Wokle is a noun, meaning a waste of space. Therefore, the Wokle Goddess is a waste of space, as is this page. But let's not go into that. I am the supreme high priestess. The Goddess spoke first to me, and I carried the word to my various underlings. By becoming part of my cult, you gain powers. Through genrous donations, you may also gain titles, such as Interpreter, priest, Archbishop (of your area), or Woodpecker. Powers include:
                   Raising the Dead
                   Inciting the Living
                   Large inflow of Cash
                   Ability to Silence Idiots
and much more.
                   My name is Anya, and the Goddess of Wokle has chosen to speak through me. I am the voice of the void. Listen to my words....
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