| Ahhh yes, the Rituals page. Welcome. Alright, my friends, here we go......... |
| #1: No animal sacrifice I know, I know. This one seems a bit harsh, but animals are more important than we are. They should, according to the Wokle goddess herself, be sacrificing us. So, if one day a cow or hedgehog approaches you with a large, sharp knife, submit docilly, because you are being given a great honor........ #2: No set doctrines As we are worshiping nothingness, I have been instructed to leave a person's interpretation to themselves. I protested, because most people (well, americans) are too dumb to think for themselves. I like those type of people. They are rich, and willing to part with large sums of money. But Wokle has spoken, and I must let you decide for yourselves. *Sigh* #3: There is no good or evil This one is kind of obvious. If you understand it, you just won a prize. If you don't, let me tell you. There is no good or evil because we worship nothingness. You get it? No? Staring dully at the screen? I give up. Look, just repeat to yourself...."I will send $1,000 in small, unmarked bills to P.O. Box 1213, LA, Ca. 291200......." Feel better? |