The scene opens up in a cold, dark and damp ally in Faro, North Dakota where two shadows can be seen on a wall in front of the camera, the wall is covered in graffiti, mildew and other natural, vial materials. The two are obviously bored as you can here the sound of a tin soda can being kicked around while the two are having a conversation. The camera slowly motions round to reveal one of the characters to be wearing baggy blue jeans with scruffy ends and black boots, as the camera makes it’s way around it shows the second person who is wearing a Shady Limited hoody with the hood up, and a black LA Lakers jacket the camera motions up to his face where it reveals him to be an unfamiliar face as the camera turns to the second person it reveals him to be Jason Payne the former ECWF Owenr and ECWF, EHW, ZWF World Heavyweight Champion. The two continue their discussion as they walk slowly up the ally looking like they have no care in the world, as they finally adventure out of the ally they come across a busy street. They processed to walk along the street looking at people with the world “Disgusted” written all over their face

 

 

~#(Jason)#~
This state is a cesspool of the unwanted, the buggers, the queens, the degenerates and the skunk pussy’s that aren’t wanted in states like California, Florida, New York and Washington, are tossed out and sent here where they will not be seen or heard from again, America is embarrassed to have them in their upper class states so send them here so they will not be in the publics eye, because after all when have you ever heard about the goings on in North Dakota?

~#(Matt}#~
I sense a little hostility?

All of a sudden this woman comes rushing over to the two of them screaming “Jason! Jason! Jason!”

~#(Jason)#~
Thanks for reminding me who I am, and may I ask what can I do for you?

~#(Patty)#~
My name’s Patty and I’m a huge fan of yours, I was wondering if I could get an autograph?

~#(Jason)#~
If I make an autograph out to you will you promise never to approach me, touch me or even be in the same state as me till death do us apart?

~#(Patty)#~
If you’re going to be like that then screw you, lucky you’re hot because your wrestling skills are nothing to be desired.

~#(Jason)#~ Ahh well, Whatya gonna do? The Lady flips Jason off as she turns her back on the pair and walks away.

~#(Matt}#~
Man you can be cold at times.

~#(Jason)#~
No Matt, sensible not cold, with her in our presents our chances of catching HIV just went up another 10%

~#(Matt}#~
Haha, I’d be a liar if I said that wasn’t true. Anyways how about we go find a night club and hook up with some girls?

~#(Jason)#~
Yeah, after being in this state for two whole days I really do need to get some sort of alcoholic substance in to my system.

~#(Matt}#~
You’ve yet to tell me just why we are here.

~#(Jason)#~
Remember last week I signed a new contract to wrestle for XWF Entertainment?

~#(Matt}#~
Yeah…..

~#(Jason)#~
Well from the best of what I know the XWF are having a house show in this area and I was hoping that I would bump in to a certain person that works for them.

~#(Matt}#~
Two questions, Who? And when you say*Bump* in to someone do you mean Literarily?

~#(Jason)#~
Sean Dahmer and no.

They continue to make their way along the street looking for a night club or bar that they can go in, as they pass by a few more blocks they find a certain bar and decide to go in, as they walk through the door there’s allot of noise, sounds of music and conversation along with many other random noises. Matt walks up to the bar and orders a diet coke for himself and a 3 finger on the rocks Whiskey for Jason, as Matt’s doing this Jason goes and sits down, as Matt is about to walk over and sit down with Jason, Matt is approached by a young lady who starts to chat with him.

~#(Jason Thinking)#~
You might as well stick a sign on that girls head saying *I’ll do you for free*

 

Then all of a sudden a blond female in her early twenties comes and sits next to Jason she is wearing tight black pants, shoes and a red tope with a see through patten and a black jacket, she leans over in front of Jason, obviously trying to get his attention with use of her body.

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~#(Jason)#~
Whoring yourself out to get my attention isn’t going to work. You’re a beautiful young lady who shouldn’t have to do that. Now may I ask your name?

~#(Jenny)#~
My name’s Jenny and that was sweet of you to call me beautiful. You just signed for XWF, right? I used to watch you wrestle for ECWF, I remember that 3 way dance back in November of 2001 at Liberty or Death, Jason Payne Vs. Chris Hero Vs. Bret Hart, correct?

~#(Jason)#~
Correct.

~#(Jenny)#~
What do you plan on doing in the XWF?

~#(Jason)#~
The same thing I’ve done in any federation I’ve been in, become the World Heavyweight Champion.

~#(Jenny)#~
You’re going to challenge Sean Dahmer?

~#(Jason)#~
They always say that you should go after the biggest, badest, meanest dog in the yard but for Sean Dahmer I’ll make an exception.

~#(Jenny)#~
Haha, you never fail to humour me.

~#(Jason)#~
That must be one of my biggest achievements yet. After all my whit, after all my degrading comments towards you, may I ask why are you still here? Oh I get it you want an autograph, sure thing kid.

Jason pulls put a pen and signs a napkin that is on the table in font of him, he gives it to Jenny and gets up and walks away, Jenny asks if she can see him again and Jason continues to walk away like he didn’t hear what she said. He walks over to Matt, grabs him and says *Come one we’re going to find this XWF house show* Matt puts down his glass and follows Jason as the two make their way out of the Night Club.

