Subject: Dana Scully
Author: Sawa
There once was a red-haired pathologist
By nature, not an apologist
Who said, "I've been stalked,
Kidnapped, lied to and mocked,
But at least I'm not a proctologist."
Subject: ajf
Author: Molokov
An old-feeling youth named ajf
had nothing that rhymed with his name
This screwed up the poem
So there was nothing that Mol
could do to make it scan well at all
Subject: ajf, mostly
Author: lou
There once was a laddie named Adam
Who'd disdain for hugging surely saddened
that chickie called Lou
whos hugs surely do
make the receptor get happy and gladden
Subject: jj
Author: Molokov
There was a young lass named jj
Who had a really shit dayday
Her day it sucked
So she said "Get F---ed
"I'm going out to playplay"
Subject: lou
Author: Molokov
A lovely young lady named lou
Had nought idea what to do
the idea of speedos
she didn't needo
so she joined the no speedo crew
Subject: lou
Author: ajf
While Lou was eating an orange...
d'oh!
Subject: Ngaire Mayo
Author: Molokov
There was a young lass named Ngaire
Who had hair that could be red and Fgaire
Or blonde, or even black
She's got back-to-back
Dyeing appointments in her dgaire
Subject: Rob Whyte
Author: Molokov
There once was a man named Rob
Who continually tried to fob
off a palm pilot
to whoever would buy-l-it
He'd convince them it was a decent job
Subject: Danny Sag
Author: RobWhyte
There once was a fellow name Dan
Of whom I am not such a fan
since he started to diss
the Palm Pilot, and this
made me feel quite annoyed, my good man.
Title: A Trivial Limerick
Author: Christopher "chevron" Stuart
To prevent a timing disaster,
Chev asked quiz questions faster,
The librarian - Chris-Ook,
Well, she re-wrote the book,
And was delared the trivia master.