Death of a Woobie

(with apologies to Bob Marley & Eric Clapton)

Dad killed the Kong-toy,
but he did not get my fav-or-rit one.

Dad killed the Kong-toy,
and when he did he called me some kind of a "son"...

Dad - he picked up all my toys and put them away
be-cause he want-ed to mow the "out",
But he didn't notice that I had 
a kong-toy hidden in my mouff.

Yes, I had a kong-toy hidden in my mouff.

AND HE KILLED IT!

(guitar riff)

Dad killed the Kong-toy,
and the sound it make was kind of in-tense.

Dad killed the Kong-toy,
and you should have seen it fly thru the fence.

Dad found my kong-toy when he was mow-ing the lawn,
and when he hit it, it flew really far.
It took-off like a rocket, went thru the fence,
and put a big dent in his com-pan-ny car.

Yes, a big dent in his com-pan-ny car.

AND HE KILLED IT!

(guitar riff)

Dad killed the Kong-toy,
but he should be glad that it was-n't a bone.
Dad killed the Kong-toy,
Now I on-ly get toys made out of sty-ro-foam.

Dad killed the Kong-toy...

Sniff Yah Later,
-The Pakled

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