 

~#(Matt}#~
Dude, you need to chill out.

Jason stares at Matt with an evil grin on his face, the two then notice a cab they get the drivers attention and he pulls over beside them, they get in and instruct the driver to take them to the to the Alerus Center. The driver pulls away as they begin their journey.

~#(Driver)#~
Hey, aren’t you the forum ECWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jason Payne?

~#(Jason)#~
Indeed.

~#(Driver)#~
Im a huge fan of yours, I can’t wait to see you kick some ass in the XWF, when do you plan on debuting?

~#(Jason)#~
Lets think about it for a second, I’m Jason Payne, the XWF are currently touring North Dakota, at present you’re driving me to the Alerus Center where the XWF are currently holding their show. Add 1.….2.….3.…4 together and you might possibly get your answer.

~#(Driver)#~
You’re one arrogant bastard, you know that?

~#(Jason)#~
I would say *Routed in Reality* rather than “arrogant* but whatever you say.

~#(Driver)#~
What do you think of the goings on in XWF?

~#(Jason)#~
To be honest I think the goings on in the XWF is appalling especially when it comes to the Heavyweight division and who they currently have representing them as their World Champion.

~#(Driver)#~
Sean Dahmer?

~#(Jason)#~
I prefer the term *Degenerate Reprobate* but call him what you like. You see Sean Dahmer has his world title that may I add he doesn’t deserve but to quote Oscar Wilde, "They say we destroy the things we love, but really the things we love destroy us." And Sean Dahmer is going to be a prime example of that, because the world title he loves so dearly is going to cost him his lively hood, courtesy of Jason Payne.

~#(Driver)#~
Rather you than me, that guy is one hell of a man.

~#(Jason)#~
What Sean has in size I make up for mentally.

They finally arrive at the Alerus Center, Jason steps out and says how he hasn’t any money so Matthew has to pay the fair. The fans outside of the arena whom are to poor to buy a ticket immediately acknowledge Jason, they rush over to him as he makes his way through the see of humanity.

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They finally get to the entrance of the arena, the security realize who they are and let them in leaving the fans behind, Jason nods at one of the security guards in appreciation for opening the doors. They processed to walk through the arena looking to their left and right, when they come across Josh Matthews, Jason asks nicely where the stage entrance was and Matthews looks at him in shock, obviously because Jason Payne isn’t scheduled to make his appearance tonight, Matt grabs Matthews and pushes him against the wall and asks him where the entrance to the stage is in which Matthew points to his left, Jason thanks him and continues his journey to find the entrance to the stage. They again start walking through the arena and finally find the stage entrance, then says that he can’t do this without music so he goes outside to the sound truck, it’s closely guard by a security guard that wont let Jason in the truck so Matt takes the security guard and slams him head first in to his truck, Jason makes his way in to the truck and insists the sound guy play *Metallica - Unforgiven II* in which the sound guy obliges. They then leave the truck and walk back to the arena entrance where they can here the music playing, Jason pulls back the curtain and walks out on to the stage to a horrendous raw from the XWF crowd, he all of a sudden stops walking and extends his arms in the crucifix pose (His trademark pose) they then walk down the ramp, on their way down Jason stares right at the fans with an evil holier than thou look on his face, if looks could kill we’d have a genocide case on our hands. Matt walks up the steps in to the ring while Jason rolls under the bottom rope stands up and does the crucifix pose once more, he then leans against the ropes as Matt instructs the ring announcer to bring him the microphone, he hands Matt the microphone as Matt passes the parcel so to speak to Jason. The music cuts as Jason looks around at the fans his lips mostion as he's about to speak.

 

~#(Jason)#~
When I was eight years old, my mother told me, don't even bother trying because you won't amount to anything anyway. You're just a cinder in the furnace of the damned. Yet somehow, I fought my way out of the gutter and I made myself who I am. But somehow, someway, it's always somebody else who gets my breaks. Take for example, Sean Dahmer. Dahmer and I started out together, yet look where he is and look where I am. Dahmer used to be a common man. Now he's got a million-dollar house, a butler, a maid. But what about me? "The Nightmare or as I like to call him The Wet Dream, he gets to wrestle for the world title. . . wow. Dahmer has a family probably a Playboy centrefold for a wife and what do I get? I’ll tell you what I get, I get about 10minutes of promo time and then I get a 15mintue brawl in some parking lot somewhere with some jobber!!

The world is full of kings and queens they’ll blind your eyes and steal your dreams, it’s heaven and hell And Sean Dahmer I will take it apon myself to be that king that will blind your eyes and most importantly I will be that king that steals your dreams of being the world heavyweight champion because this Juke Joint Jezebel is coming for your cremation!!

 

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Jason drops the microphone, slowly motions around in a 360 degrees angle while doing the crucifix, he climbs out of the ring and slowing climbs over the guard rail in to the crowd, the fans immediately rush over to greet him where he screams *Sean Dahmer I’m coming for you* at the camera as the XWF Entertainment copyrights appear on screen as XWF goes off of the air.