The Pikachu and Mew Show
Mew: (peeking out from behind a bush) This castle is so pretty! I love it! Can we move in here?
Mew Two: (looking over the bush) I don't think so, Mew.
(One of the branches on the bush hits Mew.)
Mew: Damn it! Ouch!
Mew Two: Are you okay?
Mew: (rubbing her head) I'll live. Well, should we go look inside-
Mew Two: NO! We have to go get Kem.
Mew: Fine. You go get Kem and I'll look inside.
(She runs off towards the palace.)
Mew Two: Mew!
Mew: Don't worry about me! Just hurry up and get Kem!
Mew Two: Fine! Just be careful!
(Mew Two teleports away. Mew goes up to the palace.)
Mew: How to get in... Hmmmmmm.....
(She inspects the palace. She notices an open window on the second floor.)
Mew: That'll do!
(She teleports up to it. At Kem's house...)
Mew Two: Kuja!?
Kuja: Hello, Mew Two! (looking him over) Well, you're a scrawny looking human, aren't you?
Mew Two: (Ignoring him) What is HE doing here?
Kem: He's our friend now. He's going to help us defeat Serenity.
Mew Two: Are you sure?
Kem: Yeah. Did you find her hide out?
Mew Two: We think so. I'll take you there now.
(He teleports everyone to the palace.)
Blossom: (looking up at it) Wow...
Lightning: (looking at the palace) That's tight.
Kuja: That is a wonderful palace! Almost as wonderful as mine, even!
Mew Two: Mew has already gone inside.
Kem: Why would you let her go in alone!?
Mew Two: I tried to stop her but-
Kem: Forget it. Lets just go find her.
(They all walk up to the palace.)
Thunder: How do you think she got in there?
Shimmer: (pointing up) There's an opened window up there.
(They all look up to the window.)
evil Thunder: So there is. How do we get to it? That's pretty high up there.
Mew Two: I could teleport you up there.
Kem: I dunno. I thought the rules said you had to have been there before.
Mew Two: I can see the edge of the window from here.
Kem: There isn't enough room for all of us on that edge.
Mew Two: You have a point.
Kuja: What will we do, then?
Kem: How about Mew Two teleports up there and finds something for us to climb up.
Blossom: That's a great idea!
Mew Two: Okay. I'll send something down in a minute.
(He teleports away. They see him appear on the edge of the window. He climbs in. They wait.)
Kuja: So, how is everyone?
(Everyone except Kem gives him a confused look)
Kem: I'm great! How are you, Kuja?
Kuja: I'm just lovely, thank you So much for asking.
Kem: I like your skirt. It's really cute.
Kuja: Thank you! I like your skirt, too. I'm not much a a jean skirt kind of person, but It's a good look for you.
Kem: Thank you! So, did you notice Lightning's new earring? I took him to get it yesterday.
(Kuja looks at it. It's another gold hoop, but this one has small diamonds in it.)
Kuja: Isn't that lovely! I like that a lot! But I had no idea he wore earrings.
Kem: He really wanted them, so I gave in and let him get one. Mew wants them now, too, but her parents won't let her get them.
Kuja: Too bad! I saw some pink ones that would look just darling on her!
Kem: I was thinking about talking her parents into letting her pierce her ears for her next birthday.
Kuja: I'm sure she would just love that!
Kem: I know!
Lightning: Ummmmm.... Kem?
Kem: Yes, Lightning?
Lightning: Ummmmmm..... Shouldn't we be deciding what we're going to do once we get in there?
Kem: I suppose. Kuja, what do you think we should do?
Kuja: Well, I suppose once we get in, we should find this sorceress and eliminate her before she causes any more trouble. I'll handle that. Perhaps you and the others could find a way to wake the sleeping humans.
Shimmer: But only Princess Serenity can wake those under the spore's spell.
Kem: Didn't you wake me?
Stardust: You're different. YOU are the chosen one. You had the strength to fight the spore. Most humans don't.
Kem: Great... We don't know where the princess is.
Thunder: I guess we'll have to find her then.
Lightning: But where do we start looking?
Thunder: Maybe she's inside the palace somewhere.
Shimmer: I don't think she's in there...
Blossom: It can't hurt to check. We're going inside any way.
Kem: Good point. While we're looking for Mew, we can look for that princess, too.
Mew Two: (yelling from the window) Okay! I'm sending down a ladder!
(He puts a ladder out of the window. The others go to climb it.)