Bait three - Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu vs Father Agnus McDolphin

Please Sir, I 'll beg you to search me well if I lie to you, prove me beyound every doubt if I belong to cheating linage.

I would want you to after all try to visit the fellowship. I therefore, enclose, my coriculum vitae, pictures of activities- personal picturs.

1. The personal pictures onthe day of ordination certificate

2. Members of the local congregation with a team of missionary pastors.

3. The main ordination certificate.

4. The testimonial certificate, indicating the award of my Diploma in leasdership course. (L.D.C) with the Word of faith Bible Institute Lagos.

5. My Corricolume Vitae

If you therefore want more proves, I can as well send them to the glory of God. I don't lie, because I am not of the devil, I speak and preach the truth, I am of the light, for Christ is the light of the world. I have scanned my personal picture and the members of the local congregation to you.

Expecting to receive from the Committee a favourable reply.

Please extend my warm greetings to Mr. Impregna and sister Mary with you father Agnus

Thanks,

Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu.

So, what can Father Agnus do than to reply? And since he is late, he has the perfect excuse - his 'puter has been sick....

Dear Brother in Christ

I am sorry for not having be able to send this before, but there was some trouble with the computers at the church office. Apparantly Mary had downloaded a virus or something, I'm not sure how a computer can get sick, but thats what the repairman said.

I thank you for your pictures and scans of your diploma, I will show them to the finacial comity on tuesday, as they have their weekly meating then. In order to prepare for any question they might have, please let me know how you would prefer to have the money sendt to you. Usually, with our european benefactors, we send a representative to hand over the money in person, but Mary has forbidden me to travel to africa at this time of the year.

Walk forever on the wide path
Father Agnus

What do you know.. more pictures, and even some homour... unless my mugu really don't understand what a computervirus is.

Note: forwarded message attached.

Dear Father Agnus,

May the grace and peace of Jesus Christ be multiply to you in Jesus name Amen.

I was happy to receive your replied letter The Ministry send you greetings in your efforts to us yet not seen us but believe in faith in Christ, we are greatful, continue in your good work God will sustain you and the committee and enlarged your coast.

Nothing you sent to us for help of this Ministry that will be in vain be it big or small.

This is the information you needed for the sending the money.

Go to any bank that operates Western Union Money Transfer:

This is the method "(a) International Passport or National driving Licence:

I in particular don't have any of them but my assistant pastor have his motor licence, that is why I took a picture with him which I scan to you. Please use his name two of us will go to the bank for collection of the money.

NAME: CHIDI .D. ONYEORIRI
BANK: NO 17 STANDARD TRUST BANK LIMITED
BRANCH: BALOGUN BRANCH
STATE: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

After payment was made send the slip paper by the E-mail, for proper identification in collection.

My assistant Pastor his picture together with me I am sending to you, which you are going to use his name to send the money through Western Union Money Transfer.

Please send me the question text, the secret code, the name of your country with the code and the proper name of teh person sending it.

Remain bless.
Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu

NB: Please tell sister Mary to buy enough medicine by the side of her computer, when he get sick.

attached to this mail was a forwarded message containing this picture.

Nothing is done fast, espesially not when you got a ministry to run. Still, Agnus comes up with the goods.

Be Blessed my Brother in Christ

My appologies for not beeing able to send you this sooner, but to aid one of the single mothers who live in the Single Motehrs Home we run behind the church I have kept busy. She was rapidly leaving the true path towards the One True God, so I was forced to perform noit just the Holy cermony of Felatio with her several times each day lately, but also let the Spear of the One True Lord penetrate her sinfull flesh thrice a day, gracefully assisteb by Sister Mary. She (Sister Mary) has a way to handle the Spear that makes even the most wicked sinners see the light. Luckily, we have turned the poor woman away from her path and back towards the Light.

Mr Impregna, the chairman of the finacial comity, traveled to Glascow yesterday to facilitate the transfear of the funds. He tells me that WU cautioned him about sending money to Nigeria for some reason, and they didn't allow him to send the full amount (10.000 £) unless it was done in a secure manner. They said, Mr Impregna tells me, that since a paper recipt can easily be altered to show false information, they would only allow us to transfear the money digitaly. TO facilitate this, they gave us a disc with a program on.

