirv> Putting socks on <`Wizzy`> i saw it, that isn't harassment [8:35] <hangdman> Nirv, just because you're sick of the cat jokes, you don't have to kick the girl. [8:36] <nirv> Yeah hangdman [8:36] <nirv> They don't need to harass me. [8:36] <nirv> dude [8:36] <nirv> If EVERYONE (literally) harassed you daily on something, I'm sure you'd get sick of it. [8:36] <hangdman> I harass you, too. I just find new and original ways to do so. <`Wizzy`> nirv, don't kick over the cat thing, just explain to them your tired of hearing it. [8:37] <Akuma> yeah [8:37] <nirv> ,k [8:37] <variable> or let the cat go free [8:37] <nirv> If I had it my way, I would ban everyone who said "cat" to me [8:37] <variable> and get rid of that damn pee can [8:37] <hangdman> And she doesn't want to come back now, either. <`Wizzy`> lol the pee can [8:37] <nirv> hahaha [8:37] <hangdman> cat, cat, cat *poke, prod* [8:38] <nirv> My infamous Mountain Dew bottle <`Wizzy`> you still use that nirv? the pee can? [8:38] <nirv> NO!@ [8:38] <variable> lol <`Wizzy`> oh, not lazy anymore? you can make it to the potty? ;) [8:38] <nirv> I live 2 steps from a bathroom (outside) <`Wizzy`> *L* [8:38] <nirv> j/k, well at least I'm not at my mom's boyfriend's house [8:38] <hangdman> haha... <`Wizzy`> and why is that [8:39] <nirv> I gotta rip a CD.......hold on [8:39] <hangdman> You were having an affair with your mom's boyfriend? [8:39] <nirv> huh? [8:40] <nirv> Ok, currently ripping CD :D [8:41] <nirv> There's one song done already [8:41] <nirv> It's 44mb WAV FILE [8:41] <nirv> :D [8:42] <nirv> `Wizzy`, you have a stupid handle. [8:42] <nirv> ************** `Wizzy` ************** [8:42] <nirv> haha <`Wizzy`> ya ya [8:42] <nirv> Butthead, you have a stupid handle. [8:42] <nirv> ************** Butthead ************** [8:43] <nirv> Just kidding [8:43] <Butthead> What scanner do u use nirv? [8:43] <Butthead> 36 bit? [8:43] <nirv> Butthead, you're really a FUCKING FAT-ASS!! [8:43] <nirv> Butthead, to scan pics? [8:43] <nirv> Uhh, not sure. Why? image quality bad? [8:43] <Butthead> ya [8:43] <nirv> REALLY? [8:43] <nirv> They're bad? [8:43] <Butthead> nirv, you really FUCK CATS! [8:43] <Butthead> no [8:43] <Butthead> They rule [8:44] <nirv> I'm about to kick you [8:44] <cRaZy^187> LOL [8:44] <nirv> >:( [8:44] *** nirv sets mode: -o Butthead [8:44] <Butthead> Go ahead [8:44] <Butthead> L [8:44] *** hangdman changes topic to 'nirv loves the cat jokes, so keep them coming.' <`Wizzy`> lmao [8:44] <Butthead> >:) [8:44] <cRaZy^187> hahahahahahaha [8:44] <nirv> Be nice you bastad [8:44] <nirv> DUDE [8:44] *** nirv changes topic to '' [8:44] * hangdman is such a bastad [8:44] <Butthead> suck my dick [8:44] <Butthead> :D [8:44] <cRaZy^187> LMMFAO [8:44] <nirv> Fucking stop it [8:45] <nirv> >:( [8:45] <Butthead> Fucking? [8:45] <Butthead> O.K. [8:45] <nirv> fucking god damn fuckas :D [8:45] <hangdman> Awww.. [8:45] <Butthead> I'll fuck [8:45] * hangdman gives nirv a big ol' hug. [8:45] * nirv hugs hangdman ((Tell them to leave me alone! boo hoo....) [8:45] <nirv> `Wizzy`, Why ask "wanna chat" when you can simply start a conversation? If we all weren't here "to chat", we'd be elsewhere. Please think logically. Lack commnication skills? [8:45] *** You were kicked by nirv (Learn how to start a conversation) *** Attempting to rejoin... *** Rejoined channel #sega [8:45] <hangdman> poor nirv. [8:46] <nirv> WHOOPS [8:46] <nirv> SORRY [8:46] <nirv> !!!! [8:46] *** Joins: Sexy` (ednew@ts001d11.gre-sc.concentric.net) [8:46] *** nirv sets mode: +o `Wizzy` [8:46] *** nirv sets mode: +o `Wizzy` [8:46] <nirv> FORGOT I HAD A KICK IN THERE!!! [8:46] <nirv> :O [8:46] <nirv> Please forgive [8:46] <nirv> Forgot I had a kick in that script :(( [8:46] <nirv> don't kill me <`Wizzy`> oh sure, you try to nuke me, kick me, what else? [8:46] <SpYvSsPy> :)))))))))) [8:46] <nirv> haha [8:46] <Sexy`> kill him!! [8:46] <nirv> Spyvsspy old ass game [8:46] <Sexy`> lol [8:46] <SpYvSsPy> Hug u [8:46] <nirv> NONO NOO [8:46] <nirv> :O [8:46] <nirv> Seriously [8:47] *** hangdman changes topic to 'nirv just needs a hug.' [8:47] <SpYvSsPy> Hold me nirv [8:47] <SpYvSsPy> j/k [8:47] <Sexy`> don't look at me hangd [8:47] * nirv holds SpyVsSpy (now what?) [8:47] <SpYvSsPy> J/K [8:47] <nirv> Hey Butthead [8:47] <nirv> What scans did you think looked coo' ? [8:47] * SpYvSsPy shoots the tranvestite off of him [8:47] <SpYvSsPy> All of em [8:48] <nirv> How did you even find my scans page Buttskull? [8:49] <Sexy`> buttskull? [8:49] <SpYvSsPy> Mine WILL be better than that after its outta the shop [8:49] <nirv> SHORE! [8:49] *** You were kicked by hangdman (hangdman) *** Attempting to rejoin... *** Rejoined channel #sega Session Start: Tue Jul 21 08:51:02 1998 [8:51] *** Now talking in #sega [8:51] *** nirv sets mode: +o `Wizzy` [8:51] <nirv> WTF wiz??? [8:51] <nirv> Were you nuked?? <`Wizzy`> i was? [8:51] <SpYvSsPy> Wiz [8:51] <nirv> *** `Wizzy` has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <`Wizzy`> what spy! [8:51] <SpYvSsPy> L [8:51] <hangdman> Yep, she was. <`Wizzy`> no, i wasn't nuked. [8:52] <hangdman> Yeah, I am, but if that's what her quit message said... [8:52] <nirv> dammit [8:52] <nirv> Wasn't me wizy [8:53] <SpYvSsPy> what ever nirv [8:56] * hangdman gives sexy some love. [8:56] <cRaZy^187> hahahaha [8:57] <Sexy`> thanx hangd [8:57] <Sexy`> : ) [8:57] *** Butthead was kicked by nirv (1-800-Fuck-a-cat) [8:58] <nirv> :P [8:58] <Lennon> LOL