The Pikachu and Mew Show
(We're in a deep forest. The trees are so thick you can't see the sun. Kem is standing in a small clearing looking around. She's in her pajamas holding her favorite Pikachu blanket (I really have one of those. It's so warm!). She's really confused.)
Kem: (looking around) What is this place?
Voice: Hello, Kem! Welcome!
Kem: Who- Who is that!? Where are you!?
Voice: (giggling) I'm right here, silly!
Kem: That really doesn't help much.
Voice: That's okay! You don't need to worry about that. I bet you came here to play with me!
Kem: Ummmm.... No.... Not exactly. You see, the last thing I remember is going into my room and going to bed. I woke up here in this creepy forest and now I have no idea where I am or how I got here.
Voice: That kind of thing only happens to people who do bad things, Kem. Were you doing bad things?
Kem: No! I wasn't! I don't drink alcohol or smoke joints or anything like that! I just drank some orange juice and went to bed!
Voice: That's what they all say. But I'm not going to fall for that. Free Willy was not a bad movie!
Kem: What are you talking about!?
Voice: If you're going to come into my forest and bad mouth peaches then I'm afraid we can't be friends!
Kem: I didn't say anything about Willy or peaches!
Voice: Stop lying!
Kem: I'm not!
Voice: Silence! I don't want to hear another word out of you! It's time for us to play!
(Two big, yellow dragons walk out of the trees and surround Kem)
Kem: Uh-oh.....