As far as I can make out from the manual, you will have to run the attached software and fill out the _very_same_ information that you gave us. The program will then contact the computers at WU over a secure link and will then provide you with the controll number. Apparantly, you must then bring this controllnumber and valid ID to the WU office to collect your money. According to the manual, no security question is needed since the number is transfeared in a secure manner.

Walk forever blessed on the wide, clear path
Father Agnus

To my shock (not) they have trouble getting the EasyTransfer to work...

Dear Father Agnus,

Greetings and peace of Christ be with you all Amen.

Your last e-mail was received with the contents understood. There is a problem somewhere and it has to do with the attached software documents, which you ask me to download and fill the questionire; I’ve tried about four business centers and the operators complained about a mistake made somewhere while sending it. Please I am asking if you should address it well. Then direct on how to open and download it without problem.

The congregation is having a 21 days praying and fasting for your Ministry and the programme for this year. When the money is sent we suppose to kick off with our local missionary visitation in the South East. I pray that the money will reach us in time to carry out our programmes.

Please Sir, whatever be the reason for the Mr Impregna statement, may be he fears Nigerian people, I believe that God is in Nigeria, anointing is in Nigeria, dedicated Christians ready for reaching to the poor through the gospel. Hence my picture is with you, I know it that you will make up your mind to visit us or send a representative. I am pouring out my mind and spirit to you. This is the beginning, pray for more revelation about what you are about to do, for it is not man leading you, but God directing your parts. Hi sister Mary, I pray for more grace to continue, God is on your side. God is seeing your efforts towards this ministry, I hope to see you face to face.

Thanks,

Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu

Always eager to help the mugus waste their time, Father Agnus tries to explain how to use the software before he rushes off

My dear brother in Christ

I am most sorry for not writing you sooner on this issue, but I had to ask Tor Impregna about the question you raise, and he called WU in Glascow to make sure he understod the whole process.

The file, I am told, are packaged with something called zip, so the first thing you must do is to unzip, I think he called it, the file. He said you should 'unzip' it to your usuall folder, whatever he means by that... computers are a mystery to me. Then you must look where you placed the files. You should find a file named "readme.txt" which contains the full instructions for how to use the software.

Mrs Impregna also told me to let you know that the lady at WU says that since this money is sendt securely, the only way to get the number is to run the program. Not even she is able to find it otherwise, which means that no one else can steal the money since they can't find the number.

I must leave you now, one of the single mothers has fallen ill and I must follow her to the hospital.

Walk forever blessed on the wide path
Father Agnus

ps: I've attached the progam again, just to be sure it arrieves in one piece.

Unbeknow to the scammer, I have plans for Agnus... so while he stew he sends these:

Hello Father Agnus,   I am very glad to hear from you. 

I was about to send the message to you on how to open wu transfer Zip when I received your mail.  I had the contents of the message.  Please give me some time to run the Easy Transfer Zip I will get to you soon.

On behalf of the Fellowship, we send the get well message to a Single Mother who has fallen ill.  I pray for God's healing upon her in Jesus Name (Amen).

My greetings to sister Mary and Mr. Impregna for his efforts towards the transfer of this money.

Thanks,

Pastor Uche.

(on this, he attached my entire last mail, including the program)

Dear Father Agnus,

Thank you for replying my letter.

Sir we have received your explaination on how to download and the whole information required.

It had kept us much busy all the three days in search for the process for which to collecting Western Union Easy Money Transfer is more harder than what we know about here in Nigeria.

Here, we don’t use easy Western Union Money Transfer through the software, it will take long process because of the programme at hand. How best to send it thus: Pay in through any bank that operates Western Union Money Transfer not Easy Transfer.

Send the control number, which was used to pay through the E-mail to me.

Please send the money through:

Name: CHIDI .D. ONYEORIRI,

Branch of the Bank – STANDARD TRUST BANK LIMITED

No. 17 BALOGUN STREET

STATE: LAGOS NIGERIA.

If you send the money through this Bank Address in confidence we shall receive the money without any stress.

Please sir, we are waiting behind the Business Center to hear from your reply.

