And I know everyone is breathless with anticipation,
So read on.
Who am I?
No I mean who am I, does anyone know. Please tell me.
Never mind.
OK. I remember now.
I'm 33, male and divorced (Here's a picture of my ex-wife)
She's still beautiful, but she's always bitching about something.
I grew up in a small town in a huge beautiful house.
My mother and father where great parents. But believed in old fashioned discipline.
I use to do all the things other boys my age did But no real harm came from any of it. We didn't need that gas station anyway.
Well to make a long story short. I went to college.
One of the best and most respected colleges around
Then I got married (picture of my beautiful wife is above)
Then divorced. And the damn judge gave her everything.
Then I suffered a nervous breakdown and ended up in Bedlam Asylum.
Now I am here, though I'm not sure where here is.
It's dark and the clown won't shut up.
Damn, he's worse then my ex-wife.
Well that's all. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just your average, sane man trying to make it in this world.
Have a nice day.
gave her everything.
