ALLTIME TEAM RANKINGS From Best to Worst |
The Formula for Determining the Best Team:
There are endless methods to determine the best team. This is only one of them. We could probably even figure out a formula to make one of Jessie's teams #1 (although we might need NASA to help us)! I didn't want to use just the points scored to determine the best team since this doesn't reward consistency or performance during the playoffs. Also, some rules have changed over the years and NFL scoring can vary from year-to-year. I didn't want to use just wins or championships since the best team of each year usually doesn't win the trophy. 20% - Total points scored 15% - Total points scored adjusted to league average since inception because current rules allow for more scoring. 15% - Won / Loss Record (Winning Percentage). 20% - The final rankings for each year. 15% - Record if team had played every other team every week to factor in head-to-head matchups across years. 15% - Number of games scoring in the top half of the league each week to reward consistency and doing well even when NFL scoring is down for a week or for instances when owners score well but still lose. |
Rank |
Owner |
Team | Year |
Record |
Points |
Placed |
1 | Danny | PAPICHULOS | 2003 | 16-1 | 1,096 | 1 |
2 | Danny | Jurassic Juggernauts | 1995 | 14-3 | 1,040 | 2 |
3 | Darrell | Plymouth Barracudas | 1995 | 13-4 | 998 | 1 |
4 | Mike | The Sin City Sapphires | 2003 | 12-5 | 1,073 | 2 |
5 | Gary | Fresh Water Yankees | 2008 | 11-5-1 | 1,027 | 1 |
6 | Danny | Weapons of Mass Destruction | 2004 | 13-4 | 1,117 | 3 |
7 | Mike | New Mexico WarMongers | 1999 | 12-4-1 | 990 | 2 |
8 | Mike | New Mexico Nightmares | 1996 | 13-4 | 899 | 1 |
9 | Steve | Fearsome Dali Llamas-2007 | 2007 | 13-4 | 931 | 1 |
10 | Bobby | Liberty Hillbillies | 2008 | 13-3-1 | 1,045 | 4 |
11 | Gary | Big Belly Doon-Doons | 2006 | 11-5-1 | 951 | 1 |
12 | Bobby | Anderson Mill Assassins | 1997 | 12-4-1 | 904 | 2 |
13 | Darrell | Pittsburgh Parasites | 1996 | 12-5 | 908 | 3 |
14 | Mark | Desperate to Win | 1998 | 11-5-1 | 933 | 3 |
15 | Steve | Capital Punnishmeant | 2002 | 12-5 | 963 | 1 |
16 | Mike | The Power Cosmic | 2005 | 11-6 | 955 | 3 |
17 | Brian | Tidwell Young Hoggs | 2005 | 12-5 | 923 | 1 |
18 | Darrell | Pittsburgh Plague | 1994 | 15-2 | 817 | 2 |
19 | Jessie | Cash Money Brothers-2007 | 2007 | 10-7 | 968 | 4 |
20 | Neil | Al's Owls | 2002 | 11-6 | 1,020 | 5 |
21 | Tim | You like popsicles? | 2008 | 11-6 | 952 | 2 |
22 | Steve | Pavlov's Red Dogs | 2004 | 11-4-2 | 970 | 1 |
