Frequently Asked Questions
April 22, 2006
Posted below are some of the more common questions I receive from people about me and the site.  And, in case you're wondering, the questions and answers posted here are totally real and serious.
Questions and Answers

Q: How did you find all the links?

A: I get this question more often than any other.  There are two methods I use.  Both are really very easy, yet not very straight-forward.  The method I've used the most in the past was to use the search engine in the Yahoo Member Directory along with specially selected characters to look for members that might have good stuff in their photo albums.  Basically, it's a guessing game.  I try to guess the first 4 characters of a screen name that might belong to a person with pics in their albums.  The search engine pulls up a list of all the people with profiles that start with those 4 characters.  From there, I look through each person's album for pics and make a list of all the ones I find.  I then use the best of all those links to update the site.  Suffice it to say that it's a very time-consuming process, but it can also be very rewarding when I find a hidden stash.

More recently, I've started using the search engine in Yahoo 360.  I've found this method to be more efficient because of the way 360 works.  Essentially, I search the same way - using keywords instead of characters.  What makes 360 different, though, is that people can add friends to their 360 profiles, which makes it even easier to find good photo albums because friends tend to have similar interests.  The only complication is that 360 is designed to let people choose their level of anonymity.  Sometimes I'll find a 360 page that looks promising, but the owner has chosen settings that prevent me from learning their Yahoo ID, which prevents me from finding their photo album.  But even privacy settings have their limitations.

Q: When are you going to post pics of yourself?

A: I've never had any intention of doing so.  Though posting compromising pictures of myself might help alleviate my search for content, exhibitionism does not interest me.  Besides, I've got standards for what I post on this site, and you can trust me when I say I don't meet them.  However, my Yahoo Photo Album is accessible through the site, though there are no pictures of me in it.

Q: Why don't you post any gay porn?

A: The answer to this question is actually related to how I look for photo albums.  Since I'm straight, I prefer to look at/for pictures of women.  And, in my experience, the best way to find albums with pictures of women is to limit my searches to profiles and albums owned by females.

This probably sounds counter-intuitive to you, but it actually makes sense in practice.  You see, though men are probably more likely to have photo albums containing adult content, looking through profiles and albums belonging to men tends to expose me to a hell of a lot of cock pics.  Needless to say, as a heterosexual man, I gain no satisfaction gazing at other men's junk or at depictions of man-to-man love.  On the other hand, if I search for profiles and albums belonging to women, I'm far more likely to find pics of women, whether the owner is straight or otherwise.


Q: What about all the albums with cross-dresser, transsexual and herm pictures?  Why did you post that stuff if you don't like gay porn?

A: My reason for posting that stuff is a matter of principle, not hypocrisy.  I use the criteria listed on the Best Links page to determine what I post, and my personal preferences are only one of the criteria.  Regardless of whether or not I like what I see, it takes me time to find it, so posting it justifies my expense.  Furthermore, this site is meant to cater to people with varying preferences, so I occasionally post things that I don't like so long as I think someone else will.

Q: Is there an easier way to find what I like besides looking through each album?

A: Yes.  The easiest way is to send me an e-mail and tell me what you're looking for.  I keep a list of all the albums and a description of what is found at each link.  I used to put the descriptions on the site next to each link, but that turned out to be too impractical.  If you aren't satisfied with what you find by browsing through the links on your own, send me an e-mail with your preferences and I'll see if I can make a few recommendations.

Q: What happened to the Briefcase pages and links?

A: I removed the links to the Briefcase pages from the site.  The reason I did this is because Yahoo changed the way the Briefcases work.  Specifically, Yahoo removed the option of sharing Briefcase content with the public.  You can still go to another person's briefcase, but the folders will appear empty if you click on them.  Each individual owner can specify a select few people to view their briefcase folders, but it can no longer be done on a wide, public scale.  So, since essentially no one can view the content, there was no reason to keep the links posted.

Q: Would you like to cyber on webcam with me some time?

A: I'm not into cyber-sex.  And if I was, I wouldn't want to watch you stroke your cock.  However, if you have a nice pair of tits, I might reconsider.
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