When I was about 7 I was flying on the Malaysian Airlines plane back to Penang. At this point of my life I must have been a bit slow in the head. To endure a flight of duration of 7 hours without going to the toilet can be tortorous. So I made my way up to the back of the plane in search of the toilet.
Once I had finished, I washed my hands and attempted to get out. I reached for the door handle and tried to turn it but the door wouldn't open. This seemed strange to me and I began to panic. What if the plane crashed and they found me in the toilet? My coffin would be a toilet! Tenacious to get out I started kicking the door and yelling for help. Sweat poured down my forhead as I struggled to avoid spending the next 5 hours in the toilet of the plane.
I heard voices coming to my aid. "Calm down, just push the lock handle" So I reached up for it and pushed it. But it didn't work! "Help!" I cried. Suddenly the door opened and everyones eyes were staring at me.(Bastards)
After that traumatic experience I've leaned to unlock the plane toilet door. Now I am running an unlocking of toilet doors program to kids 10 years and younger so they can avoid being locked in the toilet.
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