' B I G E V I L - R E D D E V I L '

Role-Play # : 02 || Record : 000 - 000 - 000 || Achievements : Signing with WME

Big Evil- Red Devil

Big Evil- Red Devil Roleplay

/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\Scene opens up at The Undertaker's ranch back in Tampa, Florida where he just arrived home from his quick little trip up to Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The scene opens up in the middle of a conversation involving The Undertaker and his wife Sara.

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- Are you serious?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yes I am serious!

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- There is no way you can be serious!

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yes I am serious! I swear to god I am really serious!

There is a brief silence.........then Sara begins laughing for about 10 seconds as The Undertaker stares at her menacily.

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- Hey Mark, I am sorry if I find Stu Hart stabbing you in the back with his erection funny okay? You are probably the only person alive who doesn't find that amusing at all. Come on Mark, if you were in someone else's shoes and you saw someone get stabbed in the back by a 90 year old man's erection, you would find it pretty funny. Come on Mark, loosen up!

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah, you are right, but I still think its the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. Honestly, that was disgusting, it's going to be almost as disgusting as what I am going to do to Bret Hart on SLAM! 

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- Wow, that's pretty damn disgusting then because I know how badly you are going to beat up Bret Hart on SLAM..... So, what time do you have to leave?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Pretty soon.

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- Well I am not going to see you until after SLAM right? After you get back victorious over Bret "The Hitman" Hart?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- You better believe I am coming home victorious! No way Bret Hart is going to beat me, on SLAM, he will be the one who get's excellently executed by The Red Devil.

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- You don't have to convince me, I am already convinced, I have seen you wrestle and I have seen him wrestle, there is a bigggggg difference between you.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- What's that?

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- You are good!

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- And..........

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- And......what?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- I don't have a father who pokes people in the back with his erection.

'Dead Man's Wife' Sara- Yeah I guess so.

Sara laughs. The Undertaker looks at his rolex strapped around his left wrist.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Oh.....I gotta go now, I am supposed to meet Jim Ross for an interview in a few hours and  I might miss my flight. I will see you in a few days.

The Undertaker gives Sara a passionate kiss before heading out the door/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\

/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\The next scene opens up with The Undertaker just arriving into the arena where SLAM will be held in a few days, there are no WME Superstars in the arena at the moment, but The Undertaker made this special trip to Columbus, Ohio to have a conversation with Good Ole J.R, Jim Ross. The Undertaker makes his way down one of the hallway's of the long arena hoping to spot Jim Ross. The Undertaker spots a security guard.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yo, have you seen Jim Ross around here lately?

'Security Guard' Mitchell' Sorry, I don't know that name, but if you give me a description of him, I might be able to tell you.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- He is about six foot......fat.......wears glasses and a stupid ridiculous cowboy hat, do you know him? 

'Security Guard' Mitchell' Yes sir, that man you described arrived to the arena about 10 minutes ago.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Where is he now because I gotta go do an interview with him about my match with Bret Hart on SLAM Monday Night?

'Security Guard' Mitchell' Ummm.........if I recall correctly, he went down that hallway.

Mitchell points down a hallway to the right of The Undertaker.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- If you have just pointed me in the wrong direction.........I am gonna come back here and kick your ass for wasting my time, I will kick your punk ass just as bad as I am going to do to Bret Hart in this very arena on SLAM, okay?

'Security Guard' Mitchell' Okay, I am pretty sure I pointed you into the right direction.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Good, you better be sure, because if you are wrong, I am going to come back here and I am going to hurt you, okay?

'Security Guard' Mitchell' Okay sir.

The Undertaker walks off into the direction where Mitchell pointed him. The Undertaker comes across a lady working on some ring attire backstage. 

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yo lady, have you seen Jim Ross around?

'Costume Designer' Linda' Excuse me.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- What? You don't understand English?......Where is Jim Ross? It's not that hard to understand.

'Costume Designer' Linda' He is in that room.

Points to a room down the hallway, two doors down on the ring.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- You better not be lieing.

'Costume Designer' Linda' I'm not

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- If you are, I will come back and kick your ass as well as Mitchell's.

'Costume Designer' Linda' Who is Mitchell?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- That's none of your god damn business.

The Undertaker walks off and turns into the door two down on the right, just like the lady pointed out, he steps into the room and see's Jim Ross.

'Good Ole' Jim Ross' Undertaker, how are you? Sit down right there and we will get started because I know you got other things to do today. 

The Undertaker sits down.

'Good Ole' Jim Ross' Well Taker, we will start this off with footage from the most recent SLAM, if you would look at the monitor.

