-Forward- About six years ago he passed the mark for 20,000 women he’s slept with. Nowadays he’s just signed with World Incorporated Wrestling and is keen on making a huge impact. He’s done it at the Global WRESTLING Federation and this time around isn’t going to be any different. Scott Steiner is a man seeking a new challenge; World Incorporated wrestling answered he’s call.
Scene 1
We open up our scene backstage where we find “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner working out in his locker room. He is on the ground doing sit-ups and every now and then a drop of sweat will hit the floor. Scott Steiner doesn’t give up and continues to count and mutter under he’s breathe. As he’s just about to reach two hundred he let’s out one last burst of energy before dropping to the ground and rolling over. Scott Steiner breathes heavily as he slides his hands under his head and relaxes. Closing his eyes he enjoys the moment until a soft thud is felt against his shoe. Scott Steiner opens his eyes and notices Michael Cole standing over him with a microphone in hand. Michael Cole has his hair spiked up and is looking like a complete dork.
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: What the fuck are you doing here? Who said you could come into my locker room?
Michael Cole is a little taken aback and unsure of what to say. Scott Steiner rolls back over and gets up from the ground. As he stands he looms straight over the interviewee.
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Are you going to say something or you going to stand there like a little bitch?
“Interviewee” Michael Cole: I didn’t mean to intrude Scott Steiner I was just hoping to get a quick interviewee seeing as you’re the latest recruit to World Incorporated Wrestling.
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: You’re going to interview me?
Scott Steiner has a disappointed look over his face
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Damn that Shane McMahon; I told him specifically it’s gotta be a freak or else I ain’t doing crap!
“Interviewee” Michael Cole: I can be a freak if you like!
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: That’s just wrong, sick and downright disgusting. You ain’t a freak you’re a punk! I don’t like the look of you and I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here with your redneck ass and conduct a fucking interview. So I suggest you go tell Shane McMahon if World Incorporated Wrestling wants to interview this “genetic freak”, then they’re going to have to do a whole lot better then you bitch!
Wasting no more time we see Scott Steiner boot Michael Cole straight in the midsection. Michael Cole stumbles backwards holding his stomach in pain and shock. Scott Steiner spits on the ground and points for him to leave. The crowd inside the arena watching can be heard letting out a huge boo as we fade out to black and cut to a commercial break. As we return we open up back inside the locker room of Scott Steiner. This time around he’s standing side by side with Terri Runnels. Terri is wearing a white shirt with WIW printed on the front. Scott Steiner is glancing down at her breasts and grinning in excitement. Terri Runnels on the other hand is feeling a little uncomfortable but she does what she does best; her job.
Terri Runnels: At the request of the people out there I’m standing beside the latest recruit to World Incorporated Wrestling Scott Steiner. Scott it’s been awhile since we’ve seen you involved in the wrestling world but it’s great to have you back.
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: That’s right baby, after high demand this genetic freak is back; but how about you quit chatting and come give the big bad booty daddy a little romancing. I’m yet to taste the cherry of WIW and boy you’re looking great.
Terri Runnels: That’s kinda gross but I guess I’ll take it as a compliment.
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Take it how you want it Terri but at the end of the day I’ve beaten Wilt Chamberlain’s record and I guarantee you there is no women out there that didn’t walk away unsatisfied. I’m a real superman when it comes to the ladies.
Terri Runnels is seen rolling her eyes in disgust as she’s heard it all before.
Terri Runnels: That’s great Scott but how about we get back to your wrestling career? Before you signed with World Incorporated Wrestling what were you doing?
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Doing what I do best and that’s providing the big dipper makes the world reach nirvana! Apart from that I’ve been getting back into shape... as you can see it’s not hard to tell.
Scott Steiner flexes his right muscle and kisses the peak with arrogance
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: These right here are the largest arms in the world and there ain’t anything that’s going to stop me. So once you’re done with this interview, if you ain’t in my bed then why don’t you go do something useful and tell our current champion John Cena that he’s nothing but a redneck piece of trash.
Terri Runnels: You’ve only been here a week and already you’re calling out our champion?
Scott Steiner is seen scoffing in disgust.
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: There is only one champion and John Cena ain’t one of them. People that follow or respect that punk need to open there eyes and realize that he’s nothing but a washed up has been. So he’s achieved a record that’s unheard of; big fucking deal. That doesn’t mean shit because when he’s up against this genetic freak I’ll prove to the world that he’s nowhere in my league. As far as I’m concerned I’ll always be one step ahead of John Cena.
Scott Steiner is pretty sure of himself as Terri Runnels flicks her hair back and continues conducting the interview.
