| Save the whales collect the whole set a day with out sunshine is like, night 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name I feel like im diagnoly parked in a parralell universe You have the right to Remain silent everything you say will be misquoted then used against you I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges HONK! if you love peace and quiet Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool He who laughs last thinks slowest Depression is merely anger without entusiasm The early bird may get the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese I intend to live forever, so far so good If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy her friends the only substitute for good manners are fast reflexes If at first you dont succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried For every action there is an equal and opisite critisism Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with MAIN PAGE |
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