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SLAM FOOTAGE!
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Slyvian Gernier slides into the ring and SMACK! takes a steel chair to the back of Taker sending him down. Rene Dupree follows into the ring, followed by Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart. The referee signals for the bell, as Taker is on all fours, and Gernier SMACKS the steel chair acrossed his back again. The Canadian Revolution then start to stomp on The Undertaker. Mike Kioda interrupts and tries to pry Neidhart away, but Neidhart hits him with a hard right, sending him down. Taker is starting to get up, as Grenier smacks that steel chair over his back a third time, taking him down once again. Grenier tosses the bent-up chair out of the ring as they continue to stomp on him.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Wait just a damn minute, this damn so-called Canadian Revolution is beating the hell out of The Undertaker, c'mon now this is a 4-on-1!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Well JR they said they were gunna hit America where it hurts, they're takin out the one and only American Badass..!

| :-: | Bret tells Neidhart something, as he climbs out of the ring. Neidhart graps The Fink and tosses him aside, as he graps the steel chair he was sitting on, and folds it up, rolling himself back into the ring. La Resistance are still stomping on Taker, as Bret starts barking out orders, and Neidhart lays the chair on the outside. Grenier and Dupree start to lift up Taker, as they hold him up-right and lift him into the air, DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE CHAIR! The crowd lets out a huge "OH!" as La Resistance hit the same move that took out Rhyno last week on SLAM! Bret then motions for a microphone, as La Resistance and Neidhart start stomping on Taker again. By this point, the ring is beginning to fill up with garbage as the fans are throwing everything and anything toward the ring. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Hitman' Bret Hart | :-: | Yeah America, take a goodlook at your so-called American Badass now! He ain't sucha badass anymore is he? This just goes to prove a point, that America is nothing but a waste of space! Your weak, your dirty, your vulnerable! And I'd have to say, the worst place in all of America, is right here in this garbage dump known as New York City! All of you bums should do yourself a favor, and get a friggin shower! But as for this piece of the crap, by that I mean both Taker and MSG..Heh, don't blame Canadian Revolution, don't blame Canada..Blame yourselves, blame your piece of crap country, and blame this idiot right here..

| :-: | The boo's are almost defeaning, as Bret drops the mic to the mat. He tells La Resistance something, as they start to lift up Taker, who can barely stand. La Resistance hold him by his arms, as Neidhart comes up behind and graps a handful of his hair. Bret then picks up the chair, and reels back before WHAM! Levels Taker with one of the most vicious chairshots to the head. He goes down hard, as Bret looks down at him and starts laughing to himself. He tosses the chair down, before spitting on Taker. Canadian Revolution's music hits as the maple leaf shows up on the SLAM-Tron. The cameras get one last look at Taker with his face covered in blood before SLAM! Goes to a commercial break. | :-: |

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END SLAM FOOTAGE!
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/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\The scene then goes back to The Undertaker and Jim Ross, The Undertaker becomes a little bit infuriated after watching that footage.

'Good Ole' Jim Ross' Well Undertaker, I know what you must be feeling right now.

The Undertaker cuts Jim Ross off.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- You don't know what I am feeling now J.R, you wouldn't have the slightest clue. I got jumped by four guys....FOUR GUYS.......each one of them knew that if they were to come at me one on one....or two on one.......then I would have had the upper hand, but I didn't Jim Ross........and I am not really pissed off with The Canadian Revolution, I am really disappointed......why do you ask? Because they go around claiming that they are here to prove that America is crap and all that.....but it takes FOUR foreigners to take down one American! How the hell does that prove that America sucks? It doesn't! It just proves that America stronger, but Bret Hart, you need to realize something, on SLAM, La Resistance and Jim Neidhart aren't going to be on your team......it is just going to be you and me Bret, one on one inside my yard and it's inside that yard where I will make your ass famous and let me tell you something Bret, that Canadian Pride and spirit is not going to help you one bit when you step your pink and black ass into the ring with me, you see Bret......before SLAM, you were just a kid playing in the water minding your own business and I was the great white shark minding his own business......but on SLAM Bret, when you interfered with my match with Test.....you opened up a cut on your body and the blood is pouring out into the water Bret and nothing gets the great white shark more pissed off and angry then the smell of blood. So basically Bret.....I will make it simpler for you since you are Canadian........On the last edition of SLAM, you dug your own grave and on this edition of SLAM, you will lie in it never to be awoken again and if your little punk ass friends wanna get some of their own, then they can, all they gotta do is step into the ring and I will kick their faces right off their heads because I am sick and tired of this Canadian bullshit, they need to wake up to themselves and realize that America is the greatest country in the world, and if they don't wake up to themselves and realize that fact.....then I will wake them up to the fact and then they will be prancing around in their pink tights carrying the American flag, not a flag with a stupid maple leaf on it and after SLAM, I am going to change Bret Hart's whole perception on America.