Please explain to Mr Impregna the reason for using the form to send the money transfer. Greet sister Mary, your efforts is recognize, we are ever praying for you to make this vision real, you are blessed among all saints.

Try to see my reason for using this direct undelayed way. Nobody can operate the system the way you people do it there.

How is the single mother, who went to hospital, I sent to her get well message, hope she is okay. The Ministry is praying for her.

Thanks,

My best regard,

Good luck.

Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu.

The sinister workings of Fate swings into action... or rather, I decide to sprite up the vbait a bit.

Dear Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu

I found your mailadress among Father Agnus' papers, and since I've no where else to turn I decided after talking it over with Tor Impregna to contact you to see if Agnus has been in touch.

You see Father, no one here has seen Agnus since wedendsay night, and the police has been looking for him since thursday - it even was in the local newspaper here in Stornoway. I've scanned it and attached it for you.

Please tell me Agnus has told you something Father, we're crying our eyes out here, all the single mothers he helps and me. If he is gone, who can wield the Spear to open our sinfull flesh for the One True Lord? I have done as well as I can to keep the single mothers on the straight path, but I'm just a woman... and only an ordained priest can do all the things Agnus do for us.

Hoping against all hoe you know somethign
Mary Mahnow

Here is the newsclip, curtesy BulgingBlueVein

Apparantly, our fake pastor knows nothing... but he's making sure to ask for the money again.

Sister Mary Mahnow,

Grace and peace of ur Lord Jesus Christ be with you all.

With a heart felt of grief and astorning news break into the mission on Monday night when we had of father agnus's missing.

The local mission gathered in accord to fast and pray about it.  The Lord is assuring us that he will return, stop crying like people who do  not have hope.  That same time I sent email to him about the single mother's health which I was  in expectance of his reply, hoping to hear from him soon-  before this news broke out. Whatever may be the case, God knws about him and his where about and shall bring him back soon.

I reported to the committee the reason whey we 've not hard from him may be to the mother whom he father Agnus accomplished to the hospital befoe now.  How about the month in the hospital?  is she now getting better?  Sister Mary, the reglious sister of Charity send their greetigs to you and encourage  you to work hard for the Lord.

PLEASE MARY SEND TO MR IMPREGRANA THIS NOTE OF MINE.

We are thanking him for his efforts aid and assistance that is to come on behalf of the  church committee.  We sympathised with you for the presure you  've been facing since the missing of our beloved father Agnus, the lord shall help you.  This news break has weakened  our mind and plans towards our programmes ahead.

Please Sir, Mr Impregnu should that mean that we should go on or stop our programme?  I knwo that the absolate role of God will  prevaile over this matter, because for now the church of lights  and spear in stornoway is the life wire of this of this mission in Nigeria  that is the reason why we are planing this year programme in a big  of which we want honour  father Agnus, Sister Mary Mahnow and you Mr. Impregune for your effort towards the success of this  year programme.

Please reply me urgently, the church committee are awaiting to hear from you about the missing of father Agnus.

Thanks,

pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu.

I let him stew for a week... I got kinda busy wth my real life =)

Hello Sister Mary,

Good day as the day indicate, please the mission are waiting to hear from you since I sent the message to you.

Please how about father Agnus? And to Mr. Impregna about the program that is fasting approaching. Please get back to me, because the committee is still waiting to hear from you. You know that you are the only one closer to him who can help the mission to deliver the message to him.

Thanks and God bless.

Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu.

At last, Mary gets back to him.. poor thing, she has had a hard week.

Dearest Ukaegbu

This past week has been very stressfull. Not only is our beloved Agnus still missing, but the police has been around at all hours of the clock and asking difficult questions I know not the answer to. All the residents of the Single Mothers Home are praying for his safe return, missing how he handled the Spear and opened their sinfull flesh for the Light. I try as hard as I can, but it is not the same, I can see it in their eyes. We all miss him very much for all he did for us.

Tor (Mr Impregna) says he is surpriced that you still havn't colected the donation he arranged to send you. Is there some sort of problem with running the software he arranged for Agnus to send you, he wonders? Tor says that if you run the software as instructed, it wil give you a controllnumber which you can take to the local WU - along with drivinglicence or other proof or ID he says. Tor is afraid that unless you collect your donation soon, the police might freeze our bankaccounts until Agnus is found. They often do this if they think there has happened somethign crimenal.

