The Pikachu and Mew Show
(Our Pokémon friends are sitting around the dining room table. Shimmer and Stardust are sitting on the table in front of Mew Two. Kem walks into the room. She's just finished braiding her hair.)
Kem: Okay. Lets plan.
Mew Two: Right. Why don't Mew and I go find the exact location of the palace. Then while we are gone, you can call any help you might need, and try to think of a way to beat that sorceress.
Kem: That sounds reasonable. Go ahead.
Mew: Okay! We'll be back as soon as we can!
(Mew and Mew Two teleport away.)
Kem: Now, how do we beat a sorceress?
Thunder: If you were a sorceress, you could take her out easy.
Kem: Too bad I'm not- But I know someone who is! Thunder, you're a genius!
(She runs into the kitchen. The other stare at the door. Kem comes back with the phone up to her ear. She's talking to someone.)
Kem: (into the phone) Hi! How are you? (pause) That's wonderful! I'm just great, too. Listen, could you be a sweet heart and help me with something? (pause) I know you are, but you'd be an even sweeter sweet heart. (pause) Great! Here's the deal. An evil sorceress is giving me trouble and I need you to help me stop her. (pause) Yes! She's the one that put all the humans to sleep. (pause) Some fairies woke me up. (pause) Yeah. Any way, do you think you can help? (pause) Great! You are awesome! I love you so much for this! (pause) Okay! Bye!
Thunder: Who the hell were you just talking to?
Blossom: Do you have a non human boyfriend you're not telling us about?
Kem: Of course not. I just needed to speak to our help in his own language. He calls people "sweet heart" and says he loves people all the time.
evil Thunder: Who-?
Kem: He'll be here soon. Just wait.
(Meanwhile, the Mew and Two are walking around Mt. Silver looking for the Palace of Dreams.)
Mew: Do you see it yet?
Mew Two: No. I wish we could fly.
Mew: Me too. I hate this walking thing.
Mew Two: We need to get to higher ground.
Mew: Two! We're on a freaking mountain! Ground doesn't get much higher than this!
Mew Two: I know, but it's hard to see from inside a valley. We need to go up towards the summit.
Mew: Okay...
(They continue walking up the mountain. Back at Kem's house....)