The Pikachu and Mew Show
Phoebe: This way. This side of the palace has the weakest defenses.
(Phoebe is leading Kem, Blossom, and Jaice up the back side of the mountain. Kem, Jaice, and Phoebe are walking as fast as they can. Blossom is happily flying around.)
Blossom: It feels good to fly again!
Kem: I'm glad you're happy, but don't forget why we're here.
Blossom: I won't. Hey! You want a ride!? We'll get up much faster?
Kem: Even with all 3 of us?
Blossom: I like a challenge! Get on.
(Blossom lands and picks them up. Once everyone is on, she takes off and flies up the mountain. At the top, behind the palace, she lets them off.)
Blossom: There you go!
Phoebe: Thank you. Come this way.
(They follow her to a side door.)
Kem: Can we get to the throne room from here?
Phoebe: Yes. This is the only way in that isn't guarded. This door is almost never used.
Kem: Good. You and Jaice should stay here so Serenity doesn't catch you again.
Phoebe: Agreed. Jaice and I will go check on the plants. Once you get inside, just follow the hall to the golden staircase. You can take those stairs up to the grand hall. That is the large, open hall way that has many paintings of past Princess Serenitys on the walls. Follow that to the jeweled double doors and the throne room is on the other side. I would wager that Serenity is in there.
Kem: That's what I guessed. Well, thanks for the help.
Phoebe: No. Thank you. You're doing a great service for all the creatures of this world and yours.
Blossom: Don't mention it! Saving the world is something we're getting pretty good at.
Jaice: Good luck. We'll see you when you win!
Kem: Right. Lets go, Blossom.
(Phoebe opens the door and they go inside. Back at the bottom of the mountain, the others have ran into a small problem. Well, 2 small problems.)
Kuja: Sesshomaru! It's been awhile.
Sesshomaru: Indeed it has. What have you been up to?
Kuja: You know. the usual stuff. You?
Sesshomaru: Actually, I was contracted to destroy you and your human friends here.
Kuja: Human friends? I have only one human friend and she isn't here now.
Naraku: What do you call those kids, then?
Sesshomaru: Naraku! Don't speak!
(Naraku glares at him)
Kuja: Any way, I have to be getting on to that palace, so I'm going to have to ask you to let us through.
Sesshomaru: I would, but I'm afraid I have to kill you. I hope there will be no hard feelings. I'm just doing my job.
Kuja: YOU destroy ME? Don't make me laugh. You couldn't destroy me if your life depended on it- Oh! It does! Because if you don't get out of my way, I'll have to destroy you! Well, doesn't that suck?
Sesshomaru: Have it your way. Naraku, take care of him.
Kuja: You guys sit tight. I'll finish this as quick as I can.
(The other go back to the edge of the forest and sit down. Kuja attempts to straighten his messy hair.)
Naraku: Can I kill him now?
Sesshomaru: Yes! Go!
Naraku: Yay!
(Naraku charges Kuja, who steps out of the way.)
Kuja: Worthless animal. Who shall I summon to destroy you? Decisions, decisions...
(Naraku runs at Kuja, but he moves again.)
Kuja: I know! I'll use that lovely summon I received as a birthday gift from my dear friend Seymore.
Mew: You mean that gross guy with the ugly outfit and bad hair Thunder and I are going to interview next week?
Kuja: Yes! I told him that outfit was just dreadful, but he ignored me. Oh well. He's still a good guy. Any way, I was going to use a summon. Yes. My favorite one of all.
Mystic: Which one is it?
Mew: Shiva!
Kuja: That's right! How ever did you know that, Mew?
Mew: You told me all about her yesterday!
Kuja: I did? Well, I guess I had forgotten. Silly me! Any way, I'm going to destroy you now, Naraku! I hope you like winter because it's going to get very cold, very fast. Come, Shiva!
(A cold, snowy wind begins to blow from the top of the mountain. The wind picks up until it is blowing very hard and it contains large pieces of ice rather than snow. As the pieces of ice fall down, they begin to form the shape of Kuja's summon, Shiva. Naraku just stands and watches as the ice creature forms in front of him.)
Naraku: Sess- Sesshomaru, Wha- what is that?
(Sesshomaru doesn't answer. He knows it means trouble.)
Kuja: She's almost finished! I'm so excited!
(After a few minutes, a giant ice creature stands in front of Kuja. Kuja is smiling happily. Naraku looks terrified.)
