2. Pronounced as one letter, But look and you'll see, That really I'm written with three. I'm read from both ends, The same either way. What am I?

3. How many words, of three letters or more, can you find by tracking from one letter to the next, going up, down, sideways or diagonally in order. You may not go through the same letter, in the same spot, more than once per word. no proper words or foreign words are allowed. There is at least one word that uses all 9 letters. There are at least 18 words

4. If the only frying pan in the house is large enough to cook two pancakes at a time and pancakes take one minute to brown one side, how can you make three pancakes in three minutes?

5. I am black and white, but not a zebra I can be flat as a paper, or sharp as a knife I flip open and closed, yet I am not a door I can be quiet as silence, and yet loud as an orchestra. I often appear in cartoons, killing a few What am I?

6. My first is in sugar, but not in tea My second in swim but not in sea My third is in apple and also pear My fourth is in ring and also hare My last in ten but not in herd My whole a very complimentary word. What am I?

7. Tana announced to her colleagues that she had created something that has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle. If they would stop by in the morning, she would share the formula for her creation with them. They did, and she did. What did she create?

8. A license plate consists of 5 digits and can be read upside-down as well. When read upside-down, the number is 78,633 greater than the original plate number. What is the number?

9. Fifteen Irishmen were invited to a meal at the castle in Edinburg. Before sitting down, each of the fifteen blokes shook hands with each of the other blokes.. How many handshakes occurred?

10. 80% of Kindergardeners can get the answer to this problem, but only 17% of College Seniors get it. What is Greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it you will die. What is it?

11. I can be cool, but I can't be cold, I can be sorry, but I can't be guilty, I can be spooked, but I can't be scared, I can be sweet, but I can't be friendly, I can be flammable, but I can't burn. What am I?

12. What two words, formed from different arrangements of the same six letters, can be used to complete the sentence below? "Judging from its climate records, Murmansk may be one of the ---- ---- in the world."

13. Bob was attempting to steal a chicken. When he first saw the bird, he was standing 250 yards due south of it. Both began running at the same time and ran with uniform speeds. The chicken ran due east. Instead of running northeast on a straight line, Bob ran so that at every instant he was running directly towards the chicken. Assuming that Bob ran 1 1/3 times faster than the chicken, how far did the chicken run before it was caught???

14. During a recent trip to the zoo I found an area which had both zebras and pelicans. I counted 43 heads and 120 feet, how many of each were there?

15. Add a single straight line to make this equation true - the equals sign remains untouched. What is represented by this BrainBat? 5 + 5 + 5 = 550

16. Divide the number of Ali Baba's thieves by the number of quintuplets, add the number of Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and subtract the number of days it took God to create the heavens and earth. What is the answer?

17. Four clowns were getting ready for the evening's performance. From the clothes trunk each clown had to get their socks and shoes. There was one pair of each shoes and socks in each colour. The red socks went with the blue shoes. Baba had yellow shoes but not yellow socks. The clown with green shoes did not have blue socks. Boba had neither red shoes nor red socks. Bilbo's shoes were the same colour as Babil's socks. The clown with red shoes had green socks. Can you tell who had which colour shoes and socks?

18. There are five acquaintances. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer and who got murdered?? 1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men. 2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city. 3. Jeff is a top-notch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer next week. 4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month. 5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago. 6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime. 7. Dan used to drink heavily. 8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together. 9. The murderer is Jack's brother; they grew up together in Seattle

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