'Good Ole' Jim Ross' Well Undertaker, how do you plan on accomplishing that?

The Undertaker smiles at Jim Ross.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Well J.R, last time I checked, Bret Hart's perception on America and American's was something like that we are weak and unable to accomplish any spectacular feat, well on SLAM, I am going to accomplish a spectacular feat, and that is kicking the crap out of Bret Hart and then I will prove to 'The Hitman' that the American Bad Ass isn't weak, and either is America, and Bret, after you loss on SLAM, there is only going to be one thing to blame, and that's CANADA! /-/-\-\ /-/-\-\

/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\ The scene comes back a few minutes later after The Undertaker/ Jim Ross interview. The Undertaker is shown in a room on his cellular phone talking to an unknown person. The scene opens in the middle of The Undertaker's conversation with the unknown person.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah I know you hate Canadian's too........(Other person speaks)........Yeah, don't worry man, I will get more than just the one shot in for you on SLAM.....(Other person speaks)......Yeah, it was good to speak to you to (Other person speaks)  Yeah, see you later.

The Undertaker hangs up his cell phone and puts it onto the table in the room, suddenly there is a knock at the door and in walks "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Hey Scotty, once again man, thanks for getting me into WME.

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- Hey no problem man, I thought I was gonna be the only wrestler backstage here today but then I met up with J.R and his cowboy ass told me you were here as well.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- I guess you saw what happened to me on SLAM?

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- That Bret Hart thing?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah man.

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- I didn't see it, I heard about it, because you know if I saw it, I would of come down there and help you beat down those Canadian asses only like the Big Bad Booty Daddy can.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- You heard I got Bret Hart on SLAM this week?

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- Yeah I did, don't worry about it either man, Bret Hart is old and washed up, he needs three other guys to help him beat you up. No way in hell is that pink tights wearing punk gonna beat you on SLAM, he has got as much chance of beating you as Randy Orton has of beating me. (Laughs) And that basically means NO CHANCE IN HELL, Randy Orton got lucky at King Of The Ring, but on SLAM, pay back is gonna be a bitch! And man......I loved what you did at King Of The Ring! Double Chokeslamming those two, man they piss me off! I hope you do it again sometime soon, I think every single American hopes you do it again soon because those guys are starting to piss us all off with their anti-American attitude and Taker, next time you snap them flags......stick it up them where the sun don't shine! That will make every American proud.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- On SLAM this week, if they wanna stick their noses where they don't belong.......into my match with Bret specifically, then I will do exactly that and what I did to them at King Of The Ring......that is only a small portion of what I have got in store for Bret Hart on SLAM because........you see this scar Steiner.

The Undertaker points to his forehead where he has a light scare which is yet to heal.

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- Yeah I see it, pretty nasty too.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- That scar was the result of that four on one beating I got after my match with Test......and Steiner, man to man.......you gotta agree, nothing gets you pissed off more than the taste and the sight of your own blood.

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- Yeah, no doubting that man. If some punk busted me open like that, I would grab that son of a bitch and slap him into my Steiner Recliner until his freaking head pops right off of his shoulders like a barbie-doll!

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- I hope you do that to Orton on SLAM. 

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- Well that's good Taker, because I will. That little rookie thinks he is the future......how can you be the future, when you won't live to see it.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Good point. Well it seem's like we are both gonna walk out of SLAM victorious. 

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- Well I dunno about you (smiles)

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Good to hear. I gotta get out of this place. I will see you on SLAM

'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner- Peace Deadman.

The Undertaker picks up his phone from the table and heads out the door as the scene fades. /-/-\-\ /-/-\-\

/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\The next scene opens up in what seems to be some sort of funeral home. The Undertaker slowly walks into the room which is filled with coffins for sale and tombstones on sale as well, The Undertaker walks in past the coffins and tombstones and makes his way to the counter. He rings the bell and a moment later an old pallbearer steps out from the back.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' How can I help you?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah, I need a coffin and a tombstone made.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Sure, which coffin would you like?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Which is the cheapest?

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' That one in the corner

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Fine, I will take it.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' And for the tombstone. What date did they pass into God's eternal light above?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- What the hell have you been smoking? TALK ENGLISH!

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' What date did they die?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- July 13th 2003.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Okay....HOLD ON A SECOND! July the 13th hasn't been yet, that is in a few days?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Your point being?

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Well you can not buy a coffin and tombstone for someone who you are planning to murder! I should ring the police and have you arrested for conspiracy to commit murder!

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Dude, the guy is Canadian!

