Bruvver For Sale

Bruvver for sale
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I'm furry sorry to have to report this, but I, no - dad, sez that The Pakled
has to go. He is a pes xxx I MEAN he is the bestest bruvver you could
ever want to have. If you need a bruvver, let me tell you all about
him and maybe your chump xxx I mean smart mom will fall for it xxx
I mean will feel sorry for him and 'dopt him for me xxx, no - for dad.

He is a real pai xxx pal. He always, no - would never, come by and 
steal a piggy ear out of your paws while you were looking somewhere else. 
He is always, no - wouldn't think of, pushing you out of the way of getting
T*R*E*A*T*S wiff his BIG FAT A**, no - his soft and furry body. In fact,
he even will give you HIS T*R*E*A*T*S, yeah - that sounds good - and
usually will, no - is not known to, snarl at you.

If you need to go to see TED, he will VOLUNTEER, yeah - that's the ticket,
to go in your place, and take a shot in the hiney for you. Another thing
he does, no - would never do, is push you off the couch wiff his BIG
FAT A**, no - his soft and furry body. 

He constantly, naw - doesn't ever, complain when you get 'ttentions.
And when you're in the "out" and you get called into the den, if you're
in front, he will not -REPEAT- not run right into you like you weren't
there.

Oh - by the way, dad feels really bad about dis, so don't even mention
it to him. Just send ME P-MAIL and I will send you the big dummy xxx, no
I mean good doggy.

Dainty

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