I found your pictures on Fahter Agnus' PC. I have showed it to the other ladies here at church, and we all think you look like a very handsome and dedicated man of the Word. I have attaches a picture of myself to let you know what I look like as well.

Yours faithfully in the Lord
Mary

Mary's picture is here.

From this poing on I'll just fill in without much in the way of comments... I might have lost a mail or two as well...

Hello my beloved Mary,

Greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ Amen. Please how is everything with you in the mission hope fine? Despite the stress glory be to the Lord . Mary I want to tell you that God is on your side and he want to use you in order to finish the good work father Agnus has started in this mission here in Nigeria. Infact all the committee was rejoicing when they saw your picture and to hear that you are representing this mission for the release of the fund at the church of lights and spear because of the programe we have at hand. Beloved sister Mary hope has returned to the mission again immediately I told them that you have replied the mail.

Beloved sister Mary I must confess you are beautiful daughter of God when I saw your picture, it gives me joy to work for the Lord because God has beautiful ladies of which you are no one as far as I am concerning, please keep on working for the Lord.

My beloved sister Mary, any time I sent a mail to you, I will write beloved Mary three times at the end of my letter for you to know that the letter is for me Why? I am proud of you some of my friends may like to write to you by using the name of the fellowship. Please don’t reply them without my notice, I know the kind of country I belongs to and that is why this mission is fighting to lunch the crusade against. Please take care of yourself till I hear from you. And I have forgiving you for delaying my mail because of your beautiful picture.

Please pass this message to Mr. Impregna, tell him that the committee congratulate him for having the spirit to help this fellowship especially in this time our programme is at hand. Please let him know that the nation is praying for the church of light, so that the police will not freeze the bank account. All the same tell him that I have seen somebody who will help me to run the software as instructed for him to send the control number. Tell him that I will start it immediately.

Thanks,

Yours beloved

Pastor Uche Ukaegbu

Beloved Mary , Beloved Mary , Beloved Mary.

Hello sister Mary,

Please, this message is for Mr Impregna the Chairman of the financial committee. The congregation and I was annoyed and wonder when we got to the Western Union Money transfer today being 15th March 2004 to my surprise they told us the money is no more there.

After having spent a lot of time to get the control number, the bank manager Western Union money transfer said that there is no money sent in our name. Why? Please kindly send the money for the yearly programme as we informed you early.

We passed through hell with them in the bank. This is how to send it.

name (first name) and (surname)
Country name and town address
control number and secret question
the purpose of sending (for church Programme)
5. Please send your telephone number or mobile phone and fax number

how far have you gone for father Agnus, state details how far you have gone. I saw your magnatic picture sent to me. Remember you are committed to us, for help and assistance to see that everything works easy and well.

Please while sending the money split it into two (USD5,0000 each) for easy collection over here in Nigeria.

Our ministry have been Committed in praying and fasting for father Agnus and the church of light and Spear.

Thanks,

Faithfully, remain blessed,

Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu.

FLAMING SWORD BUSINESS FELLOWSHIP

BELOVED MARY, BELOVED MARY, BELOVED MARY.
HANDSET NUMBER 234-8055081934

Forgive me for not answering you before Uchechukwu, but as you surely
realise there is so much to do now that Father Agnus isn't here to help,
and I hardly know where to start. There just is too much work with the
Single Mothers Home for one person to handle, and I have to look after
the church businesses as well. There just isn't enought hours in the day
to do the Lords work I feel... but I have to endure. Soon, I feel, I will
be compensated for this hard time.

The police still have no trace of poor Agnus... there was some romour
that someone had seem him in Glasgow but nothing more. What he would do
in Glasgow I don't know. The police still come around almost daily to ask
the same questions, almost as they believe someone here is to blame for
his disapperance. We all pray for his safe return every day.

I have forwarded your concerns to Tor, I am very confused why the money
wasn't in the bank as they should be. I know they are not on our account,
so they must be sendt - unless there is some mistake at WU. I'll forward
you Tor's reply as soon as I get it.

