"Mickey Parke got one ho, and one ho only, and thats Mickey Parke fool” ~Mickey

"Uh uh, Mickey P don’t dress like no star spangled Elvis!"~ Mickey

"Uh uh, you bes' back up bitch! Robin's egg blue, yo that's my favorite color!"~ Mickey

"Don’t make me get off this bike. I said don’t make me get off this bike! Alright,that’s it, I’m getting off the bike!"~ Mickey

"All I gots to say is that Mickey P's gonna dos what Mickey P's gotsta dos. But you saw that, heh, I put him right in the smack down hotel, didn't I?"~ Mickey

"HEY! You're no gangster! You Mr.2% milk, Mr. Khaki pants, Mr. Touched by an angel! get outta my face!!"~Mickey

Did I ASK for an apple pie?? NO!!"~Mickey

"If theres going to be 5 guys.... It should be 5gether!!. . . . . I don't know about you guys but I'm calling myself something different."~ Chad

"Everyone is talking about Q.T's problems, but I was trapped in that fat suit literally suffocating to death, and then after I fell off the stage I was still trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible!"~ Chad

"I don't think it was right for Jerry to joke about the Darth Vader costumes. It's offensive to the families of all the people who have been killed by Darth Vader. People who's human rights have been violated for so many years...that's all."~Chad

"I like the yellow one"~ Chad

"These things go in water?!?!?!"~ Chad

"I love him always, I love him like a brother."~ Chad

"Do we lip sync?"~ Chad

"I should dress like R2D2 and Doug could be Jabba the Hut. Hehe. Jerry could dress like Princess Leia"~ Chad

"I have this dream that I don't tell many people about, and that's to own a Sea-Doo, and I'm gonna get one too cuz I plan on making a butt-load of money with this...$1,000. I base it on the fact that one time, I fit $5 up my butt, and not to brag or nothing, but I think that I could fit way more up there...way more...easy!"~Chad

"Let's call ourselves Matchbox 20...Matchbox 30...Driving!!...Driving 30!!"~Chad

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm calling myself something different!"~Chad

"I think Jermaine was way more important to the Jackson 5 than Michael... Who invented the moonwalk...Jermaine! Who sang Thriller...Jermaine! Who even married Lisa Marie Prestley...It was Jermaine!"

"Guys, am I losing my hair???"~Chad

"Oh, your the best looking member of 2gether!!"~ Q.T.

"Too many girls...So little time.."~Q.T.

"Wet T-shirt?? Cool!"~Q.T.

"Helloooooo naked girls!"~Q.T.

"Being locked up in that room was totally awesome. Except I wish there were girls in there, and there weren’t enough sleeping bags. So a girl..and I...would have to share one."~Q.T.

"I was in a heavy metal band, we called ourselves Pegasus, but we couldn’t afford any instruments, so we had to sing acapella."~ Doug

"Stupid stupid stupid ..I can't be perfect everytime out! I'm not Ozzy Osbourne!!"~ Doug

"PEGASUS!"~Doug

"I don't floss 'em. I pick 'em. There's a difference."~Doug

"Chad doesn't go anywhere without me. He's kinda like a puppy."~Doug

"A buttload? What’s a buttload?"~Doug

"I heart you"~ Jerry

"Yeah. Guys are creeps."~Jerry

"Down here is a cheeseburger and another cut out that says mmm...Erin likes hamburgers..."~Jerry

"Show me how tough you are."~Jerry