The Pikachu and Mew Show
(Kem is running as fast as she can away from the 2 dragons that are chasing her.)
Kem: (running) This- is- not- fair!
Voice: That's what you get for being mean!
Kem: How- was- I- mean!?
Voice: You said Poodles were stupid! I heard you!
Kem: What- the- hell- are you- talking- about!?
Voice: There you go lying again. Buttercup! Daffy! Destroy her!
Kem: *thinking* And she wonders why no one wants to play with her... *yelling as she falls* Ahhhh!
(She tripped over a tree root and fell over. The dragons stand over her.)
Kem: Damn!
(At that moment, Kem and the dragons hear a strange noise. It's like a sparkling noise. Then some giggling.)
Kem: Is that you!?
Voice: If you're referring to me, no, it's not!
Stardust: Hi Kem!
Kem: Not this again!
Shimmer: Don't worry! We're here to help you!
Kem: All I see right now is 2 very hungry looking dragons. Don't you feed them!?
Voice: Some days.
Stardust: We're right here!
Kem: (Looking around) Where?
Shimmer: Look up, then left!
(She follows these directions and sees 2 small creatures that look like fairies waving at her. One has peach colored skin and a purple dress and the other has darker, more tan colored skin, and a green dress. They both have wings and are very sparkly.)
Kem: Oh. Hello!
Shimmer and Stardust: Hi!
Kem: You said you're here to help me?
Stardust: Yep! Lets get those dragons, Shimmer!
Shimmer: *giggling* Okay!
(Shimmer (the purple dress fairy) and Stardust (the green dress fairy) fly around the dragons and cover them with sparkles. The dragons fall asleep.)
Stardust: Okay! Come on, Kem!
Kem: (getting up) Got it!
(She runs after the fairies)
Voice: No! You can't leave!
Kem: *running* Watch me!
(She runs after the fairies for a minute or so before they tell her to stop.)
Shimmer: STOP!
(Kem can't stop that fast so she runs into a tree... Kinda...)
Kem: Ow.... Huh? It didn't hurt?
Stardust: You went through it.
Kem: Through it!?
Shimmer: Yes. Now stand still right where you are.
Kem: Okay....
(The fairies fly around her in circles. Then she, and the fairies, disappear.)
Voice: Damn it! Stupid fairies! Oh well... I guess I'll just have to torment someone else until Sesshomaru and Naraku get back. Bwahahahahaha!
(The screen cuts to a pretty waterfall. There are lots of fairies flying around. The cliff with the waterfall has many tunnels and caves that fairies are flying in and out of. Kem finds herself sitting in a chair. All the fairies turn and look at her.)
Kem: This is kinda creepy...
Shimmer: *giggling* This isn't creepy, silly!
Stardust: Yeah. They're all watching you because you are the chosen one!
Kem: I'm what?
Shimmer: The chosen one, silly!
Stardust: Your coming was foretold in the magical books of the prophecy.
Shimmer: It said the chosen one will come through a dream and be chased by golden dragons.
Stardust: It also said that we had to save you so you could lead us in our rebellion against the evil sorceress, Serenity!
Kem: Okay....
Stardust: I know this seems really weird, but hang in there while we explain it.
Kem: All right. I'm listening.
Stardust: Okay. First, you should know that you were inside a dream.
Kem: A dream!?
Shimmer: Yes. That evil sorceress put you to sleep and tried to kill you before you could wake up.
Kem: This is SO "Nightmare on Elm Street".... And I never liked those movies... I guess I know why. Any way, I was in a dream?
Stardust: Yes. But we took you out of there. Now you're just in another dimension.
Kem: Great...
Shimmer: You see, Princess Serenity and the Palace of Dreams are supposed to be in this dimension.
Kem: Wait a second! Who is Princess Serenity?
Stardust: She is the kind princess that rules over this dimension that we call, Serenity. Hence her name.
Shimmer: But an evil sorceress came and stole the throne from the princess and the princess hasn't been seen since.
