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[FORWARD] Chris Jericho is back from his surgery and this could be a very big match to jump straight into for Jericho. He will go one on one with Rob Van Dam for the X-Championship. Rob Van Dam is still undefeated and looks to be on a high [pun intended] Can Chris Jericho knock him off his high horse or will Rob Van Dam become the NEW X-Champion. ' 5…4…3…2…1! BOOM! Chris Jericho’s music goes off and outs comes the X-Champion, he gets in the ring and does his taunt and grabs a microphone. " 
Chris Jericho ' KING OF THE WORLD ' " Ladies and Assclowns, everybody’s favourite WME superstar has finally made his return to the ring and isn’t it great that even people like you assclowns here in Philadelphia get to see such a magnificent and talented athlete like me? Now to cut all the cccc-rap I am sick and dam tired of seeing Rob Van Dam walk around saying the same old song and dance that everybody has been saying. “Chris I’m going to take your title” Hate to break it to you jerky but you don’t stand a chance against the king of the world! Roberto listen to me for a minute here, do you honestly think that people care about you? Do you think that they care if you jump off the little top rope with your three star frog splash? You don’t here me walking around saying that everything I do is five star and everybody knows that I am the pinnacle of this business and everything I do is five star. /I>" ' Jericho walks around with a smug look on his face like only Chris Jericho can, he seems completely arrogant to the fact that Rob Van Dam is still undefeated here on OVERLOAD. " Chris Jericho ' KING OF THE WORLD ' " See jackass you can say that you are undefeated and that you are the best blah blah but you will never e-e-evveer beat Chris Jericho! This X-Championship is staying around MY goorregeous waist and no hippie and his blow hard trainer are going to take it away from me. So you won a battle royal to face me, hoo-ray! Let’s throw a celebration for YOU Rob Van Dam, lets have a party. Do you want a medal? A present? (Jericho holds the X-Championship to the camera) A title perhaps? Well that’s too bad junior because this is MY BELT! but since this is the holiday season and everyway is in the mood for giving even Chris Jericho is going to give YOU Rob Van Dam a little present, I am going to give you the Y-2-J ass beating of a lliiiifetime /I>" ' There seems to be a mixed re-action to Chris Jericho, some seem to like his humour and others seem to think that he is a cocky prick. " Chris Jericho ' KING OF THE WORLD ' " But tonight Roberto I am going to give you a little Christmas present,
wait do they celebrate Christmas in Detroit? Well I’m going to assume that they do and I am going to sing you the Why Too Jay version of Jingle Bells just for you RVD
(Jericho clears his throat)
Flying through the air like a assclown hooked on E ' Again mixed re-actions a few more cheers this time though because everybody loves a song. " Chris Jericho ' KING OF THE WORLD ' " Enough fun and games for one night, Rob Van Dam come this Sunday, your dreams aren’t going to be broken there going to be SHATTERED! "
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WME Achievements : X-Division Number One Contender [x1]; X-Division Champion [x1]; SLAM! Main Event [x1]; Roleplayer Of The Week [x1][25.10.04]; Top Ten[x1][4th] Stopped And Dropped By The Walls Of Jericho :
: Simon Diamond; The Rock; Billy Kidman; Paul London; Scott Steiner; William Regal; Matt Morgan; Kurt Angle; Matt Hardy; |