Kuja: Well, you had your chance to cooperate, but you chose to defy me. That's really very unfortunate. But, no matter. Go ahead, Shiva. Destroy him!
(Shiva raises her arms above her head, then drops them quickly causing massive chunks of ice to fall from the sky. Naraku runs into the forest and doesn't look back.)
Kuja: Curses! He got away! No matter. I guess it's your turn, then, Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Me?
Kuja: Certainly. You chose to block my path as well.
Sesshomaru: (looking at Shiva) You know... About that. I was just going to tell you that the fastest route up the mountain was that path right over there.
Kuja: Is that so?
Sesshomaru: Yes! I think I'll go find Naraku because he's a slow one and might hurt himself if I leave him alone. i enjoyed talking to you Kuja. (running towards the forest) We'll have to chat again sometime!
Kuja: Of course. Bye now!
Sesshomaru: (running) Bye!
(He disappears into the woods. The others have now gathered around Kuja and Shiva.)
evil Thunder: That wuss ran away.
Kuja: Sesshomaru could have destroyed me if he had really wanted to.
Mew: What about Shiva?
Kuja: Shiva would have attempted to block any attacks aimed at me, and, as lovely as she is, she isn't very good at taking hits just yet. I only just got her.
Mew Two: Well, it's a good thing she was able to scare them off.
Kuja: Indeed. You may go, Shiva.
(The cold wind returns and blows Shiva into snow flakes that float away.)
Kuja: Well, let us go help Kem.
(Meanwhile, Kem and Blossom have reached the throne room of the palace. Sure enough, Serenity is waiting inside.)
Serenity: I knew letting you escape that dream was a mistake.
Kem: Oh well. What can you do? Everyone makes mistakes! You're just screwed up your whole plan.
Serenity: I think not. I'm still in control of the palace and the sleep plants!
Kem: No you aren't. We brought the real Princess Serenity back and she's going to get her plants. Once the guards realize who she is, you're finished.
Serenity: What!? No fair! How did she escape!?
Kem: We helped her. She's much nicer to us than you were.
Serenity: I hate you! You ruined everything! Oh well. I guess I'll just have to kill you to make myself feel better.
Blossom: Dream on. Can I hurt her now? Please!?
Kem: I guess. Go ahead.
Blossom: Score!
(Blossom jumps up and attacks Serenity from above, but an invisible shield protects her.)
Kem: What the hell is that!? Damn... Wait a second...
(She runs over to Serenity and whispers something to her.)
Serenity: You want me to call her what?
Kem: A *whisper* *whisper*.
Serenity: A smelly dragon?
(Blossom looks up and shoots Serenity a really cold, angry stare.)
Blossom: You're dead.
(Kem allows Blossom to attack Serenity until the shield brakes and she's lying unconscious and badly beaten on the floor.)
Kem: That's enough.
Blossom: But-
Kem: I said, that's enough.
(Blossom kicks Serenity's body and crosses her arms and pouts like an angry 6 year old. Kem goes over to Serenity and checks her pulse.)
Kem: Well, she's still alive. You're parents won't bludgeon me to death. Or claw my eyes out. I had a dream that an angry charizard clawed my eyes out once. That was not cool.
(The doors open behind them and the others walk in. They look at Kem, then Blossom, and then Serenity.)
Kuja: I was going to ask if you were okay, but it looks like you have things under control.
Blossom: (suddenly cheering up) Where have you guys been!? You missed the party!
Lightning: Looking for you. I'd ask where's you've been, but this looks pretty self explanatory.
Thunder: And to think we were worried about you.
Kem: You were worried about us?
Blossom: Have you forgotten who we are?
Kem: I'm the best Pokémon trainer to ever live, and Blossom is the strongest charizard ever. I think we can handle a bratty little sorceress.
Mystic: Then why did you call Kuja?
Kem: I needed him to baby sit you guys. Thanks Kuja!
Kuja: No problem, I guess...
(Phoebe and Jaice walk in with some guards. The guards drag Serenity out of the room.)
Phoebe: Kem. Blossom. You have done well. Because of your efforts, everything is going to be back to normal in no time.
Kem: It was nothing.
Blossom: We love saving the world!
Phoebe: The plants are ready to take to your world to awaken everyone. Are you ready to go?
Kem: I think so.
Mew Two: But I think we missed something...
Mew: Yeah! Who are they? Why isn't Blossom human!? What's going on here!?
Blossom: We'll explain it on the way home.
Phoebe: Right, then. Let us go.
(They follow Phoebe out the door.)