Terri Runnels: On a serious note you’re set to debut this upcoming Overload against more then one opponent, those being Batista, Billy Gunn, Petey Williams and last but not least Scott Norton. That’s a lot to handle in a debut match; do you think you’re up for it?
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Baby I am up for anything and hearing those names meh I’m not even going to break out into a sweat. They’re either has-beens or punks with no fucking idea whatsoever. I’m going to make sure I go into that ring and snap each and everyone of those redneck son of a bitches because that is what I do. Who’s going to stop this genetic freak; nobody baby!
Terri Runnels: There you have it guys coming straight from the big bad booty daddy himself Scott Steiner.
As the camera is just about to get cut off we hear Scott Steiner mutter something under he’s breathe
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: It’s about time we’re done baby.
Terri Runnels: You wish Scotty.
Terri Runnels is seen walking away as we fade out to black and end this segment. As we do so we cut to another commercial break.
Scene 2
“HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME” suddenly blasts throughout the arena as the “Superman” symbol is seen spinning around on the WIW-Tron. The crowd let out a mixed reaction as Scott Steiner appears from behind the curtain wearing a chain mail cowl and white sunglasses. In nothing but denim jeans and boots, Scott Steiner is seen making his way down the aisle shouting obscenity at the fans. He notices a banner which reads “Scott Steiner is MY bitch”. With a smirk across his face we see him waste no time in walking straight up to it and grabbing it from the fan. “You fucking wish... you red-neck”. Scott Steiner tears the banner into two halves before throwing it to the ground. This fires up the crowd a little more... but what does Steiner care, his the greatest thing in the world. As he reaches the wrestling ring we see him look over to Lillian Garcia and lick his lips, before climbing up the steel stairs and stepping into the middle of the ring. He walks straight over to her and asks for a microphone... as soon as she hands him one and turns around, he slaps her straight on the ass and laughs it up. Lillian doesn’t seem impressed one single bit, but what can she do except ignore it. As Lillian climbs out of the ring, Scott Steiner glares out to the thousands of people and sticks his finger straight up, right in there faces. This causes the crowd to jeer like crazy.
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Cut MY DAMN MUSIC!
His theme is instantly cut
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Bell Centre, MONTREAL... That’s right bitches! I gave you the fucking finger, because each and every single one of you deserves it. You all make me sick... The reason you boo me is simple. You hate me because I’m better, you can’t stand me because I’m sexier... You disgust me because I get more bitches then all you fat-assed punks do, put together. Face it, I’m fucking “untouchable” and nobody can stop me!
Scott Steiner looks down to his chest and admires it before raising the microphone below his lips again
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Now I’m not going to stand out here longer then what I really have to. I’m sure you all understand why, so I’m going to cut to the chase and make this real nice and sweet. Monday night; Overload the big bad booty daddy has been placed in a match against guys that are on the same level as John Cena. I’ve got Petey Williams who already has apparently backed out of the match. Batista, Billy Gunn and Scott Norton; you know what all these men have in common? It’s simple they’re nowhere near as good as me. If anyone of you redneck punks even doubt that the genetic freak will lose; then men all I say about this generation is true. None of you out there are fans of Scott Steiner; because the people that support me aren’t here tonight. They’re too busy walking down Wall Street in there trendy attire getting somewhere in life. Scott Steiner and he’s people are all about one thing and that’s going straight to the top of the mountain. It’s no different with what I’m going to do here. I bet you’re all asking why I keep bringing up John Cena but its real simple. John Cena is the engine of World Incorporated Wrestling; that and the bitch has the biggest fucking ego I’ve ever seen. So if I’m going to get respected in this place then its best I take out the big dog right now, instead of wasting my time with non-existent people like Batista, Scott Norton, and Petey Williams... you get the drift. John Cena I know you already doubt me bitch but I’m going to prove it you that us from the GWF are much more then you’ll ever be. You call me non existent? Well we’ll just have to see about that but till then I guess you’ll have to sit there waiting for the genetic freak to get he’s hands on you. And bitch IT’LL BE SOONER THEN YOU EXPECT!! SO THIS GOES TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE, “BIG POPPA PUMP” IS YOUR HOOK-UP!! HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!
Scott Steiner points the microphone out to the crowd as a few cheer. The sound of sirens blast throughout the arena once again, as Scott Steiner drops the microphone. He then drops down to his knees and flexes his muscles before kissing the peak of his right arm. Scott Steiner grins before getting up and sliding out of the wrestling ring. He makes his way up the aisle and disappears backstage as we cut to a commercial break.
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