This is a brand new experimental section. You as the visitor will submit questions during the week. Each week, I will select one question and record myself answering it in the Gollum voice. I will post the soundbyte (WAV file format) here for all to see. Unfortunately, I do not have enough space to post any, so I ask that someone who has plenty of webspace E-mail me and volunteer to host them. Please remember that no one has done anything like this before (to my knowledge), and that this could work out if everyone works together. If this gets enough hits, I will make this its own website to conserve WOE's bandwidth. Thank you, and submit your questions!

For your consideration, here is a soundbyte that I have recorded in the Gollum voice. I recorded another, but it is too large to post: