Observations about Japan
The longer I live in Japan, the less I think I know about it. ...
But here are the things that I am sure of...
- Sapporo has two seasons. Winter and July.
- Japanese people love mayonnaise.
- Nattou smells really bad. They say that it's like the "blue
cheese" of Japan, except that blue cheese is normal whereas nattou is really
weird.
- Westerners that say they are good at Japanese know next to nothing.
Westerners that are good at Japanese say "I can speak a little"
- Japan women love dogs. If you called a Japanese woman a dog,
she would take it as a compliment. Please try this and tell me your
results.
- There are more fake brunettes in Japan than there are fake blondes
in California.
- According to the Japanese mindset, the pinnacle of American television
is "Full House"
- There is a homeless man in the Susukino subway station that looks
exactly like Prime Minister Koizumi