The Pikachu and Mew Show

(We're in a deep forest. The trees are so thick you can't see the sun. Kem is standing in a small clearing looking around. She's in her pajamas holding her favorite Pikachu blanket (I really have one of those. It's so warm!). She's really confused.)

Kem: (looking around) What is this place?

Voice: Hello, Kem! Welcome!

Kem: Who- Who is that!? Where are you!?

Voice: (giggling) I'm right here, silly!

Kem: That really doesn't help much.

Voice: That's okay! You don't need to worry about that. I bet you came here to play with me!

Kem: Ummmm.... No.... Not exactly. You see, the last thing I remember is going into my room and going to bed. I woke up here in this creepy forest and now I have no idea where I am or how I got here.

Voice: That kind of thing only happens to people who do bad things, Kem. Were you doing bad things?

Kem: No! I wasn't! I don't drink alcohol or smoke joints or anything like that! I just drank some orange juice and went to bed!

Voice: That's what they all say. But I'm not going to fall for that. Free Willy was not a bad movie!

Kem: What are you talking about!?

Voice: If you're going to come into my forest and bad mouth peaches then I'm afraid we can't be friends!

Kem: I didn't say anything about Willy or peaches!

Voice: Stop lying!

Kem: I'm not!

Voice: Silence! I don't want to hear another word out of you! It's time for us to play!

(Two big, yellow dragons walk out of the trees and surround Kem)

Kem: Uh-oh.....

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