The Pikachu and Mew Show

(That evening, the citizens of Viridian City are all fast asleep. In the comfortable upper middle class part of town, all the lights are out and everyone is fast asleep dreaming dreams about stuff they just bought, stuff they want to buy, ruling the world, or possibly that really hot kid that works at the video store. But wait! One citizen isn't asleep! In the third house on the block, one light can be seen in the window. Why, that's Kem's house! Who could be awake at this hour? The camera moves into the window. It's Mew, Mystic, and Blossom's room. Mew and Mystic are fast asleep in their beds. Blossom the Charizard is looking out the window.)

Blossom: Hmmmm.... I wonder what goes on out there at night when everyone is asleep...

Mew: (covering her head with her pillow) Blossom! Go to sleep!

Blossom: (Turning away from the window) But I'm not tired, Mew.

Mew: Fine. Stay awake, then. I don't care. Just turn off that damn light!

Blossom: (turning off the light) Fine. I'm going for a walk.

Mew: Go!

(Blossom walks out of the room. As she passes the kitchen, she notices a light out in the yard. It's coming from Mew Two's lab.)

Blossom: What's he doing out there this late at night?

(She goes outside and knocks on the door.)

Mew Two: (through the door) Go to bed, Blossom.

Blossom: How did you know it was me?

Mew Two: You're the only one who would be awake at this hour.

Blossom: Oh. Well, I was just wondering what you were doing out here so late at night.

Mew Two: Working. Go away.

Blossom: Fine. I was just going to go for a walk.

Mew Two: (opening the door a crack) Why would you want to do that?

Blossom: I'm not tired. Do you want to come?

Mew Two: You shouldn't walk outside alone at night.

Blossom: Who's going to bother me? I'm a Charizard. People see me and run away screaming. I'm really not very worried about being attacked.

Mew Two: I still think it's a bad idea...

Blossom: Why don't you come along to "protect" me then?

Mew Two: Maybe I will.

Blossom: Lets go, then.

Mew Two: (turning off the light and coming out) Fine.

(They walk around the house and head towards the sidewalk. They walk for awhile without saying anything. After a few minutes, Mew Two decides to say something.)

Mew Two: Well, isn't this fun? (sarcasm)

Blossom: No one made you come along.

Mew Two: I couldn't let you go alone. That wouldn't be very nice of me.

Blossom: Since when are you nice?

Mew Two: Since you're my friend and it's my job to be nice and concerned for your safety.

Blossom: Okay.

(They walk in silence some more.)

Blossom: Ummmmm.... What were you working on in your lab?

Mew Two: Well, I was trying to fix my Humanizing Ray.

Blossom: What's wrong with it?

Mew Two: Well, I'm really not sure. In every test I've run, the subject that was transformed suffer from many behavioral problems. I suspect that the ray isn't completely transforming the brain, but I'm really not sure.

Blossom: I thought it worked fine for us.

Mew Two: It did. However, Mew broke the original, if you remember, and then she accidentally spilled soda on the second one. It hasn't been the same since.

Blossom: That's too bad. But I'm sure you'll get it working again soon.

Mew Two: Yes. I have to. This invention is probably one of my best ever. There's no limit to how much it can help me and even everyone else on the planet- What's that?

(A purple cloud is descending on the city . They watch the cloud creep out of the forest.)

Blossom: I don't know.

Mew Two: I really don't like the looks of that... We should go home.

Blossom: Yeah.

(Mew Two and Blossom hurry back to the house. They both run to the living room window to watch the cloud. They see it creep it's way down the streets and inside houses. In no time at all, the cloud seeps into Kem's house.)

Blossom: Oh man! What is that!? How did it get in here!?

Mew Two: (looking at it) This is amazing... It just seeped right in... I must get a sample of it!

(He runs into the kitchen)

Blossom: (Climbing up on a chair to keep her head above the cloud) Mew Two!

Lightning: (coming out of his room) What is al this ye- *cough*

Blossom: Lightning!