23 | Mike | Smokin' with Ricky! | 2004 | 10-7 | 1,052 | 5 |
24 | Keith | Springfield Spiderpigs-2007 | 2007 | 13-4 | 902 | 3 |
25 | Arnold | Mad Murdering Mariachis | 1998 | 11-6 | 861 | 1 |
26 | Keith | Chile Chipotle Chupacabras | 1997 | 11-6 | 902 | 6 |
27 | Martin | Stealth Grim Reapers | 1998 | 12-5 | 908 | 4 |
28 | Jessie | MADDAWGS 20/20 | 2003 | 10-6-1 | 943 | 3 |
29 | Bobby | Williamson County Whoop-Ass | 1999 | 12-4-1 | 840 | 1 |
30 | Neil | Steiner Ranch Stallions | 1999 | 10-7 | 897 | 5 |
31 | Keith | Reign of Terror | 2006 | 9-8 | 953 | 4 |
32 | Mike | Asskickers of the Fantastic! | 2008 | 9-8 | 976 | 5 |
33 | Neil | Bayou Beasts | 2000 | 10-7 | 888 | 2 |
34 | Mike | UnFearless Guinea Pigs | 2006 | 11-5-1 | 886 | 2 |
35 | Darrell | Pflugerville Phantasm | 1999 | 11-5-1 | 840 | 3 |
36 | Bobby | Jollyville Junkies | 2001 | 9-7-1 | 837 | 2 |
37 | Darrell | Whiskey River Cowboys | 2002 | 11-5-1 | 919 | 2 |
38 | Arnold | The Fighting Frijoleros | 1999 | 10-6-1 | 867 | 4 |
39 | Danny | Texas Terminators | 1999 | 10-6-1 | 888 | 6 |
40 | Mike | It's Clobberin' Time! | 2002 | 9-7-1 | 949 | 4 |
41 | Neil | Bone Daddy Boners | 2008 | 10-6-1 | 872 | 3 |
42 | Arnold | The Pie-Eyed Pistoleros | 2000 | 9-7-1 | 922 | 7 |
43 | Gary | Tackle Me Elmos | 2001 | 10-7 | 823 | 4 |
44 | Keith | The Cellar Dwellers | 2005 | 10-7 | 860 | 4 |
45 | Gary | ButtKickin NameTakers | 2000 | 10-6-1 | 858 | 4 |
46 | Mark | Pflugerville Pushovers | 1996 | 13-4 | 735 | 2 |
47 | Steve | GridIron Butterflies | 2001 | 9-8 | 812 | 3 |
48 | Darrell | Yellow Brick Road Warriors | 2003 | 10-7 | 917 | 5 |
49 | Darrell | Luckenbach Lounge Lizards | 2001 | 12-5 | 765 | 1 |
50 | Mike | The Texacutioners | 2001 | 9-7-1 | 852 | 8 |
51 | Brian | Southwest Austin Taliban | 2004 | 9-8 | 945 | 6 |
52 | Bobby | Austin Annihilators | 2000 | 9-8 | 935 | 10 |
53 | Gary | Mighty Morphin Mokojumbies | 1995 | 11-6 | 809 | 3 |
54 | Steve | Bigfoot BallBreakers | 2005 | 10-7 | 854 | 7 |
55 | Bobby | The Gridiron Gorillas | 1998 | 7-9-1 | 886 | 8 |
56 | Neil | Larry's Lil' Darlings | 2003 | 7-8-2 | 928 | 6 |
57 | Keith | Georgetown RoadKill | 2000 | 10-6-1 | 830 | 1 |
58 | Jessie | Jep's Crazy 88's | 2004 | 8-7-2 | 864 | 4 |
59 | Jessie | Eaton Downtown 69ers | 2001 | 10-7 | 810 | 6 |
60 | Gary | Chacachacare Choonkaloonks-2007 | 2007 | 10-7 | 818 | 5 |
61 | Jessie | The Rat Pack | 1998 | 10-6-1 | 826 | 5 |
62 | Keith | Cock Blockers | 2008 | 9-8 | 874 | 6 |
63 | Gary | West Nile-Ators | 2002 | 8-9 | 916 | 9 |
