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| Welcome to Keith Mart, your one stop shop for all your Horn~Ball needs....Please, 21 and over only (fake i.d.'s must look good!) |
| IN WADD WE TRUST |
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| HERES A LOOK AT SOME OF OUR SPECIAL ITEMS THIS WEEK |
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| I'm not just the Keith Mart president, I'm also a client... click the pics to enlarge (duh) |
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| KEITH-MART HAS THE 2003 RON JERAMY, PAKISTANI PORN STAR, SEAL OF APPROVAL.. |
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| "SEAL" OF APPROVAL..... "SEAL" GET IT. MAN, I'M FUNNY! |
| AND THE KRUSTY, "THIS DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH AWARD!" |
| "NOT YET" DELAY GEL FOR MEN Ever imagine, ever dream, ever fantisize about lasting a whole 3 minutes try "Not Yet", the dreamy delay gel for men!!! |
| "MR. PROLONG" Ok, don't freak out!! But theres an even better version of "NOT YET".. Ever wish and crazily pray for something to make you last 4 ENTIRE minutes!!? YES, WE SAID 4 WHOLE MINUTES!! THATS 1/4TH LONGER!! TRY "MR. PROLONG!!".. |
| "KEITH-DOMS" RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE... MISSING THE TOP HALF, FOR MY PLEASURE!!!! (HARDEE~HARHAR!) |
| "ANAL INVADER" FROM THE FINE MAKERS OF BODY CAVITY BLASTER, REAR RUPTURER AND BACK DOOR DEVOURER..(MAN, THOSE ARE HARD TO SAY, LETS JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!) |
| "KEITH, THE HUMAN VIBRATOR" PLEASE HANDLE THIS ONE WITH CARE, I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANY TEETH OR CHINFUZZ UPON ENTRY, DARNIT!!!! |
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| 2 finger tweakin rating.. |
| 3 finger tweakin rating.. |
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| SPECIAL THANKS TO THE |
| FIRST 100 CALLERS RECEIVE A FREE COPY OF; |
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| THE PLACE WHERE U AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN LEARN TO BE COOL LIKE ME |
| "WHERE THE BOY'S ARENT, EXCEPT ME, VOLUME 10, THE PERV BEHIND THE COUCH!!" |
| HURRY,ACT NOW!!; |
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| CLICK HERE FOR Sofa Kings' |
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| and click here when u've seen everything else |