Ode To A Tree
(or Creole's Big Adbenchewer)
by Creole da cccccat LaFrance


I fink dat I shall neber see
A fing as EBIL as a TREE!

A tree whose hungry mouf took me
Anan scared me poop-less, defurnitely!

A tree dat sways dis way anan dat...
Dat trapped my mommie's favrit cccat.

A tree dat goes soooo waaaaay up high,
Wif me in top - I fought I'd die!!!

I cried to Mom way down below,
"I wanna come down, but how??? I dunno!!!"

Da squirrels and berds had to laff and chatter.
Fank doG Mom found a looooonnng loooong ladder!

Trees are twooly ebil fings,
Don't dey know cccccats don't got wings?

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