Lightning, Thunder, evil Thunder, Blossom, and Mystic: KUJA!?

Kuja: (Ignoring them and hugging Kem) Hi, Kem!

Kem: (hugging Kuja) Hi Kuja! I'm so glad you could come on such short notice!

Kuja: It was nothing. Nothing at all! I was so happy to be able to help out!

Blossom: Ummmmmmm.... What is HE doing here?

Kem: When Thunder was talking about a sorcerer beating up another sorcerer, Kuja came right into my mind. He's a sorcerer, so beating Serenity should be no problem for him!

Kuja: There are few people that can challenge me and live to tell about it. I'm sure this sorcerer woman will fall just as easily as the others.

Thunder: Since when are we friends with Kuja?

Kem: Since Mew and I cleared up the little misunderstanding between us. He's cool. Don't worry about it.

Kuja: (looking them over) You mean to tell me those teenagers are the Pokémon that brought about my downfall?

Kem: That's them. I guess that sleep spore made them human.

Kuja: Too cute! (walking over to Blossom) Look at her hair! It's perfect! She's perfect! Don't tell me who you are! Let me guess!

(He carefully inspects Blossom. She looks very frightened and confused.)

Kuja: Not Mew... Blossom! You're that Charizard, Blossom.

Blossom: I am...

Kuja: Excellent! Oh! (Going over to Mystic) And you're Mew's sister! Mystic, right?

Mystic: Yeah.

Kuja: You're adorable, too! I bet Mew looks just like you!

Mystic: Unfortunately...

Kuja: Kem, where did Mew go?

Kem: She's with Mew Two trying to find Sorceress Serenity.

Kuja: Her name is Serenity? That is a beautiful name! Too bad it was wasted on evil.

Thunder: Aren't you evil?

Kuja: Do I have a beautiful name like Serenity?

Thunder: No, but-

Kuja: I rest my case. (Spotting the fairies and pointing to them) Oh! Fairies! I've destroyed so many, but I've never really looked at them. They're cute, too!

Kem: They're like little people with wings.

Kuja: Yeah! Wow! This is so fun! I'm so glad I skipped my hair appointment. I didn't need it any way.

Kem: Your hair is lovely today.

Kuja: Isn't it? I got a new brush last week and it does so much more justice to my hair than the other brush ever did. I think this one brings out the shine more. What do you think?

Kem: It does! I like it.

Kuja: Thank you very much.

Kem: You're welcome!

Lightning: This is really weird...

(Back with Mew and Two...)

Mew: Are we at the top yet!?

Mew Two: No. Not yet.

Mew: How much farther is it!?

Mew Two: Not much farther.

Mew: You said that an hour ago!

Mew Two: I mean it this time.

Mew: Grrrrrrr.... I hate working with you!

Mew Two: I don't like working with you, either.

Mew: Good.

Mew Two: Good.

(They continue their climb in silence. After a few minutes, Mew speaks.)

Mew: I didn't really mean that.

Mew Two: I did.

Mew: HEY!

Mew Two: (pulling himself up) Look! The summit!

Mew: (Pulling herself up) It's about freaking time! (looking west) Hey! Look at that pretty castle!

Mew Two: (looking out to the west) That must be the Palace of Dreams!

Mew: Lets go take a look at it up close!

Mew Two: But Kem-

(Mew grabs him and runs towards the palace.)