Stardust: And to make everything worse, the sorceress moved the Palace of Dreams to YOUR dimension.
Kem: What's the Palace of Dreams?
Shimmer: The magic palace where Princess Serenity lives. It's the only place the sleep plants can grow.
Kem: Sleep plants?
Stardust: Yes. You see, in our dimension, Princess Serenity puts all the creatures to sleep with the plants, and uses her power over the spores to make them have nice dreams until morning when she wakes them up.
Shimmer: The evil sorceress wanted to use the power of the sleep plants to wreak havoc in your dimension.
Crystal: I'm afraid she wants much more than that.
(Kem and all the fairies look to see another fairy with a pink dress flying towards them.)
Stardust: Crystal!
Shimmer: Where have you been!?
Crystal: I followed Serenity to the human realm and I found out what it was she is really after.
Kem: What's that?
Crystal: The Dream Crystal.
Stardust: Oh no!
Shimmer: Are you serious!?
Kem: Is that bad?
Crystal: Very bad. If she gets a hold on the crystal, she'll easily take over your world and destroy ours.
Kem: What is the Dream Crystal?
Stardust: It's a magic crystal that used to rest in the Palace of Dreams. It was the source of Princess Serenity's power.
Shimmer: One year ago, the palace was attacked be the evil sorceress, Serenity. The evil sorceress thought she would find the crystal inside the palace because that's where it's supposed to be.
Stardust: But the crystal wasn't in the palace because it was brought to the valley of the fairies for safe keeping more than a hundred years earlier.
Crystal: Right. So, Princess Serenity told Sorceress Serenity that the crystal had been stolen and taken to your dimension. She made up other places for it to be tracked to so the evil sorceress would believe it to be stolen.
Kem: Wait. There's a Princess Serenity and a Sorceress Serenity?
Shimmer: Yep!
Stardust: "Sorceress Serenity" was actually named "Serenity" at birth. "Princess Serenity" is just a title. Her name is actually "Phoebe".
Kem: Okay... Back to the crystal.
Crystal: Okay. The crystal had been kept here safely until 21 years ago.
Kem: What happened?
Stardust: The fairy we had watching it over night disappeared with it. We know that it was taken to your dimension, but we don't know if she actually stole it or if there is foul play involved.
Kem: Oh.
Crystal: You see, Kem, everything would have been fine, but Sorceress Serenity has gone to your dimension looking for it.
Kem: I thought she thought it was stolen. Does she know what really happened?
Crystal: No. She still believes the made up stolen story.
Kem: So she just got lucky?
Crystal: Basically.
Kem: Well, I bet my Pokémon and I could take her. If you would just send me home-
Stardust: We would, but there's one small thing preventing us from doing that.
Kem: What's that?
Shimmer: We only have your spirit body.
Kem: What?
Stardust: You came through a dream. That means your real body is still in your dimension. Until it wakes up, we can't send you to it.
Kem: So I'm still dreaming?
Crystal: Yes and no. Your real body IS asleep, so you technically are, however we could have brought you here if you had been awake also, so this is real.
Kem: What's the point of telling me all this if I can't even go to my dimension and do something about it?
Stardust: We needed you to be ready for when you can fight.
Kem: When will that be?
Shimmer: When we go to your dimension and break the spell on your body.
Stardust: WE can go to your dimension even if you can't.
Kem: What will I do while you're gone?
Shimmer: You'll wait here with Crystal.
Crystal: Yes. You guys should get going.
Stardust: Right.
Shimmer: We'll see you later, Kem!
Kem: Wait! One last question.
Stardust: Go for it.
Kem: How did you all know my name!?
Crystal: It was in the prophecy.
Kem: Oh. Okay, then.
Shimmer: *giggling* Bye!
Kem: Bye!
(The 2 fairies disappear.)
Kem: What will we do if they can't wake me up?
Crystal: We'll be in a lot of trouble....