The Pikachu and Mew Show
(It is a chilly March morning in the mountains outside Indigo City. It's still early. You can see the sun rising to the east. The early morning sun shines brightly on a beautiful palace. The camera moves in towards the palace. We see 2 people walking towards the front door. One is a man with black hair. You can't really tell what he looks like because he is wearing a heavy fur coat (It's actually a monkey suit. What a freak!). The other person has long white hair, a white and red robe, and a nice fur boa. You'd think it to be a woman, but after seeing Kuja, we've learned that long hair and skirts don't make you a girl.)
Naraku: Are you sure this is the right place?
Sesshomaru: Of course. I know The Palace of Dreams when I see it.
Naraku: Then why did we stop at that other palace on the other side of the mountain?
Sesshomaru: They look almost exactly the same! Cut me some slack, will you!
Naraku: (Knocking on the door) All right. Fine. But this had better be the right place.
(Naraku (The black haired guy) and Sesshomaru (The white haired guy) wait outside the door. After a minute or so, the door opens.)
Butler: Good morning. How may I help you?
Naraku: Is this the Palace of Dreams?
Butler: Yes it is.
Sesshomaru: (looking to Naraku) I told you! (looking back at the butler) We're here to talk to the princess that lives here.
Butler: Princess Serenity?
Naraku: If that's what her name is.
Butler: If you don't even know what her name is, why should I let you speak with her?
Sesshomaru: You'll let us speak to her because you value your life.
Butler: Is that a threat?
Naraku: I believe it was. Would I be right, Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: You would.
Naraku: Okay! You heard the man. Let us go talk to your princess.
Butler: I don't think-
(Sesshomaru draws his sword and shoves it through the stomach of the butler. He falls over.)
Sesshomaru: (pulling his sword out) *sigh* Foolish human. I really wish they would follow my directions without asking questions.
Naraku: Why do you keep doing that?
Sesshomaru: Doing what?
Naraku: Killing humans before we've used them to find what we need.
Sesshomaru: We don't need him to find the princess. Let us go.
(They walk into the palace. The first thing they see is a large staircase. It's really neat! It's trimmed with all kinds of gold and jewels. There are many hallways exiting the entry hall on the main floor, and at least 5 more up the stairs. Naraku pulls his fur hood down to see better. Sesshomaru looks around the entry hall.)
Naraku: Well, Sesshomaru, where is she?
Sesshomaru: I don't know-
Naraku: And you said we didn't need that guy-
Serenity: Who are you and what are you doing here?
(Naraku and Sesshomaru look up to see a woman looking down at them.)
Sesshomaru: Oh. Hello! We're here to talk to the princess.
Serenity: About what?
Naraku: We need her to help us with something.
Serenity: Oh really?
Sesshomaru: Yes.
Serenity: Hmmmmm.... Who did you say you were?
Naraku: We didn't say who we were.
Serenity: Then I'll ask again. Who are you?
Sesshomaru: Who wants to know?
Serenity: Me, obviously!
Naraku: Who are you?
Serenity: That's what I asked you!
Naraku: We'll answer when you answer!
Sesshomaru: Naraku! Stop being stupid!
Naraku: Oh, shut up, Sesshomaru! I ought to go find a new partner in crime because you're starting to bug me. Always trying to tell ME what to do. Hmph.
Sesshomaru: Like you could find anyone else that's willing to put up with your attitude and that stupid monkey suit-
Serenity: That's enough! I won't have strangers walking into MY palace uninvited and arguing with each other like children!
Naraku: Oh! You're that princess, then.
Serenity: Yeah. What do you want my help with?
Sesshomaru: Well, Naraku and I were trying to think of a way to take over the world that we know wouldn't fail. We knew that any such plan would require getting all the annoying humans out of the way.
Naraku: In one of his rare moments of genius, Sesshomaru suggested that we come visit you. He had heard that you had just came into our dimension and that you had the power to put humans to sleep and control their dreams.
Serenity: I might.
Sesshomaru: You aren't sure?
Serenity: It all depends on what's in it for me.
Naraku: Fair enough. We can't expect you to help us for nothing.
