Askazombie & Bitch
Online Catalog Specials For Fall, 2001
The Super Special for this season's catalog:
Jeans for Men and Women
These denim jeans are durable and stylish.  Note the "wearing" on the thighs.  Companies like us like to use words like "stonewashed," "bleached," and "worn aged" to diguise the fact that we get those denim jeans from low-grade consignment warehouses.

$78.19
Men's Section
Polo Shirt

The classic preppy shirt.  Made from high quality Mexican cotton.  Made in Khazakstan.  Choose from red and blue or yellow and green.
$57.81
Rugby Shirt

We know most of our American customers have never participated in, seen, or know the basic rules to rugby.  Seemingly cool and unexpected fashions are always good bait for gullible consumers.
$64.38
Also, check out the CRICKET BLAZER (not shown).  Another foreign sport shirt for you, but for the guy who wants the "Davy Jones" look.
$92.45
Preppy Militia Camo Pants

Your favorite military fatigues are now in an overpriced clothing line.  Availible in green, navy, desert storm or SWAT team urban drug bust fatigues
$83.17
Preppy Militia Camo Polo (not shown).  Matching shirt with camo pants a must.  Your choice of mentioned camo pants patterns.
$61.07
Exclusive Askazombie & Bitch Boxers

Though underwear is the least likely of all garments to be seen (unless your one of those people who wears their pants falling off their ass) it is still IMPERITIVE that you buy this name brand product.
$36.15
Women's Section
Duplexity Shirt

A gentle mix of cotton, polyester, rayon, and some other fabrics you never even heard of!  Choose Red and Black, Purple and green, or white and offwhite.
$59.54
Basic T shirt

Note how we say "Basic," but the price tag is nothing of the sort.  Availible in black, peach, and red.

$63.68
Mini Shorts/skirt/whatever

One job of a clothing company is to ever perpetuate the idea that women are nothing more than sex objects.  This item clearly states that.  If you look closly, you'll discover the pant legs are actually shorter than the inseam.  Once again note the ridiculous price of a small piece of cloth.
$68.56
Khaki Pant

Another overpriced pair of pants.  Need we say more?
$84.93