64 | Darrell | Prom Night Dumpster Babies-2007 | 2007 | 9-7-1 | 817 | 2 |
65 | Emmitt | Southside BitchSlappers | 2006 | 9-7-1 | 839 | 6 |
66 | Mark | Las Vegas Longshots | 2004 | 9-7-1 | 855 | 2 |
67 | Brian | Purple Ribbon AllStars | 2006 | 9-8 | 822 | 3 |
68 | Jessie | Arizona Sissies | 1994 | 11-6 | 656 | 1 |
69 | Bobby | The Cunning Runts | 2004 | 9-8 | 940 | 11 |
70 | Mark | Desperate to Win | 2000 | 7-9-1 | 892 | 9 |
71 | Mike | Pflugerville Pfunk | 2000 | 7-10 | 917 | 11 |
72 | Jessie | Fight Da Power! | 2008 | 8-9 | 874 | 7 |
73 | Bobby | Legion of Doom | 1996 | 9-7-1 | 765 | 6 |
74 | Jessie | The Mean Machine | 2000 | 8-7-2 | 827 | 6 |
75 | Steve | Sonny's Hotheads | 2003 | 11-6 | 821 | 4 |
76 | Gary | The Cozy Posies | 1998 | 10-7 | 760 | 2 |
77 | Steve | Blu Juju Eyeballers | 2008 | 8-9 | 867 | 9 |
78 | Darrell | The FurBurgervores | 2006 | 9-8 | 822 | 9 |
79 | Steve | Austin Evil Powers | 1999 | 8-9 | 815 | 7 |
79 | Jessie | Born 2 be Badd | 2005 | 8-9 | 812 | 5 |
81 | Darrell | Honkytonk HellRaisers | 2004 | 7-10 | 877 | 8 |
82 | Gary | Soca Saga Boys | 2005 | 9-8 | 807 | 8 |
83 | Mike | Ghana Black Stars | 1995 | 6-10-1 | 847 | 8 |
84 | Danny | Chihuahua Chewy Chicharrones | 1997 | 8-9 | 770 | 9 |
85 | Mark | Austin's Air-Attack | 2005 | 8-8-1 | 803 | 6 |
86 | Gary | The Roti-Totees | 1997 | 11-6 | 705 | 5 |
87 | Danny | Bin Laden Bobbleheads | 2006 | 9-8 | 803 | 8 |
88 | Danny | Orange Crush | 2002 | 8-9 | 838 | 7 |
89 | Jessie | B-52 Bombers | 1997 | 10-7 | 670 | 1 |
90 | Johnathan | Minnesota Maggots | 1994 | 8-8-1 | 686 | 4 |
91 | Darrell | Texas Tarantulas | 1997 | 8-8-1 | 728 | 5 |
92 | Tim | Lords of the Underworld | 2002 | 5-12 | 852 | 8 |
93 | Brian | Last of a Dying Breed-2007 | 2007 | 7-10 | 830 | 9 |
94 | Emmitt | Pistol Packing Pimps | 2005 | 11-6 | 731 | 2 |
95 | Mike | Austin Apocalypse | 1997 | 9-8 | 675 | 4 |
96 | Danny | Columbian Cool Arrows | 2000 | 9-7-1 | 740 | 3 |
97 | Mark | Mark's Maniacal Maniacs | 2002 | 10-7 | 797 | 3 |
98 | Mark | Pflugerville Pflaming Stars | 2006 | 6-10-1 | 804 | 7 |
99 | Brian | Boss Hogg Outlaws | 2002 | 8-9 | 834 | 6 |
100 | Mike | SUXXXOR DELUXXXOR-2007 | 2007 | 7-9-1 | 802 | 6 |
101 | Keith | Red-Eye Express | 2001 | 10-7 | 708 | 7 |
102 | Neil | Hotwing Hooligans | 2006 | 10-7 | 749 | 5 |
103 | Keith | The Jock Offs | 2004 | 7-9-1 | 841 | 7 |
104 | Mary | Rio Grande City Rattlers | 1995 | 8-9 | 780 | 7 |
105 | Jessie | The Storm | 1996 | 8-8-1 | 673 | 7 |
106 | Danny | Jurassic Juggernauts | 1996 | 9-8 | 669 | 5 |