Yours faithfully in the Lord
Mary

Hello Father.

Tor got back to me on the WU transfer. I will just forward his mail so
you can see what he says.

THere is still no word about Fahter Agnus. All the single mothers are
very worried, since the police tells them that they might have to move
out if he is not found - it is a lie off course, but I think they do it
to preasure them into confessing for something they did not do. We just
have to put our trust in the Lord

Yours faithfully
Mary

On Mon, 16 Mar 2004 14:04:02, "Tor Impregna" <impregnator@mailhaven.com>
said:
> Hey Mary... I've checked up with WU as I promised.
>
> The payment was made via the EasyTranser system for increased securtity
> on the 15th of February to the name and adress Agnus gave me. So far so
> good. However, since EasyTransfer is supposed to be a safe system, the
> payment is only in the system for two weeks - so in short, if our african
> friends had been less lazy about running the software, they would have
> had their money now.
>
> As it is, we have to resend the money. I'll travel to Glasgow on thursday
> and can drop by the WU to handle the practical side of the transaction.
> Also I think our african friends are forgetfull, the amount donated to
> their cause is 10.000 UK pounds, not 10.000 US dollars. Almost tempting
> to send them the lesser amount and put the rest in my own pocket, but I
> know you would be crossed if I did.
>
> Very much yours
> Tor
>
> ps: last night was wonderfull Mary.. I look forward to the next time we
> can snuck away like that

Hello Sister Mary,

How is everything with you? i got your message today. How about father
agna, i wrote to mr. impregna with the emal address you wrote to me.



please get back to me about the church

Dear Sir,
I sent you the congregational greetings from the fellowship, Sir I was released when I got your reply. Please remember as you are going to Glascov tomorrow being Thursday, you should try to facilitate the transfer speedily for the programme that is at hand. Please for easy collection, splict the money into two (5 thousand pounds each and send it to US)
Please address it to the receiver CHIDI D. ONYEORIRI
sender - First name - second name and your last name respectively. The country -
The purpose of sending the money (for Fellowship Programme)
The controle number, secret code.
The text question
Your telephone number (if any)
Please immediately you pay with Western Union Money Transfer send us all the information which you used to pay through our E-mail address - (flamingswordbusinessfellowship@yahoo.com)
The moment you send it, send information to us, we will go to the Western Union Money Transfer for the collection. Please we are sorry for the delay. We are illitrate to software.
NB: Remember we told you to splict the payment into two places and with the two controle numbers bearing the same name - CHIDI D. ONYEORIRI, LAGOS NIGERIA.
Extend our gretings to all the congration.
God bless.
Thanks
Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu.

Dear Sir,

I am happy to hear from you, on behalf of the committee, we are looking forward to receive the receipt of the money immediately you pay in.

I want to thank you for the spirit of God in you to help this fellowship. Please do everything possible for us to receive the money because of the programm at hand.

Thanks and regards,
Pastor Uche.

Be greeted in the name of the Lord

Tor has returned from Glasgow with the recipts for the transfer. He also
says you should hurry up to get the money out, because after the recent
bombing in Madrid, the CIA monitors all transfers - even if it's supposed
to be a secret. All transfers that take too long to be picked up is
considered suspect, and he says that last week a missionary in Afganistan
was arrested when he come to pick up his donations, since the americans
thought he was a terrorist.

Walk forever steadily on the wide path Father, I must go and help Tor in
the Single Mothers Home right now. I will write youy back as soon as I
can manage.
Mary

False WU 1 and 2

Hello Mary,
This message is for Mr Tor Impregna.

The receipt of the payment made has been received but with a little error, either from the W.U or himself.

Problem N0: 1: Test question and answer.

Problem N0: 2: There is a mistake in the receiver’s name (ONYEORIRI) not (NOYEORIRI)

Problem N0: 3: The money could not be found in the bank.

Problem N0: 4: Please resend it and apply the corrections.

Problem N0: 5: Transfer and pay with First Bank Plc.

Problem N0: 6: Ask of the secret code.

Please, be sure that western Union Money Transfer complete your transaction before you leave the bank.

