Once upon a time, there was a Wooper. Everyone just called him Wooper. He was a very intelligent business Wooper, and he set his sights on the bottled water industry. One day, Wooper was walking through the forest to find the spring. He decided to try to find the spring to get his bottled water business going. "there's good money in the bottled water business" he kept telling himself. As he began to think about all the stuff he'd get with the money he was going to earn, he began wandering off of the trail that was next to the river.

After straying a mile or so off course, he began to notice that the river was gone. "What the!? Where's the river!? Oh no! I'm lost!" he yelled. Hearing the screams, a Pikachu comes running. "Are you hurt?" asks the the frantic, tired, and exhausted Pikachu. Wooper looked at the Pikachu. It was short, extremely bright yellow, and kinda fat. "I'm fine. I'm just lost. Are you okay?" he replied. "Yeah. I just don't run much. So, you say you're lost?" he answered. "Yeah. I need to get back to the river." Wooper replied. "the river? You're pretty far away from there. I can help you get back." said the Pikachu. "Would you!? That'd be great, ummm...." Wooper started. "Thunder. That's what everyone calls me." replies Thunder. "Come on. Lets go then." adds Thunder. And off they went.

After walking for a half hour or so, Thunder stops dead in his tracks. "What is it?" asks Wooper. "Did you hear that?" asks Thunder. "Hear what?" replies Wooper. Thunder doesn't respond. Then his big ears perk up and he yells "Come out Mew!". "Awww.... I was just trying to have some fun with you Thunder." replies a voice. "Who said that?" asks Wooper. "That's just my friend Mew. She likes to play tricks on people with her psychic powers." replies Thunder. Then, out of nowhere, a pink cat appears. "Ahhhhh!" yells Wooper. "Stop that! I'm not scary! I'm cute!" yells Mew. "Uhhhh.... sure." replies Wooper. "We were heading to the river, Mew. Want to come?" asks Thunder. Sure. But only if you promise not to go past Lightning's house." replies Mew. "But that's the fastest way!" yells Thunder. "Calm down. Who's Lightning?" asks Wooper. "He's the "Rapping Raichu". He scares the crap out of me." says Mew. "Yeah dude. If you go anywhere near his house, he'll rap something at you. Then, he'll force you to sit and listen to rap. And then, he'll make you talk to him about TuPac." says Thunder. "So, are you still going that way?" asks Mew. "He said it was the fastest way. We have to." answers Wooper. "Okay. If that's what you want..." says Thunder. "Are you still coming, Mew?" asks Wooper. "Well, I want to see the look on your face when Lightning scares you, so yes." answers Mew. "Let's go then." says Thunder. And off they go.

Does anyone else hear Nelly?" asks Wooper. "That's Lightning's house. Prepare to be scared out of your mind." replies Mew. They had been walking for ten minutes or so. They continued to walk, each of them, very paranoid looking and alert. Then, something jumps out of the bushes and yells "Hey! Must be the money!". "AHHHHHHHHH!" Thunder, Mew, and Wooper scream. "What up yo?" asks Lightning. "Excuse me?" asks Wooper. "In English, that means: What's up you." answers Mew. "Oh. Nothing." answers Wooper. "My name is Lightning. I've never seen you before. Where are you from little blue dude?" asks Lightning. "My name is Wooper. I live on the lake outside the forest." answers Wooper. "He's trying to get to the river." says Mew. "The river? What 'chu want there, yo?" asks Lightning. "I'm trying to find the spring. I'm going to start a bottled water company." answers Wooper. "'Chu want to find the spring? Why din't you say so, jigga! I know wher that is! Let's go!" answers Lightning. "Really!? Thanks! See guys. He isn't bad at all! Except for that speech impediment. You guys were over reacting." says Wooper. "What 'chu talkin' 'bout Wooper?" asks Lightning. "Nothing. Nothing at all. Let's go already!" says Mew. So they head off again.

After an hour of walking, Wooper notices that the sun is setting. "It's getting dark guys. Are we almost there?" asks Wooper. "Jigga, stop worryin' so much. We's almost there." says Lightning. So they walk for another hour. Then they finally arrive. "You call that almost there!?" exclaims Wooper. "So I underestimated! Chill out, yo!" replies Lightning. "Any way, my spring! Now I can start botteling water! Thanks guys!" says Wooper. "I guess that's it then." says Mew. "Yep. I guess we can go home now." says Thunder. "Ummm... It was a fun day... and stuff." says Wooper. "This is really cheesy, yo. Just say "bye" already." sayd Lightning. "But I don't wanna!" cries Mew. "Don't cry Mew. You guys can help me get out of the forest if you want." says Wooper. "*sniffle* Really?" asks Mew. "Yay!" yells Thunder.

So Wooper puts a flag that says "Wooper's Water" next to the spring and the four friends go back to Wooper's house to eat candy and listen to TuPac. They became really good friends. They helped Wooper distribute his water. It was a big success. Wooper shared his earnings with his friends and they all built big mansions near the forest and lived happily ever after.