107 | Jessie | Houston Gangsta's | 1995 | 7-10 | 739 | 5 |
108 | Danny | The Promise Keepers | 1998 | 7-9-1 | 759 | 7 |
109 | Gary | San Francisco Shindigs | 1994 | 8-8-1 | 635 | 6 |
110 | Keith | The Raging Rednecks | 1998 | 8-9 | 731 | 6 |
111 | Beaman | New Orleans Mardi Gras Kings | 1995 | 7-10 | 752 | 6 |
112 | Darrell | Seattle Psychos | 1998 | 8-8-1 | 764 | 9 |
113 | Martin | Martin's Marauders | 1996 | 8-8-1 | 641 | 4 |
114 | Gary | Goofy Lil' Bastards | 2003 | 4-13 | 839 | 11 |
115 | Danny | Dallas Rustlers | 1994 | 8-9 | 577 | 3 |
116 | Arnold | Los Bandidos Birongeros | 2001 | 9-8 | 678 | 5 |
117 | Tim | El Camino al Infierno | 2003 | 7-8-2 | 791 | 8 |
118 | Mary | The Gladiators | 1996 | 8-9 | 677 | 8 |
119 | Steve | Round Rock Bottom Feeders | 2000 | 10-7 | 706 | 5 |
120 | Bobby | Deep Snappers | 2003 | 8-9 | 785 | 9 |
121 | Neil | Oxygen Bar Boyz | 2004 | 8-9 | 788 | 9 |
122 | Bobby | Houston Pollution | 2002 | 6-11 | 851 | 12 |
123 | Jessie | Prehistoric Warriors | 2006 | 8-9 | 766 | 10 |
124 | Neil | Nutrageous Bagpipers-2007 | 2007 | 6-9-2 | 748 | 8 |
125 | Cory | Cleveland Lakers | 1994 | 8-8-1 | 577 | 8 |
126 | Bobby | Capital City Carnage | 2005 | 6-11 | 766 | 11 |
127 | Jessie | La Raza | 2002 | 5-12 | 839 | 11 |
128 | Mark | Mini Warriors | 2008 | 7-9-1 | 772 | 7 |
129 | Neil | Great White Shadow | 2001 | 7-10 | 735 | 9 |
130 | Emmitt | Hard Time Hustlers-2007 | 2007 | 7-10 | 790 | 12 |
131 | Beaman | New Orleans Mardi Gras Kings | 1994 | 8-9 | 577 | 5 |
132 | Keith | One-Eyed Willies | 2002 | 8-9 | 799 | 10 |
133 | Mark | Pflugerville Pushovers | 1995 | 6-11 | 745 | 9 |
134 | Mark | Pflugerville Pushovers | 1997 | 6-11 | 672 | 7 |
135 | Keith | The Nutty Elephants | 2003 | 6-11 | 761 | 7 |
136 | Brian | Hater Hurters | 2008 | 6-11 | 767 | 10 |
137 | Neil | Tilted Kilt T-Backs | 2005 | 7-10 | 732 | 9 |
138 | Matthew | Morgan's Mad Hatters | 1999 | 7-8-2 | 687 | 8 |
139 | Martin | Austin Dirty Dawgs | 1995 | 8-9 | 600 | 4 |
140 | Mary | The Gladiators | 1997 | 8-9 | 617 | 8 |
141 | Keith | Bastrop Barking Spiders | 1999 | 7-10 | 689 | 9 |
142 | Bobby | SlumpBusters | 2006 | 5-12 | 735 | 11 |
143 | Emmitt | Ugh! All in yo face! | 2004 | 3-12-2 | 775 | 12 |
144 | Danny | Los Vatos Locos-2007 | 2007 | 6-11 | 716 | 10 |
144 | Darrell | Texas Chainsaw Massacre | 2000 | 6-11 | 698 | 8 |
146 | Mark | Sidelined Superstars-2007 | 2007 | 6-11 | 694 | 7 |
147 | Darrell | Beer Belly Bullies | 2005 | 3-13-1 | 732 | 12 |
148 | Gary | The KooNooMooNoos | 2004 | 4-13 | 786 | 10 |