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Oh.....I will give you the tombstone and coffin for free then. Stupid Canadians.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah, I agree, this guy has gotten under my skin a lot recently, but I got some pay back on Sunday when I beat the crap out of his two little buddies. I grabbed that French Canadian punk by the throat, I tossed him high into the air and I dropped him right onto his back.....and then I did it to the other French Canadian Punk.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Good, even though they are French Canadians, I still hate them, any people with any Canadian in them are jackasses. I hate them, and I am supposed to love and cherish all of God's children. But F*&K Canadians.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah, I totally agree. You should come and watch WME SLAM then, because I have to take on Bret "The Hitman" Hart, one on one!

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Who is Bret "The Hitman" Hart?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Some Canadian

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' What an ass.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah he is. No question about that, he and three little mates jumped me from behind on the last edition of SLAM. And then at King Of The Ring, I got some well deserved pay back.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Good, I hope you beat the crap out of that Bret guy. He really sounds like an ass....but then again, it does take more than one Canadian to beat up one American.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah I know, that is exactly what I said earlier. There is no way I am going to lose to some Canadian punk!

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Good for you. Well where do you want the coffin and tombstone delivered?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- You know the arena just down the road?

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' In matter of fact I do.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- There.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' Okay sir. Would you want a couple more free coffins and tombstones just in case those other punk friends of his get involved?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah, sure thing man. But actually.......instead of coffins, I will just take some big cardboard boxes because there is no way Canadian's deserve more than that

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' I agree totally. Well the cardboard boxes will be delivered to the arena down the road on July 13th.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Thanks.

'Old Pallbearer' Charlie' No Problem/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\

/-/-\-\ /-/-\-\The next scene opens up in The Undertaker's hotel room that night, he is reading an advertisement in the local newspaper for the upcoming edition of SLAM!

'AD' Come and see all your favourite WME Superstars on July 13 for SLAM, great seats still available for this event, and in the main event Mark Jindrak will be taking on Rhyno......also Bret "The Hitman" Hart will be fighting for Canadian Pride, it will be a great night, so bring the family for some quality entertainment...

The ad stops and The Undertaker closes his eyes but it's obvious he is getting pissed off........a few seconds later he snaps and boots the television as it falls off the stand and breaks on the hotel room floor, he then walks up to the bed and pushes it across the room into the wall.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- [Pissed Off] Why the f*** is Bret Hart mentioned in the god damn add and not me! Why didn't the ad mention the man who is going to kick the shit out of Bret Hart at that event.......The Undertaker.....

There is a knock at the door and The Undertaker walks over to the door and quickly opens the door open and looks at the small man who knocked on the door.

'Small Man' Ummmmmm........I heard a ummmmm noise.......from this hotel room......and I just wanted to ummmmm see if everything was alright.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- [Cocky] Well even if everything wasn't alright, what the hell would you do about it?

'Small Man' Ahhh nothing sir.......hold on, aren't you The Undertaker from the WME?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah......what's it to you?

'Small Man' Cool, I got tickets to SLAM for July 13, that's why I'm in Columbus, but I am Candian, just like Bret, aren't you taking on Bret Hart on SLAM?

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Yeah.....not only do I take on Bret Hart, I am going to kick the living crap out of him.

'Small Man' No offence dude, but Austin is like the man in the WME and I am a huge fan of his, he is the only reason I watch the WME and of course, the Canadian Revolution, I am Canadian as well and I love what they did to you on the last edition of SLAM [laughs] I think it's you who is going to get the crap kicked out of him.....once again! [laughs]

The Undertaker grabs the man by the throat and picks him up, he drives him back into the wall and holds him up to his eye-level, The Undertaker's eye's grow more sadistic as he looks deep into the eye's of the small man

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Maybe I should.......what does Austin call it.......stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry, maybe I should do that to you for not showing me my proper respect when I deserve it more than that son of a bitch Bret "The Hitman" Hart, the man who comes to the ring wearing pink tights, I think Bret is trying to actually express his sexuality wearing them tights....anyway........you said you were a big Bret Hart and The Canadian Revolution fan didn't you?

The man just looks on in fright.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- DIDNT YOU!

'Small Man' Ahhhh........yes....sir....

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- Well if I were you, I wouldn't go to SLAM tomorrow night because the man you admire......is going to be in a lot of pain, and I know I wouldn't like see someone I admire in a lot of pain.........where are you sitting at SLAM?

'Small Man' Second row sir.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- On second thought........you should go, because you are going to get some of Bret Hart's blood on you, because the beating I give him on SLAM is going to be so severe........that.......well if his blood goes at least two rows back, its one hell of an ass kicking isn't it?

'Small Man' Yes sir.

The Undertaker drops the small man from his choke hold, the small man quickly runs off as The Undertaker looks at him and smiles.

'Big Evil' The Undertaker- I think that son of a bitch wishes he knocked on someone else's door.

The scene fades with The Undertaker laughing