(Blossom flies over to Lightning and carries him to the front door. As she's taking him outside, Mew Two is trying to catch some of the cloud in a jar without breathing any in. He's not doing so well.)

Mew Two: *cough* Almost got it!

Blossom: Ugh! You're so stupid sometimes! I'll be right back!

(She carries Lightning to the roof where there is clean air. Then she goes back in for Mew Two. He declines her offer for assistance and tells her to get the others who were sleeping. Blossom goes into each room, picks up it's occupants, and carries them outside to the roof. The last one she gets is Kem. When she arrives outside, she finds Mew Two asleep on the roof near Mew holding his jar of the strange gas.)

Blossom: (setting Kem down) *cough* What is this stuff? Why do I feel so sleepy? Mmmmm.... I think I'll just lie down here and take a nap.

(She falls asleep. A few hours later...)

Mew: Blossom! BLOSSOM!?!

Blossom: (rubbing her eyes) What- happened?

(She opens her eyes to see a human girl with pink hair and eyes that's wearing Mew's pajamas shaking her.)

Blossom: (jumping back) AHHHH!

Mew: Thanks, Blossom. (sarcasm)

Blossom: Mew? What happened?

Mew: (holding out a mirror) Look at yourself, sweetheart.

Blossom: (looking at her reflection in the mirror) AHHHHH! What happened to me!? I'm human!

(Sure enough we see the human Blossom in the mirror. She's very tall and muscular with dark skin and orange-ish colored hair.)

Mew: (pointing across the roof at the human Mew Two) Actually, Mew Two is working on that now.

(Mew Two is tall, skinny, and pale and he had dark blue hair. I guess Pokémon don't have to follow the basic rules of genetics if one kid can have blue hair and the other has pink hair. Any way, he really needs to get some sun. It's good that he's outside. And isn't it convenient that they all wear pajamas that will still fit them when they become human? I dunno but I think that's kind of suspicious.)

Mew Two: *ahem*

(Sorry.)

Mew Two: Okay. My Humanizing Ray didn't do this. So what did?

Lightning: You guys!

(They turn to look at human Lightning, who it about average height with brown hair and brow eyes, and human Mystic, who looks like human Mew only her hair and eyes are a darker shade of pink. They are kneeling over Kem. Mew, Two, and Blossom walk over to them.)

Mystic: She won't wake up! Kem won't wake up!

Mew: Oh no! (Grabbing Kem and shaking her) Kem! WAKE UP, KEM! WAKE UP NOW!!!

Thunder: (getting up) What's going on?

(Thunder looks exactly like his brother, only just a bit bigger and he doesn't have an earring.)

Blossom: Kem won't wake up!

Thunder: Why not!? What happened!?

Lightning: We don't know!

evil Thunder: (walking over to the others) Is she breathing?

(Evil Thunder looks like his cousins, only he has blonde hair)

Mew Two: (Listening and checking for a pulse) Yes. And her heart is still beating. It's as if she's in a very deep sleep.

Blossom: Do you suppose that strange cloud did this, Mew Two?

Mew Two: That seems to be the most logical explanation now.

Mew: What cloud?

Blossom: The cloud we saw last night when we went for a walk.

Mew Two: Yes. It was purple and it moved very quickly.

Lightning: I think I remember seeing a cloud like thing before I passed out. Yeah! I did! I came out to yell at Blossom for screaming and all of the sudden my lungs filled with something that wasn't clean air and then I passed out.

Mystic: That's weird.

evil Thunder: Do you know what it was?

Mew Two: No, but I have some of it in that jar there. Lets get off this roof and go find out what this is.

(He teleports away.)

Thunder: Not fair!

Mew: That works for me!

Mystic: Me too!

(They teleport off the roof.)

Lightning: *sigh* Leave it to those three to abandon us here. How will we get down?

Blossom: I guess I can climb down and catch the rest of you.

evil Thunder: Okay. We'll pass Kem to you first.

Blossom: Sounds good. Lets do it.

(They go to climb off the roof.)

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