1. You cut out pictures of Sea Doos and tape them on your furniture just like Chad.

2. You like your braces now cuz Doug has them!

3. You try to stick $5 up your butt so you can do something Chad did.

4. You get a job at Blockbuster cuz Jerry goes for chics that work at video rental stores.

5. You research and prepare a report about QT's disease.

6. You honestly believe that the Winnebego you passed on the freeway was 2GE+HER's tour bus.

7. You buy a Winnebego just like the one in the movie.

8. You own 5 Sony Minidisc recorder/players.

9. You believe Woah is real and spend your spare time making "Woah SUX" websites.

10. Your new favorite color is blue.

11. You bought a freight of jawbreakers just in case Mickey stops by.

12. You make your own American flag jumpsuit.

13. Not only have you memorized all the lyrics to all their songs but you have prepared dance routines for your weekly show at the karaoke bar you now go to.

14. You're on a mission to find that wicked comb Jerry has.

15. You speak in 3rd person like Mickey.

16. You're now taking a Calculus class instead of Ceramics.

17. You're putting together your own boy band so they can open for 2GE+HER.

18. You think 2GE+HER is a real musical group.

19. You're practicing laser noises to show Chad.

20. You visit gas stations late at night and wait for the guys to stop by.

21. You're practicing your spelling in hopes that 2GE+HER will perform at your school's spelling bee.

22. 'N Sync, BSB? Who are they?

23. You airbrushed a picture of the band on your car.

24. You bought a Matchbox 20 CD.

25. You love your brother, you always love your brother...well almost always.

26. You eat taffy, pan pizza and jawbreakers 24/7.

27. This weekend you're stealing your parents’ car and driving to Jacksonville, FL.

28. You've declared the bathtub your bed.

29. You watch Star Wars in your free time.

30. You hang out at skate parks like Mickey.

31. You only dream at night about what you would have done if you were in the audience at the NY Mr. Teen pageant.

32. You live at a Karaoke bar waiting for your big break.

33. You make your boyfriend dress like Mickey, talk like Mickey, and act like Mickey. In your eyes he will now be Mickey.

34. You bought 2 yellow Sea Doos-- one for you and one for Chad.

35. You dream of only 2GE+HER.

36. You have covered every inch of anything you could find w/2gether pics.

37. You taped and watched the movie...you watch it every morning and before you go to bed.

38. You eat rolos 24/7

39. You start wearing turtle-necks because Jerry wears them.

40. You start kissing your hand like QT.

41. Your fave movie is Rudolph and Frosty Christmas in July, cause that’s Chad’s fave movie.

42 You search for a baby blue jersey that has the number 05 on it.

43. You start a band called PEGASUS and sing everything in acappula.

44. You try and find a cool fat guy suit you can rip out of.

45. You give your math teacher a postcard of Doug.

46.You make a perfume and legally claim its called Yo Girl.

47. You start making collages for your boyfriend.

48. You wear Levis everyday hoping Chad will show up at your front door singing 'say goodbye to those levis, say hello to my sweet thighs"

49. Your boyfriend breaks up with you and you start singing “before we say goodbye".

50. You sign your last name 'Linus', McKnight, Parke, O’ Keefe.

51. In honor of Chad, you make up a group called "5gether".

52. You hang up a poster of QT and make out with his hand.

52. You went to toys r us and bought toy lasers.

53. You start eating hamburgers 24/7 with ketchup, but you go easy on the cheese.

54. You raise your hand in math class and start singing "U+Me=Us".

55. Everyday you claim that your are losing your hair.

56. You start dreaming of an overweight lady.

57. You get all excited when you see the movie even though you record it and watch it everyday .

58. You go out and bye the exact sunglasses, necklaces, power bracelets, pants, shirt, and shoes as Noah.

59. You start singing "Calculus" in the middle of math class and get your math teacher singing with you because of how many times she's heard you sing it.

60. You respond to every question with a line from the movie. For example: "Do you wanna come over this weekend?"------" No, cause Mickey Parkes got one hoe and one hoe only, and that's Mickey Parke, foo!"

61. You write an essay in school every chance you get about how Chad is the best member of 2Gether and should be with you.

62. You ride your bike to a local McDonald's drive thru and order a burger w/ medium fries (no onions on the burger)

63. You have their pictures all over your lockers and pray every night that they will become a real band.

64. You send them countless emails and send all your spare money to people who say they will send you their autograph.