| Life's Many Important Questions |
| How do you catch a Unique Rabbit??? Unique up on it What path do crazy people take in the forest??? The Psyco Path What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work??? A Stick What do you call cheese that ain't yours??? Nacho Cheese What was the Name of Mr. & Mrs. Claus' child??? Subordinate Claus What do you get from a pampered Cow??? Spoiled Milk What do you get when you cross a Vampire with Frosty the Snow man???? FrostBite What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches??? A Nervous Wreck Where do you find a dog with no legs??? Right where you left him Why do Gorrillas have big nostrils??? Cause they Have big fingers Why Don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the dog Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver??? A bad golfer goes Whack DANG!!! And a Bad skydiver goes DANG!!! Whack How are a Texas tornado and a Tennesee divorce the same??? Either way some ones going to loose a trailer |