149 | Matthew | Dessau Destroyers | 2001 | 5-12 | 652 | 11 |
150 | Bobby | The Bus Drivers-2007 | 2007 | 6-11 | 714 | 11 |
151 | Mike | Burnet Road Boogie Men | 1998 | 5-12 | 671 | 10 |
152 | Beaman | Crew of the Enterprise | 1996 | 6-11 | 602 | 9 |
153 | Arnold | Blazing Borrachos | 1997 | 6-11 | 650 | 12 |
154 | Daniel | Kansas City Killer Kaisers | 1994 | 6-11 | 574 | 9 |
155 | Rob | L.A. Water Moccasins | 1997 | 7-9-1 | 610 | 10 |
156 | Danny | Texas Stampede | 2001 | 6-11 | 657 | 10 |
157 | Rob | Texas White Trash | 1998 | 6-9-2 | 666 | 11 |
158 | Mark | Las Vegas Longshots | 2003 | 5-10-1 | 699 | 10 |
159 | Brian | Yellow-Haired NutCrushers | 2003 | 2-13-2 | 735 | 12 |
160 | Jessie | B-Town Wolff-Pac | 1999 | 6-11 | 649 | 10 |
161 | Danny | The Prostrators | 2005 | 6-11 | 664 | 10 |
162 | Mark | Houston Hog Callers | 1994 | 7-9-1 | 460 | 7 |
163 | Rob | Lake Austin Water Moccasins | 1996 | 6-11 | 560 | 11 |
164 | Mark | Desperate to Win | 1999 | 3-13-1 | 650 | 11 |
165 | Martin | Green Bay Sackers | 1994 | 4-13 | 471 | 10 |
166 | Matthew | Morgan's Mayhem | 2000 | 3-13-1 | 644 | 12 |
167 | Steve | MooseTurd PieAthletes | 2006 | 4-13 | 632 | 12 |
168 | Martin | Los Vatos Locos | 1997 | 4-12-1 | 565 | 11 |
169 | Gary | Sukiyaki Sookooyahs | 1996 | 3-13-1 | 497 | 10 |
170 | Danny | The Twig and Berries | 2008 | 4-13 | 645 | 12 |
171 | Emmitt | Whitney Houston Crackheads | 2008 | 4-13 | 604 | 11 |
172 | Cory | Cleveland Cannibals | 1996 | 5-12 | 498 | 12 |
173 | Steve | Round Rock Paper Scissors | 1998 | 3-13-1 | 604 | 12 |
174 | Mark | Deep Threat | 2001 | 5-12 | 539 | 12 |
175 | Gary | Poke-a-Poke Pokemons | 1999 | 2-15 | 546 | 12 |
176 | Cory | Cincinnati Cannibals | 1995 | 4-12-1 | 494 | 10 |
AVERAGE RANK BY OWNER AND YEAR |
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Owner | Total |
Year | Total | |
Mike | 51.1 | 1994 | 113.7 | |
Darrell | 65.9 | 1995 | 91.2 | |
Arnold | 74.8 | 1996 | 103.2 | |
Steve | 76.3 | 1997 | 102.2 | |
Bobby | 76.5 | 1998 | 89.1 | |
Tim | 76.7 | 1999 | 86.3 | |
Neil | 79.3 | 2000 | 80.8 | |
Keith | 80.5 | 2001 | 92.4 | |
Jessie | 82.1 | 2002 | 77.7 | |
Gary | 82.1 | 2003 | 84.5 | |
Brian | 88.9 | 2004 | 74.3 | |
John | 90.0 | 2005 | 87.2 | |
Danny | 90.9 | 2006 | 83.8 | |
Mark | 111.7 | 2007 |
88.6 |
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Emmitt | 120.6 | 2008 | 77.1 | |
Mary | 120.7 | |||
Martin | 122.4 | |||
Beaman | 131.3 | |||
Matthew | 151.0 | |||
Daniel | 154.0 | |||
Cory | 157.7 | |||
Rob | 158.3 |