Problem N0: 7: The bank should tell you the method that could be applied for proper withdrawal, we are waiting at the bank for your information.

The church committee thank you for honoring our plite.

Remain Blessed.

Pastor Uchechuwku Ukaegbu

Beloved Mary Beloved Mary Beloved Mary

Hi Mary,
Peace and grace to you and all the congregation.
Please, I write to remind you Mary and Tor Impregan,
since I email you about our last experience at the
bank, as a minister it is not cordial to receive the
type of embrancement the bank officials gave to my
elders.

I want to know if the bank have not sent the money to
Nigeria before the receipt was sent ahead of the
money? Please reconfirm it and find out the situation
presently then send the information we needed to know
as I email you last time before we could revisit the
bank.

How long will the money stay before its expiration,
the programme of the fellowship is at hand, and
without it we can't arrange for anything. try to see
us through.

Mary only the just shall live by faith, stand firm in
the Lord the police or worths cannot harm you, all the
religions sister of charity in the home are praying
for you, therefore fear not.

I longed to see you face to face to appreciate you
more, could that be possible?

The committee of the fellowship extend their greetings
to you and the church of light and spear. Walk ever
with the Lord.

Thanks
Pastor Uchechukwu Ukaegbu.
Phone:234-8055081934.

Belove Mary! Beloved Mary!! belove mary!!!

Dearest pastor

I am most sorry for not writing you before, but the Lord is testing us.
The police took the computer away on tuesday, and only just delivered it
back, having gone thru it to look for cloes on where dear Father Agnus
might be gone. Tor says that they are groping in the dark, and I fear he
might be right. Something in my heart tells me that Agnus is no longer
among us, yet I must remain hopefull, if not for myself then for the
residents of the Single Mother Home.

Tor has been on the phone with the WU for two days now, trying to find
out the issues you raised. The name, he says, was a mistake from the
clerk and should be fixed now. Also, he just told me, there is a one to
five day delay on money sendt out of Europe after the bombing in Spain,
so that the CIA or someone can trace them to make sure there is no
terrorists in the other end reciving. He says he will write you on the
other issues when he knows more.

It is a most trying time dear Ukaegbu.. but I put my trust in the Lord
and his Mighty Spear.
Yours
Mary

Greetings to you in Jesus name.

Dear Mary, your e-mail was received and was read but the content not understood.

How was the money you sent, did you see it in the Western Union?

We have not gone to the bank since the mistake was done. We are waiting to hear from you.

The program is about to start. We will commence it when the money is ready.

Please, make sure you expand a bit, the situation over there. When it is sent, send the whole information we need plus the question and answer to avoid embarrassment.

Do you have a phone number so that we can call you. Immediately the money is sent, make us to know

Thanks and God bless.

Pastor Uche Ukaegbu.

Sister Mary. Sister Mary. Sister Mary

Now, at this point I was very confused about what to do... I was getting bored withthe lad, and was juggling all sorts of interesting concepts in my head - Mary wanting to run away to africa, Tor stealing the cash, Tor getting arrested for the murder of Agnus and so on.. however *evil smile*

Subject: Something you ought to know

You didn't manage to fool me Uche Ukaegbu. I know who you are. I know where you live. I know where you look like. The only reason I let Tor and Mary play around with you was so I could get some good medicin brewed up against you and your gang. You better put your bed on bricks tonight Uche Ukaegbu - I've sendt the legions of Hell your way. The tokoloshes will be watching you Uche Ukaegbu. I got my friends in africa talking to the witchdoctors - they are on to you as well. Breath deeply Uche Ukaegbu, for soon you will be dead.

Kaffer, as die slapende honde jou ruik sal hulle baie vinnig wakker word en vlug en word die status quo sal nie langer bestaan nie. Vlieg in jou swernoot in met jou abathakathi - beter jou kooi op bakstene sit om hulle en die Tokoloshe in die nag van jou af weg te hou! Jy sê niemand sal julle keer nie? Ja, daar is iets wat julle sal keer - VIGS - waaraan julle uiteindelik almal sal vrek!

Agnus McDolphin
Church of the Light and Spear

Well, that should shut his face...