Sesshomaru: That's why we decided that if you help us, we'll give you one third of the planet.
Serenity: A third of the planet?
Naraku: Sure. We were going to divide it in 2 between the 2 of us, but then we realized that we would need your help.
Sesshomaru: When you think about it, one third of the Earth really isn't that bad. It's actually a rather large piece of.... Ummmm... Planet.
Naraku: Will you help us?
Serenity: How do I know I can trust you?
Sesshomaru: You can trust us, princess.
Naraku: Yeah. We hardly ever go back on our word.
(Sesshomaru hits him)
Naraku: Hey! Sesshomaru, that hurt!
Sesshomaru: Stupid.
Serenity: Somehow I doubt the 2 of you are capable of gaining control of an entire planet.
Sesshomaru: You haven't heard our plan yet. Once you do, you'll see that we can and will succeed at ruling the world. All we need for it to work is your power to put the humans to sleep.
Serenity: Well....
Naraku: Come on! I'll be your best friend!
Sesshomaru: That could very well be the stupidest thing you've ever said.
Naraku: No one asked you.
Serenity: *sigh* No I know why mother told me that I should never marry...
Sesshomaru: Will you help us, princess?
Serenity: Well- *thinking* I might be able to use them in my search for-
Jaice: (Yelling from the end of the hallway) SERENITY!!!
(They all look to see a small boy who can't be more than 7 or 8 years old walking towards Princess Serenity)
Serenity: *sigh* What do you want, Jaice?
Jaice: (walking over to her) I was wondering who was at the door. (Looking over the railing) Wow! It's Magilla Gorilla and... Some..... Lady...
Naraku: I am not Magilla Gorilla!
Sesshomaru: You could have fooled me (sarcasm).
Naraku: Shut up, Sesshomaru!
Serenity: Go away, Jaice. I'm discussing some business with these nice men.
Jaice: Oh. What kind of business?
Serenity: That's none of YOUR business.
Jaice: I bet I know what it is! Both of them want to go out with you! That must be it!
Serenity: I'll have you know that you're wrong!
Jaice: Whatever. If I were you, I'd date the monkey guy. The other one is almost prettier than you are, and you don't want that.
Serenity: Shut up, Jaice! Why don't you go back to bed!
Jaice: I'm not tired. And you said you would play with me!
Serenity: I don't want to play with you now. Go ask someone else.
Jaice: But you said-
Serenity: Get!
Jaice: Fine. I'll just go tell on you. Ha! You'll be sorry!
(He runs down the hall out of sight.)
Serenity: Stupid brother... *thinking* I think I'll see if I will be able to use them. *speaking again* As I was saying, I guess I'll help you. I'd like to own a third of the planet.
Sesshomaru: Excellent!
Naraku: You won't regret this.
Serenity: (Walking down the stairs) I should hope not. Your plan had better be as good as you said it was.
Sesshomaru: Don't worry about that now. First, lets talk about the sleep thing.
Serenity: Right. Follow me.
(She leads them down a dark hallway. After a few minutes of walking, they reach a door that goes outside to the gardens. In the garden directly across from the palace is a greenhouse. Princess Serenity leads Sesshomaru and Naraku inside.)
Serenity: These are my sleep plants. The spores they release contain a powder that puts anyone unlucky enough to breathe it in into a deep sleep they can't wake from until I tell them to. Plus, the spores allow me to control the dreams of that individual.
Naraku: Sounds good.
Sesshomaru: Is there any way to use this on the Earth's entire population?
Serenity: Certainly. You just need to release it in the right place.
Naraku: Where is that?
Serenity: One of the points on the Earth were the winds break apart and go their separate ways. One such point lies on the peak of that mountain there.
(She points to the top of Mt. Silver.)
Sesshomaru: Do you have enough of the spore to effect everyone?
Serenity: Sure. It doesn't take much to get it to work.
Naraku: Great!
Sesshomaru: Why don't we take some up there this evening and let it go. Then we can see how many people it has effected by morning.
Serenity: Okay. In the meantime, you can tell me this great plan you have.
Sesshomaru: Okay.
(They head back towards the palace.)