Save the whales collect the whole set

a day with out sunshine is like, night

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

I feel like im diagnoly parked in a parralell universe

You have the right to Remain silent everything you say will be misquoted then used against you

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

HONK! if you love peace and quiet

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains

Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Depression is merely anger without entusiasm



The early bird may get the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy her friends


the only substitute for good manners are fast reflexes

If at first you dont succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried

For every action there is an equal and opisite critisism

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with

                                                                  
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